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Broken - Part 2

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Summary: Jensen and the reader had an amazing night…until the condom broke. Not happy with the way things went down, Jensen surprises the reader when he shows up at her house.

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Word Count: 1,597

Part 1

“The shit I get myself into.” Jensen grumbles to himself, absentmindedly grabbing the brim of his hat and spinning it around.

Tired and annoyed, Jensen’s at a standstill in the ice cream isle at Whole Foods. His greenish hazel eyes have been darting back and forth, trying to decide which brand of ice cream would be best for breakfast.

Inwardly groaning, the actor snaps his eyes shut realizing just how ridiculous that sounds. A fact like that should maybe deter him from pursuing a girl like you. Something perceived as cute and quirky could easily be a red flag in disguise. With his luck, you probably entertain some sick habit like collecting human teeth in the back of your closet.

Jensen’s ridiculous train of thought is interrupted by a text from Gen, thankfully she’s an early riser. He breathes a sigh of relief once your address is in his hands. It’s quickly chased away when a shit ton of nerves overtake him.

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Dabb vs cars

Surprisingly, not the next round in my ongoing, bitter feud about his continuity problems. A “I come in peace” study on parking.

I watched 10x09 today and I did the usual OTP “aw they’re so far apart” sad heart feeling at the shot of them all outside Sharkey’s.

No, not Dean n Cas.

The Impala and Pimpmobile.

Anyway it got me thinking about in that moment it represented pretty well how Dean and Cas were doing with each other. Of course there isn’t room to park beside Cas’s car, so Dean goes and parks on the other side of the door, leaving this big gap between them, bigger because there’s a parking mark thingy Cas is about to trip over before the shot abruptly ends. (I hope Misha was okay.) The cars have a clear line of sight to each other, but there’s just something so unutterably sad about there being no way for them to park side by side, per Cas’s parking, and Dean putting that extra space between them. (Also so they can go in the door… I’d say unobstructed but the longer I watch the gif the more I become convinced there’s footage out there of Misha ruining the impression of Cas’s reserved dignity…)

In the context of season 10, where Destiel was at right then was the first time they’d seen each other since 10x03, when Dean cleared his bed for Cas like, thanks for saving me from myself pls make yourself comfy, and Cas freaked out and gabbled some stuff about work and Hannah and such and told Dean to rest up, then fled the scene. Dean is pissed off Cas called for help over trying to deal with Claire (and it kind of looks like making excuses of busywork to not come home, when you flee with an apparently important mission and it turns out you’re wandering around trying to earn back brownie points with your vessel’s daughter, having randomly and abruptly swapped onto a personal mission without telling Dean a word of it) and in general the car placement amused me by seeming to echo how they were doing.

Being me, obviously thinking about that made me start thinking about Dabb, cars, and his old Carver era patterns. He got the one per season (two if we were lucky) Deep Emotional DeanCas Talk, to give us a real, solid moment to show how they were truly doing. 8x08, 9x10, 9x22, 10x09, and 11x10 spring to mind though obviously in other episodes he wrote with them they also still shared some pretty epic emotional moments or there were other strong Destiel things. However he is the one who gave us Cas’s original car, and two of these instances are directly before the Big Talk to tide things over and give us the emotional background for later. I figured some thoughts about some notable Dabb car stuff would be a nice thing to do. After my amused nostalgia run through Carver era moments, I’ve included Dabb era in general and picked out some other moments.

9x10 is the start of all this, once Cas finally gets some wheels of his own. The most interesting set piece barely involves any driving, but is the first time the Impala and Continental are parked beside each other. Like, RIGHT beside. Like, Dean n Cas should be this close to each other all the time. Cas’s car is a step ahead (I mean, I assume so he could get out the door). All episode Dean n Cas are a beautiful emotionally supportive unit, but Dean can’t cope with this, and so he gets in his car and leaves, pulling away from the closeness he’s offered from his family, the thing with the cars being exactly what he did when he walked away from them on the bridge too. I mean, that’s fairly obvious, I’m just amused after I went back to look, HOW closely the two cars were parked, like they wanted Cas’s car in that shot, next to Dean’s, and they’d force the most unrealistic parking job ever when there’s all that unused space around them, to get all the random details into the shot they needed. As a bonus, Dean had to have been the one to park the Impala so close blocking Cas’s car in. Unconscious desire to be so close to him and to keep him? He’s still recovering from asking him to leave.

