or having been drinking

11 questions tag

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How would you describe your bias based on aesthetics?

• im gonna go with mark. hmm, mark lee is the honey in your lemon tea. he’s that comforting hug someone rarely gives you to. he is the silence yet comforting ambience in your room dark at night when you randomly woke up, yet you loved it. he is the first sip of coffee you have been longing to drink on stressful nights. he is the baby’s breath in a bunch of flowers because he may be small and all, but he is unique and has a special place in our my hearts.

What are your favorite types of hugs? Why?

• my favorite type of hug is a hug from someone when you need comforting. that warm yet reassuring hug you get from someone, the way their arms would tightly wrap around you and hug you and you just feel the love and ‘im here for you’ vibe radiating off. sorry im so weak for hugs.

If you had to use three songs to use as the soundtrack of a movie based in your life, which ones would you pick?

• okay so the songs would be peekaboo by red velvet, baby dont like it by nct 127, and beautiful by monsta x because im dramatic and i need my daily drama so my movie contains a lot of drama

What are your favorite planet and/or constellation? Why?

• pluto, because it’s smol and far away from the other planets like same yes me too pluto

What music video would you want to live in? Considering everything that is in the plot or styling of it.

• the japanese version of limitless looks cool and i love how they developed out the edgy semi bad boys style. or exo’s love me right because it’s really pleasing (i wanna say exo’s pathcode teasers but they arent music videos rip), red velvet’s peekaboo also works for me!

What is your favorite piece of writing/poem/book/novel, etc.?

• for me, it doesn’t really matter, as long as the writer wrote it with heart and passion.

If you had to go back in time and meet someone from the past, who would you like to meet and why?

• i would be happy if i met my grandpa, he lives in japan but he and my mom aren’t on good terms so yeah.

If you had to copy one of your bias’ outfits, which one would it be and why?

• jihoon’s pink outfit will always be iconic! also namjoon’s not my bias but i wanna feel what it’s like to dress up wearing his iconic farmer look on their baepsae dance practice haha. also the outfits in red velvets’ ice cream cake mv because those are lit.

What is a sweet memory you have with an animal of any kind?

• my dog, whenever i come home from school as soon as i open the door she’s always right there waiting and welcomes me with her playful self. im so soft

What is your favorite month and why?

• october! i love the cold breeze from outside our house and everyone is just gushing over halloween and lots of chocolates and candies and huge sweaters ahh my weakness.

If you could have any dish at the moment, which one would it be?

• not a dish but im craving takoyaki right now

MY QUESTIONS

1. What do you think is the best feature you have and why?

2. If you could spend your whole life with one of your biases, who would it be and why?

3. Describe what you are feeling right now through aesthetics.

4. How do you express your feelings? (by writing, singing, dancing, etc)

5. Any advice to people who are stressing out right now?

6. Favorite season?

7. If you could wish for two things right now, what would it be?

8. Do you love skinship?

9. If you could create a world of your own, what would it be like and who would you want to live there with?

10. Is there any song that perfectly describes who you are? If there is, what is it and why do you think so?

11. Do you ever just think and wish that sometimes, a scene from a fanfic would happen to you?

TAGGING: @lovesehunright @soowritings @velvetchen @kollectionn

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saved by the bell meme [½ otps]: Zack & Lisa

anonymous asked:

bucky tell us a story about darcy

darcy lewis goes drinking with thor.

