or eat your food

People actually get upset over D.va police outfit.

She is a fucking korean and eats a really spicy food.
not your fucking spiciness towards what she fucking wear.

it’s a fucking game. 

dobbyisafreeblog  asked:

Viserys: What about me?!?! I have had to eat your terrible food. I will never get the smell of horses out of this robe, and my shoes have been soiled countless times by horse excrement. I've suffered long enough! I am a king and I deserve a crown too!

Khal Drogo: Anha vazhak maan rek me zala. Anha vazhak maan firikhnharen hoshora ma mahrazhi aqovi affin mori atihi mae. 

Viserys: What’s he saying?

Daenerys: *hesitates for a moment* He says yes. You shall have a golden crown that men shall tremble to behold.

Viserys: ….well that was all I wanted. What wa-what was promised. *laughs nervously*

*guards rush forward, seizing Viserys* *One breaks his arm* 

Viserys: *screams in pain* No! No! You cannot touch me! I am the dragon! I am a dragon! I want my crown!

*the guards force him to his knees*

Khal Drogo: *melts the gold belt around his waist in a large stone cauldron*

Viserys: *pleading* Dany–Dany tell them– make them!

Khal Drogo: *takes the boiling gold from over the furnace*

Viserys: Dany, please!

Daenerys: *looks on, unphased* He was no dragon. Fire cannot kill a dragon.

oh wow with that it wouldve been really cool if in survival mode for fo4 they added lethargy, kinda like adrenaline but it increases when you eat junk food and slows down your action points :0

the whole knowing what doesn’t kill you does make sense, just makes me wish they added even more edible plants!!!

one time i put too many nuts and i just fucking. died.

  • Dazai: (Y/n)-chan~
  • Me: I'm working .
  • Dazai: but (Y/n) I want to ask a very important question.
  • Me: ...
  • Me: fine.
  • Dazai: who do love?
  • Me: food.
  • Dazai: No, I mean people?
  • Me: people who make me food.
  • Dazai: No no , what I meant is people who are close to your heart?
  • Me: people who take me out to eat food.
  • Ranpo: we are so much alike you & I,(Y/n)-chan.
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