(I know the Impala and Continental shared space in several end of season 9 episodes but not 9x22 as far as I recall in the earlier parts, and the Worst Dabb Vs Cars Fuckery Of Them All occurs in the final driving moment of that episode, just putting Cas IN the Impala for the drive home despite the fact his car ends up the Bunker at the start of 9x23… That’s a symbolic gesture of what he was trying to convey in the moment of Cas sitting in the back of the car but for the sake of talking about how they park together, useless. I feel like in 9x18 it’s just a reminder Cas HAS the car, and the show doesn’t do anything useful with it to represent Cas…)

Onto 11x10, and honestly my favourite of Dabb’s Dean n Cas chatting scenes because it’s technically pretty superfluous except for the fact he really really wanted a final DeanCas chat before Cas got Casifered, and so he made one heck of a driving continuity snarl to wrangle it. Obviously Cas followed Dean’s longing to his spot because how else… Anyway, he parks a long long way off. In season 11 he’s feeling very distanced from Dean by his anxiety and trauma. This is the epitome of the “I came as soon as you called” behaviour, with Cas dropping everything to come help Dean, and romantic blurring into focus walk aside, the long shot shows us beautifully that Cas is hesitant to approach, and maintaining the distance with Dean. After all the season 10 and early 11 drama between them, including several rounds of mind controlled punch ups, they’re fragile and miserable, and Cas’s last interaction with Dean on screen was an angry and frustrating one. Cas himself bridges the distance betwen them but his car waiting off in the background suggests his reservations, and the rest of the episode spells out everything, before he chooses to do something he thinks will help move their cars closer, as it were.

Entering Dabb era proper, in 12x02 we see Cas’s new truck (still with hay) and Dean pulling up to it. Obviously they’ve got their mission to save Sam, the jokes about Mary being brought along to chaperone their date, etc. But since the car conversation in 11x23 the ball has been in Dean’s court to approach Cas, and I would assume the mythical instance of mixtape giving is somewhere between 12x01 and 12x19; the point is, here, as the first 2 episodes of season 12 in general showed (and Dean in 12x22 confirmed talking about how happy he was to have Cas and Mary back in the same breath), Dean approaches Cas, parking right behind his truck, as a symbol of the confidence and comfort they have now. They work great as a team in this part of the season, although Cas has been standing around by his lonely parked truck waiting for most of the episode up to that point, and is forced to continue standing by the truck for most of the rest of the episode.

12x12 Cas is still in the “I’ll just wait here then” mode, hanging out at their designated meeting place as Sam, Dean, Mary and Wally arrive in a convoy and park on the other side of this parking lot, so he has to come to join them (Dean rotating on the spot as he does so… heh, I love that moment.) By the middle of season 12 Cas has run away to find Lucifer, echoing 10x03’s parting, and also killed for them and invited cosmic consequences, and in 12x10 given a firm well-communicated emotional talk to help him feel included and loved, and yet he also leaves to search for Kelly some more, echoing other times he’s gone off to do a side project and been very much on the outside. Once again he’s waiting for them to catch up, and Dean seems to breeze by him - and there’s so many other people with them (and part of why he left in 12x03 was to give Sam and Dean space with Mary, exclusing himself from the family). In the diner scene Cas has the whole waitress thing to deal with, with Dean acting up around so many people with conflicting needs to perform. Cas has been waiting for an incredibly long time, but if you ever needed a more firm “the ball is in your court” it’s the “I love you” at the end of the episode.

12x19 also has a important “where the cars are placed” sequence, which you could really do with a whole gifset of, but of course the Impala is there because Kelly stole it, and it’s been left off to the side by them; likewise Sam and Dean are left to the side by them as they drive off. Sam and Dean placed the truck before they did that and took it back (and all the stuff about Cas and Dean and fixing the truck in the episode is a whole ‘nother thing)… From this angle it looks ominously like the park in which Dean found Mary, with the lights behind the trees going on - of course night has just fallen rather than the sun coming up, and Cas is driving away from the light. As Dean walked Mary into their lives, newly resurrected, Cas drives out of their lives >.> Between all the stealing cars and rushing into save Cas, the gap between them as they’re parked is obvious and as a result of the circumstances. They’re apart because there’s too much going on, Kelly made off with Cas in the car, and Sam and Dean were helpless chasing after them. The distance and swapping around of cars and using them as part of the chaos is very effective. Cas calmly takes possesion of his truck again, freshly fixed by Dean, but drives off with Kelly. In 12x23 they steal some stock Destiel phrases to exchange, and it’s touching the truck which opens the rift. I had a nose around the outdoors scenes and couldn’t spot Cas’s truck and the Impala even on the same side of the building, and honestly am kind of confused about where the truck went. Not, as I said, that I’m trying to continue the feud with this post. But I mean.

*clears throat*

I’m just saying he ruined the continuity in 12x01 for 12x02 by doing the exact same thing as 9x22 by just not using Cas’s truck when it would make sense to take as many vehicles as they can get their hands on so they could split up… Obviously all the many set pieces to do with cars worked best/could only work if there was just the Impala but it’s all style over function again… So in 12x02 to let Cas split up to help they add an extra day to let him get the truck so he can follow leads and do the legwork, and Mary and Dean end up back at the Bunker, immediately falling back into old static patterns when it would have made so much sense to just have them in a motel NEARBY instead of abandoning their hot trail on finding Sam so Mary could shower… He handed them that excuse on a platter and killed the urgency and Dean n Cas were split up all episode when they could have been at least local-ish to each other and maybe had that phonecall in person and and and… shh Lizzy

Tell Her You Love Her

Listen to Tell her you love her By Echosmith (Or don’t, your choice.) While you read this : )

Dear, whoever she ends up with,

You’ve got the most wonderful thing in the palm of your hands. She’s brilliant, kind, and insanely gorgeous. Know what you have, and always know her worth. She is too good for you, just as she was for me. No one will ever be good enough for the girl we love.

