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Celebrate the Equinox! 

Trainers,

From 1:00 P.M. PDT on September 22 to 1:00 P.M. PDT on October 2, 2017, you’ll earn double Stardust for catching Pokémon and hatching Eggs. Be sure to visit your local PokéStops/Gyms to collect special 2 km Eggs that have the opportunity to hatch Pokémon such as Chansey, Mareep, Larvitar, and more. There will also be special boxes from the in-game shop that feature items like Lucky Eggs, Lure Modules, and all-new Super Incubators which hatch Eggs 1.5 times quicker!

Registering a new Pokémon to your Pokédex will earn you 3XP. Don’t forget that Raikou, Entei, or Suicune will each travel to a new part of the world on September 30, so be sure to catch them while you can!

Keith: God Damit Lance! Why can’t you just happy to be alive!

Lance: Because the dead shouldn’t come back! The dead should stay dead for a reason!

Keith: what reason could possibly justify me having to lose you again!

Lance: look at me Keith!

Keith:…

Lance: LOOK AT ME!

Lance: IM ROTTING AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS KEEP TRYING TO STICK ME BACK TOGETHER!

Lance:*starts to cry* j-just… just let me die…

Keith:… I can’t…