that alone should be enough to send your imaginations spinning off to wild places, but that, my friends, is only where our story begins.
it is also something you should know, just in general, in case you happen to encounter darcy lewis.
she’s tazed a god twice, and she goes drinking with thor. on a regular basis.
the first time thor wanted to go drinking after i showed up, lewis was there too. and naturally, if thor was going out so was she. neither of them knew us newbie avengers well yet, but being sociable sort of people, they invited us to tag along. scott immediately agreed, but sam was caught up doing some beta testing in the labs with tony, and said he would catch up when they were done.
so darcy, thor, scott and i went out drinking.
fun fact about thor: it takes him approximately one million alcohols to get drunk, but once he’s there, he likes to sing. preferably epic ballads of victory in battle, but he’s pretty much game for any catchy song that will get a bar excited. that being the case, lewis and thor’s go-to midgardian bar is a karaoke joint.
im sure you begin to see where things are going wrong.
fun fact about darcy lewis? she can also hold her alcohol, but cannot carry at tune. like. at all.
that doesnt stop her from singing, mind you. gotta respect a lady who knows shes terrible but enjoys herself anyway.
scott apparently loves karaoke. i dont know why that surprised me, but it did. even more surprising? hes not actually that bad, although like 90% of his song choices were bruce springsteen. no clue why. anyway, thor was delighted by having a buddy who was not only willing but able to sing with him, and after scott got over his star-struck-ness they had a pretty great time.
it was a good thing that thor and lewis went to that bar on the regular, because im sure any place that hadnt been prepared for them would have kicked all of us out. as it was, they finally booted us out the door after a rousing rendition of ‘wrecking ball’ had most of the bar on their feet. and broke two tables.
(thor apparently settles his tab there in asgardian gold, so no hard feelings from the bartenders.)
the night was young and all of us had enough booze in our systems that we decided to catch a cab back to the tower and see if we could rope anyone else into some shennanigans. thor was buzzed at least, which for thor means his voice is even boomier and his gestures are more expansive–you gotta be ready to duck. scott was drunk, no question about it, and that was probably why theyd wound up singing wrecking ball in the first place. scott’s a cheerful if floppy, “ i love you, i love all of you guys, i love everyone in this bar ” kind of drunk, and was mostly travelling by merit of being wrapped around thors bicep. i was a little buzzed myself, and lewis had had nearly as much as i did. remarkably, she seemed to be chugging along pretty well, some weaving and slurring aside. the lady lives up to her god-tazing reputation.
anyway, we got out of the cab at the tower and started making our way to the doors. scott had partially detached from thors arm and needed extra support, so i was helping keep him from capsizing while lewis trailed a few steps behind the three of us, making color commentary of our three stooges act.
and then out of nowhere, she just…yelled.
all three of us whipped around as quickly as three drunk superpeople can, just in time to see darcy lewis dish out what looked to be a pretty dang textbook perfect roundhouse kick to the chest of some poor guy.
the guy went down. lewis went down too, because the kick had totally overbalanced her. thor and i dropped scott and ran over to help.
which was when sam sat up and said ‘that was a hell of a kick’
because apparently hed finished up his testing and gone out to catch up with us, made it partway down the block to call a cab, then saw us getting out of our taxi. he jogged back–not being particularly stealthy, but we were drunk–and put his hand on lewis’s shoulder to get her attention.
lewis, having pretty poor vision even sober, and worse vision when drunk and without her glasses, just saw some big male figure who’d popped up out of nowhere and grabbed her by the shoulder.
so naturally she kicked him in the chest.
she apologized profusely, but the rest of us thought it was pretty funny. and sam was impressed the next morning when he discovered that she’d left a visible footprint on his chest.
darcy insists she has no idea why she did it. or where she learned to kick like that.
the rest of us have just chalked it up to mysterious darcy lewis powers.

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“Why is there a tentacle?“ “Garnish“

so apparently it’s billdip week and I DIDN’T KNOW but luckily I managed to fix my tablet in time to contribute! :D :D :D I wanted to make something fluffy but uh… this came out instead… so I hope this works lol

also, all bill did was shake a bottle of milk and put it in a fancy glass. you know… cuz it’s a milkshake

the continuation [link]

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Tensions running high in the 12x14 sneak peek

;the touch of silk (m)

pairing: min yoongi x reader, sugar daddy! yoongi, vampire! yoongi
genre/warnings: smut, romance, blood mentions, but nothing too crazy, dirty talk, dom! Yoongi
words: 14,221

:: summary— in a world where vampires coexist with the living, there are many humans looking for a cheap thrill…you’re ashamed to admit you’re curious too, putting to good use a dating app you find…but Min Yoongi is nothing like you imagined a vampire to be…

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imagine washington playing never have I ever with some of his freelancer friends for the first time and York’s like “Alright, let’s start this off mild: never have I ever forced the barrel of a sniper rifle down someone’s throat and pulled the trigger,” and wash looks on as Tex, Wyoming, and North all groan and take a drink

So I was rewatching Yuri on Ice (as you do) and listen… 

Yuuri Katsuki is the only skater that sees Victor Nikiforov as a person and not as something to be surpassed. 

Bear with me. 

Every skater we see in the show is pissy about Victor leaving the season to coach Yuuri. They don’t care about how Victor feels or what led him to take a break, they just care about surpassing him. He’s treated like an object, not a fellow skater.