Listen to her 3 am secrets, and tell her some of yours. Open up to her, let her know you and all of you. Don’t hide anything from her, she will find out about it. She’s got mad detective skills.

Never lie to her, because just like hidden secrets, she will find out about it. Be honest. About everything. You don’t like something she’s cooked? Tell her. You don’t like the outfit she’s wearing? Tell her. Honesty is key, my friend. It will earn you tons of brownie points, even if she’s upset by the truth.

She’s been through a lot, so try to be easy with her. Her heart has been broken before, by more than one person. Me being the (hopefully) last one to do it. She’s fragile. Though she wouldn’t ever admit it, she breaks easily.

Be everything she needs, not just everything she wants. There are a million guys that could give her what she wants, but only one who can give her the things she needs. Be that guy for her. For her sake, and yours. She’s the most amazing girl anyone could ever ask for, and you have her. Out of every guy in the world, she chose you. You’re lucky enough to be with her. Don’t do anything to jeopardize that.

When she tells you her insane hopes and dreams, don’t shoot them down. Encourage her to accomplish the goals she has set for herself. She will do it; she will achieve these lifelong dreams of hers. Be standing next to her when she does, cheer her on from the sidelines as she does it.

You’ll get to do all of the things I wish I could. You’ll marry her, you’ll have babies together, build a house, grow old together. Don’t take her for granted, you will regret it. If you lose her, you will have lost everything. She is the most incredibly special woman in the whole world, don’t let her go.

Don’t run away when things get complicated. Work them out, it will be worth it, I promise. She has her flaws, but so do you. Don’t split at the first sign of trouble. She is worth all of the trouble in the world.

Lastly, when she says she loves you, tell her you love her too. Even if you’re mad at her, especially if you’re mad at her. She needs to always know that you love her. It needs to constantly be playing in the back of her head. Get it tattooed on your forehead. Just make sure she always knows that she is loved. Be the first person to tell her you love her in the mornings; and the last at night. Tell her you love her, man.

Sincerely, Grayson Dolan (someone who wishes he had some of these tips when he had her)


So I decided to do something different and write an imagine based on a song instead of a quote. Hope you like it!!

Anti Severus Snape bullshit debunked


Snape: is a terrorist, verbally abuses kids, abuses his position as a teacher, led to the death of two if not more people, ruined someone’s career by outing them as a werewolf, physically threw a child out of the room, was a kids biggest fear (the same kid whose parents were tortured into insanity), called his only friend a racial slur after she attempted to help him, literally didn’t find anything wrong with voldemort’s political position and only the fact that he wanted to kill his obsession, was fine with dumbledore saving lily but not james or harry suggesting snape didn’t give two craps about lily’s happiness and only cared for him being the rebound.


Severus didn’t want to join the side with the people that bullied, abused and sexually assaulted him? How am I not surprised?

James is a guy who physically and emotionally abused him as well as sexually assaulted him because “he exists if you know what I mean.” Yes taking someone’s clothes off against their will is sexual assault.

James also showed obvious fucking prejudice by hating on Severus because “he was a Slytherin”

Lily attempted to help him? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? She made one half ass attempt by telling James to put him down and then she spent her time yelling at James about her dating preference rather than I DON’T FUCKING KNOW HEXING JAMES TO SAVE HER BEST FRIEND. Not to mention that she nearly smiled at her own best friends sexual assault.

Remus was going to lose the job anyway due to the jinx. Show some fucking gratitude that Severus saved Remus dying from the jinx by outing him instead.

He led to the death of two or more people. Do you mean James as one of those people? Good I am so fucking glad that abusive dick died.

He was Neville’s biggest fear? Oh no what a monster! Being someone’s biggest fear has nothing whatsoever to do with the strength of how bad a person is. If a religious extremist fears gay people because he thinks they are demon spawn ready to hurt others it does not make it true. Neville fearing Severus over Bellatrix does NOT prove that Severus is worse than Bellatrix.

Besides Neville was filled with anger and a desire for revenge against Bellatrix. It’s not a surprise he didn’t fear her.

Was he wrong to treat Neville the way he did? Absolutely. But the argument is still faulty.

His obsession? Wow a strawman argument. He wasn’t the one who blackmailed Lily by hurting her friend to try and get her to date him. He wasn’t the one who kept trying to be around Lily when she told him to fuck off. It is strongly implied in canon that Severus actually left Lily alone once she asked him too.

Okay you have a point about Harry. That’s something I couldn’t agree with even as a pro Severus fan. Observe people how pro Severus fans don’t sweep his crimes under the rug. Unlike “most” Snaters who sweep James’ crimes under the rug by trying to make Severus the bad guy in the James Severus animosity or the bullshit excuse “we were all sexually abusive criminals when we were 15. We were all out there attempting to murder a person when we were 15 (Sirius) Oh oops my bad lol, wrong quote. I meant to say "we were all idiots when we were 15.” It was absolutely wrong that Severus would even want Lily’s baby to die to protect her because he should have known Lily would rather have the baby survive than her. Or did he know? I mean he was an emotionally damaged man. So I wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t know.

