or heroes was quoting someone

  • Bakugou: From now on we will be using codenames. You can address me as “Eagle One.”
  • Bakugou: Deku, codename: “Been There, Done That.”
  • Bakugou: Kirishima is “Currently Doing That.”
  • Bakugou: Tokoyami is “It Happened Once in a Dream.”
  • Bakugou: Uraraka - codename, “If I Had to Pick a Girl.”
  • Bakugou: Todoroki will be… “Eagle Two.”
  • Todoroki: Oh thank God.
Yet another group of sentence prompts!

“It’s a beautiful day to question everything.”


“… and I’m not even going to try.”


“Is this what I’ve become?”


“Afternoon, zombies.”


“I have a question… why?”


“From whom is the spewing volcano?”


“Honey, I’m homeless!”


“Fight me. Wait no, I didn’t think you’d actually take up on that!”


“You said, and I quote; I have an addiction to knowledge.”!“


"A hero of my dreams is someone who makes me lasagna.”

“You and your stupid idea!”


“Trust me when I say I’ve been here before.”


“Under all that lameness there’s a tiny dot of cool in you. Very tiny. Microscopic, really.”

“It’s 5:30 and I’m eating lunch.”

“Why am I here?”

“Oh, this is going to be so embarrassing, I can’t wait.”

“Expiration dates are more like guidelines, right?”

“I’m calling it, he’s going to die.”

“I like my to have my coffee like I like to have you; always by my side.“

“DO. NOT. BURN. THE. MONEY.“

“Shake what you got. Wait, I mean the- no don’t stop!“

“This is sad.“ “This is your life?” “I’m aware, cupcake.”

“How do you find my moves?”

2

An uplifting message from Tadashi Hamada

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
—  Bakugou Katsuki
basketball game
  • Izuku: [bends down to pick up the ball]
  • Katsuki [mumbling]: nice ass
  • Izuku: huh?
  • Katsuki: nice, uh... pass. nice pass, you fucking nerd. *whispers* shit
When he was still a lonely child in the depths of Casterly Rock, he oft rode dragons through the nights, pretending he was some lost Targaryen princeling, or a Valyrian dragonlord soaring high o'er fields and mountains. Once, when his uncles asked him what gift he wanted for his nameday, he begged them for a dragon. “It wouldn’t need to be a big one. It could be little, like I am.” His uncle Gerion thought that was the funniest thing he had ever heard, but his uncle Tygett said, “The last dragon died a century ago, lad.” That had seemed so monstrously unfair that the boy had cried himself to sleep that night.
—  Tyrion II, A Dance with Dragons
  • Katsuki: deku you fucking nerd
  • any other person: Izuku's such a nerd
  • Katsuki: ????!?!!?!?!!
  • Katsuki: Fight Me Now You Fucking Piece Of Shit I Will Fucking End Your Life I Will Kill You I Have Never Been This Fucking Offended In M
  • Izuku: You know, I really think we should try a non-violent approach to resolve this.
  • Bakugou: I agree. Except replace the word "non" with "extremely", and after the word "violent", include the phrase, "blood explosion extraordinaire".
the zodiac signs as quotes from big hero 6
  • Aries: Someone has to help!
  • Taurus: Puberty can often be a confusing time for young adolescents flowering into manhood.
  • Gemini: Stop whining, woman up.
  • Cancer: Now that's a chemical reaction!
  • Leo: I go front, I go back, I go inside out, then, I go front and back.
  • Virgo: I will laser hand you in the face!
  • Libra: Oh no.
  • Scorpio: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?
  • Sagittarius: I love that robot!
  • Capricorn: You're gonna need some upgrades.
  • Aquarius: I spilled wasabi on my shirt one time, people! One time!
  • Pisces: There are no red lights in a car chase!