And they’re pretty much all hostile to Victor in a way. Chris is pissy because Victor left the ice and without him competitions don’t make sense - his internal monologue hurts in that sense. Even if he wins, he wouldn’t surpass Victor, because Victor is not competing that season. Yuri is constantly being mean to him telling him he’ll do so much better than Victor, and while that’s true and Victor is probably aware of it it doesn’t make it hurt any less. 

All skaters are desperate to overcome him - like this is their chance, Victor is off the ice, he’s going to be forgotten, it’s time for someone else to step into the spotlight.

And what hurts the most is that it seems that Victor is just… OK with it. He seems to have accepted that this is just how things are. He doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with that - everyone wants to be the best, so what? - but I think it’s only when Yuuri asks him to just be himself that Victor realizes how other fellow skaters have been treating him.

Anyways I need a strong drink.

Snap Decision

(A chance meeting with a stranger at a bar helps you recover from a bad breakup.)

Warnings: 11000+ words of mostly sex stuff.  Bad ex boyfriends. People doing inadvisable things.  Listen up kids: in real life you should be more cautious about who you let take naked pictures of you! Lots and lots of sex.  If you’ve read my stuff before, you know the drill.  


You thought it would be fun to work in sales after you graduated from university; you would travel around the country, meeting new people, holding meetings in fancy high rise office buildings in big cities, wining and dining clients at gourmet restaurants while you closed deals and made boatloads of money.  The reality was that you were selling industrial wastewater management systems, making a moderate income, while traveling four days a week to factories and chemical refineries in some of the least glamorous locations on earth.  You didn’t mind the work itself, but the evenings alone in small town hotel rooms were dull and disheartening, so you would frequently head out to a local movie theater or neighborhood bar to distract yourself from the loneliness on the road.   

 It was pouring down rain outside and you decide to run to the closest place you could find to grab a drink, rather than risk driving around and getting lost.  That’s how you found yourself sitting alone at the bar of the Applebee’s restaurant that was adjacent to your hotel, sipping on something called a Blue Hawaiian, in a town you couldn’t even remember the name of.   

Unruly children sat with their families having dinner in the nearby booths, while innocuously bland pop songs played overhead.  You took one sip of the cloyingly sweet blue cocktail in front of you and immediately regretted your decision to come here tonight. Given the lousy week you had experienced, you would have been better off drinking cheap whiskey at a dive bar filled with unapologetic alcoholics.  Here, the family friendly atmosphere mixed with the empty promises of a fruity cocktail that was designed to trick you into thinking you were on a tropical island vacation instead of in your real life.  Your real crappy life. 

You had totally blown the sale today.  The clients had a million questions about the technical specifications of the products you were trying to sell, but you kept tripping over your words and making yourself sound like an idiot.  You blamed your poor work performance on lack of sleep.  And you blamed the lack of sleep on your boyfriend, David.  Actually, he was your ex-boyfriend now.  After more than a year together, you dumped him for cheating on you.  

He claimed he was faithful, but you were certain he was lying.  He never picked up his phone when you called him from out on the road.  He would eventually call you back, but his stories about where he was and what he was doing always sounded a little off.  The final blow came when your friend Stephanie told you she saw him going into a movie theater with another girl.  David claimed Stephanie was mistaken and that you were just paranoid and jealous for no reason.  You wanted to believe him, but deep down you were sure that Stephanie was right.  All the unresolved questions you had about what David was doing while you were working could easily be answered if he had been cheating on you.  David cried when you told him it was over, he begged you to reconsider, but you were resolute and just walked away.

That had been a week ago, and every day since then, you questioned whether or not you made the right decision.  You had no hard proof that he had been unfaithful.  Sure, Stephanie said she saw him, but she only saw from a distance.  Maybe she was mistaken.  Maybe it was just someone who looked like David.

“Is this seat taken?”

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also also, last half-salty, half-amused post I swear BUT

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THE FLYING WATER KAMUI IN THE END because I’d tweeted this nonsense before the finale aired:

Sorey and Mikleo finally fulfilled their birb dreams and ascended to the skies above LMAO ADKJFKHGSKJGGS

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I’ve been having a bad time ™. So I drew fluff and the grandkids reacting to said fluff.

They totes got married when they were old and crotchety.