But how fucking dare he not give a shit about the life of the person who abused and sexually assaulted him. What a fucking dick.


james: a fifteen year old who bullied (let this be clear that i highly doubt snape didn’t retaliate)


So self defence is bullying? You disgust me with that argument.


who grew up from that and stopped, saved his enemies life,


Lol he only did it so Remus and Sirius wouldn’t get in trouble. He grew up? What the fuck? He was still hexing Severus behind Lily’s back. And he sexually assaulted Severus after he saved his life. So this he matured bullshit pisses me off.


became animagi with two others to help his other best friend each month,


Congratulations he’s nice to his friends. I am so FUCKING impressed. He became an animagi with the benefit of being able to turn into an animal and be able to break rules more freely. Wow what a hero.


was unapologetically a blood traitor, helped sirius escape from his family, fostered sirius, offered all his friends money if they needed it,


Congratufuckinglations that he was “mature” enough to be nice to his friends. Wow I am amazed at how great that makes him as a person. He is capable of showing decency to people he likes? Do you want me to give him a medal lol?

meanwhile Severus made the wolfsbane potion for Remus for every full moon and checked to see if Sirius was okay when Harry told him that Sirius was in danger and he hated Remus and Sirius. Yet he still did the right thing. Now “that” is fucking decent and impressive to me. I’m not even being sarcastic this time.


joined an anti-terrorist organisation at the peak of the war when voldemort looked like he might win (and james was 17/18 when he did this), gave up everything he had known to go into hiding and protect his son and wife, LITERALLY DIED WANDLESS KNOWING HE WOULDNT SURVIVE BUT HOPING HE WOULD BE ABLE TO STALL ENOUGH TIME SO HIS WIFE AND SON COULD ESCAPE


^ yes okay I will give James some brownie points for that. That’s the difference between most Jaters and Snaters. Most Jaters will reluctantly acknowledge the good deeds James did whereas most Snaters will completely ignore the good deeds Severus did or worse try to make it like he’s disgusting for doing those good deeds by twisting canon.




No I like Severus over James for more multifaceted reasons. But lol here you are telling people why pro Severus are pro Severus without even asking those who are pro Severus to tell you why first.

It’s disgusting that you tell people why Severus fans feel the way they do. That you make assumptions and dismiss their obviously multi faceted reasons for liking Severus with a “nah they only like him over James because he was friend zoned.” (Paraphrased what you said) That you even make such a judgement for any Severus fan without having the common fucking decency to consult them first is so fucking disrespectful. How would you like it if I told you that you only liked James over Severus because James was good looking and Severus was not? If you wouldn’t like it then you can see what you did wrong there.

Lol I forgot which anti I was addressing as I texted this up on my phone. Oh well. Also I’m too lazy to change it to “the anti said” so just replace you with “the anti said” in your heads please

MONSTA X Reaction to Thinking their Plus Sized Girlfriend is INSECURE {Requested}

“Can you do a reaction/scenario with Monsta X were their plus size girlfriend is staring in the mirror, and they think she’s upset but it turns out she’s actually checking herself out. Something cute and suggestive ; ) ; ). Thank ya Thank ya”

Here you go anon! :) 

Originally posted by lostinmonstax

“Babe you’ve been staring at yourself in the mirror for like 10 minutes now…what’s wrong?” He asked you coming up behind you and squeezing you from behind. You nestled into his hug and let the warmth of his embrace wash over you. 

“Nothing’s wrong. Can’t a girl just like what she sees in the mirror?” You asked a slight tease in your voice that you hoped he would pick up and respond to.

He did.

He let his arms wrap your lower to your waist and whispered in your ear. “I know I definitely like what I see….mirror or no…clothes or no…”

Originally posted by wonhobe

“You’re awfully quiet over there.” Wonho commented from the bed, as you stood before your full length mirror staring at your own reflection. “You aren’t being hard on yourself are you?” He asked propping himself on one elbow and giving you his full attention. You turned away from the mirror and walked over and laid on the bed beside Wonho. He pulled you close to him and nuzzled the top of your head with his nose.

“When have you ever known me too be insecure” You asked him, “Like really? I was just thinking that my butt had been looking a little bigger an-”

“And that, that means there’s more of you for me to grab onto?” He finished, letting one hand slide to cup your backside.

You halfheartedly hit his chest, but you didn’t swat his hand away. You knew that deep down you didn’t mind at all.

Originally posted by chiqkihyun

Kihyun: “How do you even have any clothes left? You’ve tried on half of your closet since I’ve been here!”

You sighed and kept twirling around in the mirror, trying to see if this dress was the perfect one.

“That dress fits you just fine! Don’t worry about it!” He encouraged you with a concerned expression on his face that slightly baffled you.

“You think, I’m stressing on how these clothes fit? Um I know that i look amazing, and I don’t need you to tell me.” You told him flicking your head to the side and placing your hands on your hips.

He laughed and walked over placing a kiss on your lips and smudging your makeup that you had slaved over.

“But i love telling you that you look amazing…You taste amazing too.”

