or happy zombie jesus day

To all my Catholic/Christian/Presbyterian/Baptist/etc friends, Happy Easter!
To all my atheist friends, Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
To all my Jewish friends, Happy sorta-middle-of Passover!
To all my friends that don’t fall under those categories,  Happy Rabbits and Candy day!
To anyone who was offended by one of these, I’m sorry I can’t make everyone happy!

GO EAT MORE THAN NECESSARY AND HUG YOUR LOVED ONES. PETS INCLUDED.