Originally posted by gifsmonstax

Minhyuk: “I’m jealous.” He announced suddenly, drawing your attention from the mirror to him standing in the doorway behind you.”I was beginning to think that the mirror meant more to you than I did.”

You turned back to the mirror your brow furrowing. Minhyuk noticed and came and stood beside you looking at you through the reflection.

“Why are you staring so seriously? Trust me you look perfectly fine baby.” He reassured you. You woke up out of your concentration and gave him an appeasing smile. “Babe, I’m not sad or mopey. I’m actually just trying to figure out if I should wear shoes that match my purse or a blouse that stands bold on it’s own.”

Minhyuk rolled his eye before chuckling, sitting down on a nearby chair and placing his hands on your waist.

“I’m serious!” You let him know. “I need to know what matches.

“The only thing that I want to see if it matches are your bra and panties and you have a limited amount of time to show me before I decide to check on my own….”

Originally posted by lostinmonstax

Hyungwon: “I wish I had a dime nickel for every time I caught you in front of this old mirror, judging yourself and wasting time.” He said as he passed by walking over to his desk and rifling for some papers. “But I’m not!” You told him, squinting at yourself in the mirror.

“Then what are you doing?” He asked, finding his papers and patting is pockets in search of his keys. You rolled your eyes. “Your keys are in the kitchen….like always and if you must know, a new lady cut my hair today and I can’t tell if it’s even.”

Hyungwon walked over and ran his fingers through your hair. “It looks even to me.” He let his fingers run through one more time before letting his hands slowly wander to your shoulders where he let one of the straps on your blouse fall.

“Babe…” You whispered. “You’re going to be late!”

“Screw them….all I’m concerned with right now is seeing what else on your body needs a little love and care…”

Originally posted by monstalways

Jooheon: “Put. It. Down.” He ordered you walking up and taking your mirror out of your hands.

“Hey! I was using that!” You yelled trying to take it back but he held it high so you couldn’t reach. “No girl of mine is going to have a pity party in the mirror when I’m around.” He proclaimed holding the mirror higher. “My lady is a Queen!”

You stopped reaching for the mirror and folded your arms over your chest.

“You think that I’m having a pity party?? I was just trying to see if I applied my makeup evenly in this lighting!”

“Oh.” Was all he could say as he slowly lowered your mirror and gave it back to you. “Well, I did call you a Queen…so that gives me some brownie points right?” he asked sweetly.

You caved and smiled at his change of voice. “Yes hon, that got you at least 2 points.”

He took a step towards you and let his eyes run you up and down.

“Do I get more points if show you a different kind of party.”

You felt a wave of exhilaration as you nodded a wordless yes.

Originally posted by wonhontology

Changkyun: “I see you’re in your natural habitat.” He observed as he walked into the bathroom to see you staring at the mirror. You ignored him and continued you staring at yourself for another long moment.

“Okay, what are we staring at because frankly I don’t see anything wrong so.” 

You shook your head. “Nothing’s wrong I’m looking in the mirror and imagining what color I should dye my hair next.” 

“Gah, you had me worried for a second!” He sighed. “But you don’t have to dye your hair, this color was the one that made me fall in love.” He told you. “Especially because I know it’s your real natural col-”

“Woah hold up boy! calm your horses!” You said loudly over him.

He laughed.

“I suck at controlling my horses when it comes to you.”

dragoncatgirl  asked:

Hiya! If it's cool with you, could we get relationship headcanons for the Underfell skelebros? I love your blog so far ^^

The edgy boys™

- Confused.
- You like him? Really? Okay but why? Is there something ya want from him or..?
- He has some trust issues, so anyone who wants to be in any sort of relationship with him has to earn his trust
- If you hurt Paps then any chance of even being somewhat friendly with him is out the window.
- On the other hand if you befriend Paps then Sans will be both surprised and impressed
- “Nice job. Didn’ know he could like anyone other than himself, heh.” Don’t tell Papyrus he said that.
- All and all it would be a slow process getting close to Sans.
- He always tries to be tough and intimidating but he has a few soft spots. He’ll rarely show them to anyone but if he were to have an S/o or even just a really close friend, he might open up to them a bit.
- You wouldn’t expect it but he’s actually pretty sensitive, not only with his own emotions but with others’. He just covers it up with anger and apathy.
- If he notices that someone close to him is upset he’s not very good at verbally comforting them so expect an awkward but meaningful hug.
- Said hug could last from a few seconds to 9 business days.
- He’ll also fight anyone that hurts a loved one, and yes that’s totally dust on his jacket. Guess where that’s from.
- If someone’s close enough to him you might see him shed a tear every once in a blue moon. It would be pretty rare though.
- “And if you tell ANYONE about what you saw, (insert elaborate and overdone threat here)”
- He won’t actually hurt you or anything but he won’t trust you if you tell someone about this.
- So in other words, by posting this, Justice has lost UF!Sans’ trust. The only person he has left on this blog is Mermaid. (Good luck Mermaid)

- You want to get close to the great and terrible Papyrus? Of course you do! He is the perfect member for your party and his stats are- wait this isn’t an rpg? You just like him?
- Oh. Well now he’s a bit confused; flattered but confused.
- Friends? What is friend?
- DATE?! WHAT?!?!?!
- He trys not to show any concern or confusion and act as though your feelings for him (romantic or platonic) were obvious from the very beginning.
- “FROM THE VERY MOMENT YOU LAID EYES ON ME I COULD TELL THAT YOU WANTED TO BE MY FRIEND/S/O!” That’s bull feathers Papyrus but it would be best to just go with what he’s saying (even if it’s not really true).
- You want brownie points from the guy?
- C o m p l e m e n t s
- He’ll give you the old ‘I already know this’ charade but deep down he’s flattered.
- You’ll always see him smile when you say something nice to him but it will always convert into a smug smirk.
- You’re feeling down? The great and terrible Papyrus claims to have no time for your antics but he’ll totally spend hours with you and talk about it but loOK WHAT YOUVE DONE NOW HES LATE BECAUSE OF YOU!
- Don’t take that seriously he chose to spend that time with you.
- He’s going to low-key give you gifts afterwards though.
- And by low-key I mean he’ll try to sneak things into your bags or pockets.
- He might even leave something at your front door but none of this was his doing! The great and terrible Papyrus gave no such gift!

-Mod Justice


River: Cas-
Cas: I know, I get it, I’m going home. I really am sorry River, I didn’t mean to take everything out on you, I just wasn’t prepared for how all this would make me feel-
River: Cas-
Cas: -But I hope you-
River: Cas! I’m giving you a second chance!
Cas: …Really?!
River: Yes. Like I said, I can’t say I’d be any different in your shoes. I’ve seen you try to make up for it, but just know you can’t get by on just extra brownie points. We still need to be able to build a rapport if anything is to come of this.
Cas: I know, I know. I’ve got to try better. Being so close to elimination is a big eye-opener.
River: If we can get past this, I think you could do well here, Cas. It just means putting aside some of your grievances. But for now, here is your bouquet.
Cas: Thank you, River. I’ll do my best not to waste this second chance.

it cracks me up when stans try to acknowledge s¿m’s flaws while also scrambling for a reason antis are still bad for criticizing her because it just comes out sounding like “We shouldn’t give people brownie points for token diversity! but also, we shouldn’t ever criticize them or express any negative emotions regarding how they write ever”

Fic: Baby Proofing

A Chris Evans Oneshot

Summary: Chris is a protective father – well before his baby girl arrives.

Warnings: brief mention of miscarrying

Thanks for reading!! xx


After enjoying a short nap, Natalia found Chris singing and whistling theatrically in the kitchen. He was rummaging through the drawer where they kept the easy accessible tools with one hand, the other juggling a few unrecognizable white pieces of plastic.

Hi-ho! Hi-ho! It’s off to work we go!

She bit her lip, staying hidden from view in the doorway to admire his handsome features. He kept singing and whistling, shaking his head from side to side to the beat, all the while unaware of her presence.

Natalia couldn’t stop the butterflies from fluttering incessantly even if she tried. This silly, wildly imaginative meatball was everything to her. Stifling a fond laugh, she began to approach him like a waddling duck, a palm lying protectively over her swollen belly.

32 weeks, 8 more to go.

“What’re you doing?”

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Legacy Part Twenty One


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A/N: Once again, I’m sorry for rarely updating! I’ve just been so busy lately.

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Stiles- No Problems Here

Request-  could you write an imagine where the reader is stiles’ gf and she’s like a mom to liam so one day he gets ill and she takes care of him and baby’s him and stiles get jealous and she realises, laughs and teases him about it so she purposely baby’s liam more like she randomly kisses his cheek, hugs him and let’s him sleep in her arms bc she cares about him even though it annoys stiles but later explains to him that she loves them both differently pls xx

A/n- So I hope you like this one and I’m sorry for any typos. I didn’t have a lot of time to proofread . Next up is another Stiles imagine, and then a Brett one after that.

You moved swiftly around your kitchen, mixing brownie ingredients for the pack move night. There was still another thirty minutes till your friends came to your house, and you wanted to get the brownies done before they got there.
You cracked the last egg on the edge of the bowl, dumping it’s contents inside and grabbing a spoon so you could stir the batter. You walked over to your phone, scrolling through your music and picking out a song to play while you stirred.
You were humming along and dancing around, so into it that you didn’t notice Stiles come into the kitchen. A burst of laughter sounded behind you and you gasped, whirling around to see your boyfriend standing in the middle of your kitchen, doubling over in laughter.
“Jesus Christ, Stiles!” you exclaimed. “You couldn’t have knocked or something?”
“I did!” he cried. “I guess you couldn’t hear me over the concert going on in here.”
“Shut up,” you told him, your cheeks flushing.
“Aw, don’t worry it was cute,” he told you.
“Well, I’m glad you enjoyed it,” you said with a roll of your eyes, handing him the bowl and spoon. “Now stir.”
You walked into the living room to sort through the stacks of movies you had and Stiles followed you in. “Hey what do you think everyone’s gonna want to watch tonight?” you asked.
“I don’t know, but since we spent like an hour arguing over that last time you might wanna pick for them,” he advised through a mouthful of brownie batter.
“Hey, I said stir, not eat,” you scolded.
“I’m just trying to get some of it before Liam eats it all,” he fired.
“You’re the one who ate a whole pan by yourself two weeks ago,” you pointed out.
“That was for my birthday!” he protested. “And don’t try to deny that you always give Liam extra.”
“What can I say? I can’t resist those puppy dog eyes,” you admitted.
“I have puppy dog eyes!” he cried. “You should be giving me extra brownies since we’re, oh I don’t know, dating?”
You smirked, looking at Stiles with a glint in your eye. “What are they worth to you?” you asked, wiggling your eyebrows.
“That depends. What are you willing to give?” he asked just as cheekily, setting the bowl of batter down and coming towards you.
You smiled and moved around the couch, putting a barrier between the two of you. He grinned and in less than three seconds, he was jumping over the couch. You laughed and ran around the other side, heading for the stairs, but you weren’t fast enough.
You squealed as he caught you, pulling you into a sweet kiss. That was when the doorbell rang and Stiles pulled away with a groan.
“There’s still like fifteen minutes before everyone’s supposed to show up,” he complained.
“I’ll get it,” you told him, walking forward and opening the door, only to find Liam standing on your porch.
“Hey,” Liam said. “I know I’m early I just wanted to see you.”
“Aw,” you said, pulling him into a hug. “It’s okay. Stiles is here too.”
“Yeah,” Stiles said bitterly. “And we were kind of in the middle of something so if you don’t-”
“Stiles!” you scolded. “Stop it. The others are gonna be here soon anyway.”
“Fine,” he huffed, crossing his arms over his chest and mumbling something under his breath.
“Woah,” you said, as your cheek made contact with Liam’s forehead. “You’re burning up, Liam.”
“Yeah, I haven’t really felt good today,” he told you. “Maybe I’m sick.”
“That doesn’t make any sense,” Stiles told him with narrowed eyes. “Werewolves aren’t supposed to get sick.”
“Well he definitely looks sick,” you remarked. “You should get some rest. I can drive you back home if you want?”
“Well I really wanted to stay,” Liam said with a frown.
“Why don’t you go upstairs and lay in my bed for a little while?” you asked him. “Get some rest and I’ll wake you up when everyone else gets here.”
Liam followed you upstairs to your room, where you tucked him under the covers and kissed his forehead. “Get some rest, okay?”
You were all too aware of Stiles leaning against your door frame, a sullen look on his face as he watched you baby Liam. His eyes were narrowed and if you looked close enough, was he…twitching?
“Stiles?” you asked, raising an eyebrow. “Are you okay?”
“I’m fine,” he told you testily.
You looked back at Liam, then to Stiles again, and that was when you realized it. Stiles was jealous of Liam. It took everything you had not to burst out laughing right then and there. The thought that you could actually love Liam more than Stiles was ridiculous in itself, but the fact that Stiles was jealous of him was too much to ignore.
You smiled, deciding you couldn’t pass up the chance to have a little fun with this. “Are you hungry?” you asked Liam. “I could make you some soup?”
“No, I’m okay, could you lay with me though?” he asked.
“Wh-what?!” Stiles sputtered, as he saw you actually walking over to do it.
“He doesn’t feel good,” you told him. “Cut him some slack. Oh, would you go put those brownies in the oven for me?”
Stiles opened his mouth to say something, but then thought better of it. He crossed his arms over his chest, mumbling “Fine.” and stalking into the hall.
By the time he came back upstairs, Liam was curled up against you under the covers, sleeping in your arms. Stiles hadn’t realized Liam could be this annoying, but here he was cutting in on Stiles’ time with you. He wondered if it was physically possible for a person to spontaneously combust out of annoyance, and if it was he would definitely be the first to find out.
Soon the doorbell was ringing, and you went downstairs to answer it with Stiles. Eventually every pack member was there, and about twenty minutes in the movie night Liam came down the stairs, rubbing sleep from his eyes.
“Hey Liam,” Scott said. “You feeling any better?”
“Yeah actually,” he said, coming over to you. “Thanks for letting me sleep.”
“No problem,” you told him, bringing him closer and feeling his head. “Looks like your fever’s gone.”
Stiles, who had just come out of the bathroom, saw that Liam was up and sitting next to you on the couch in the spot he had vacated not even five minutes ago. He eyes narrowed, feeling jealousy flare up inside him once again.
“Oh, that’s Stiles’-” you started to say, but Stiles cut you off.
“Get out of my spot, you little runt,” he told him, coming around the couch and plopping down next to you. He glared at Liam and wrapped an arm tightly around your shoulders.
“Stiles,” you complained. “Don’t be mean.”
“I’m not!” he lied. “I’m just telling him that this is my spot, and he better not sit in it again, or else.”
You bit your lip, pretty sure Stiles wasn’t just talking about his place on the couch. “Stiles can I talk to you for a second?” you asked, rising from your seat.
“Sure,” he said, following you into the kitchen.
“What’s your problem with Liam?” you asked.
“Problem?” he questioned innocently. “I don’t have a problem. No problems here. We’re all good.”
You eyed him and he sighed, sticking his hands in his pockets. “It might be a little annoying how much you baby Liam,” he muttered.
“Liam is like my little brother,” you clarified, grabbing his hands. “I love him, but in a different way than the way I love you. Stiles, you’re my boyfriend, and nothing could ever change the way I feel about you. Not even him.”
“Good,” he told you with a smile. “Then maybe we could pick up where we left off earlier?”
He leaned forward, but you quickly tilted your head to the side so his lips met your cheek instead of your lips. “Maybe after everyone leaves,” you told him, patting his cheek.
You pulled away and shot a smirk over your shoulder as you went back into the living room. “I’m gonna hold you to that!” Stiles called, following quickly behind you.

anonymous asked:

Your five headcanons for a Teacher/Father AU, any fandom! Please :)

Good morning, darling Anon. 

Sorry, I was in a final when you sent this, so I hope it finds you well. And asking for any fandom, I’m still going to do SNK because I’m unoriginal and… well… Look at my name on here. 

Teacher: Young, strapping, fresh out of college for Elementary Education, Eren Jaeger
Father: Divorced, disgruntled, over worked office worker, father to a set of mischievous seven year old twins(Isabelle and Farlan), Levi

1. Farlan and Isabelle know that their teacher has a crush on their father by the way Mr. Eren’s face turns bright red whenever Levi walks in, so they always act up in class to hear him stutter “D-Dont make me call your father! No. Please. Really. Don’t make me call him.” 

2. Levi’s name gets pulled to host the elementary school bake sale at the PTA meeting. Everyone is terrified to try the brownies he made because of his “Dont give me that bullshit about not having change” expression, except for Eren who accepts that challenge like a champ and some how ends up buying the entire plate while stuttering like an idiot about how wonderful they are and Levi looks at him like he’s the grossest thing in the world for speaking with his mouth full.

3. In the middle of back to school night Levi asks Eren’s opinion of standardized testing. Eren’s “DESTROY THEM ALL” personality shines through. It is at this point that Levi might have just felt his heart skip a beat. 

4. Levi “forgets” to remind the kids to bring their lunches to school and so he now has an excuse to go into the classroom every day to catch a glimpse of Eren mid-lecture. He swears he’s just being a good father. He’s not at all checking out the way those slacks hug the teacher’s ass as he bends over to help a student on his math work.

5. After many weeks of hanging around far later than he should have to just pick the students up, and Eren wanting to randomly discuss how well the kids have done on their art project that day, Isabelle and Farlan, tired of having to stay at school this long every day blurt out “You two should just go out on your own.” 
Red faced Eren and mortified Levi exchange numbers. And that’s how they ended up on their first dinner date. 

I want something where the boys are still hostile. They’re still hostile and they go out on a case anyways and they get separated, Lewis and Arthur together. They’re walking/floating along and they come across the spirit and the ghost does something.


But SOMEHOW, Lewis accidently possesses Arthur. He possesses Arthur, who is freaking out, and imagine it like Gruncle Stan’s memories in “Dreamscapers”, where Lewis is walking along and opening doors to memories that Arthur had previously locked up tightly. Arthur’s upset, scared, and angered that Lewis is doing this.

THE GHOST is there with them, weaving its magic to make Lewis see what Arthur does, how he forgives people without any hesitation, how he never holds anything against them, even Lewis for killing him.


Lewis, still wandering through Arthur’s memories, the transparent version of Arthur shaking and crying and angry next to him, finally turns to the blond, holding out his hand.

Arthur looks at him. “What?”

“Come here,” Lewis says.

Arthur squints suspiciously, wiping at his nose. “Why? Going to kill me in my own memories? Make me crazy? Wipe them altogether?”

Lewis shakes his head. “No. I was… I was wrong. I’m sorry. This is me trying to make things right.”

“Things will never be right,” Arthur disagrees, gesturing the the memory of him pushing Lewis. “I murdered you.”

“Come on, Arthur,” Lewis says softly, gently. He looks at Arthur. “You give everyone else a second chance, even when they don’t deserve it. Don’t you think you deserve one, too?”


so something has been bothering me all day. and i just thought i’d have a bit of a rant about it. 

today i posted my stretch mark photo on instagram and had a bit of a rant about body positivity etc. i ended up getting all this really incredible feedback… obviously i had maybe 2 assholes (out of 400+) that had to be assholes but i just LOLed it off… anyway… there was this one chick… and she said something like “i was starting to lose respect for you until you posted this lol now i know you’re a good person”… and like… idk about you guys but that fucking pissed me off. it’s as if that bitch wanted a fucking trophy for liking me? 

like “oh i thought you were a total bitch but you’ve just made me feel better about myself so i guess ur kewl”… no fuck off. i mean she could’ve just said “respect” and i would’ve been like “-fist bump-” but no… she wanted to make herself feel better. 

tbh i dont give a fuck who has respect for me or not… but if you’ve gonna try score browny points on my personal and meaningful posts you can suck my imaginary dick. 


(obvs you guys will probably all be like “but she was just trying to give you a compliment omg you dont have to be a bitch about it” but (SHOCK HORROR) we all have different opinions and this is mine, on my blog, so gtfo)