or dressing down

goldweasley  asked:

mckirk? hope ur having a nice day

both u and @honeymilklee asked me this one i lov u guys so much thank u for enabling me

proposes - proposals become a running joke between them, after jim once said “marry me, bones” when bones brought him a drink when he was pulling a double shift on the bridge; it becomes a rare occurrence not to hear either bones or jim telling the other “marry me” for doing some entirely mundane task at least once a week. until one late night, when jim is dressing to beam down to negotiate a treaty with the andorians, and bones is awake because jim tripped over his sweatshirt in the dark and made an unholy amount of noise complaining about it. bones takes in the sight of his reckless, hard-working boyfriend and best friend and, realising he wants to see that every day, for the rest of his life, mumbles “marry me, jim” just as jim is leaving the room. “sure,” says jim, “just let me deal with the andorians, and-” “i’m serious,” says bones, flushing slightly with a combination of nerves and indignation, and that’s all the confirmation jim needs that he really means it. he takes a deep breath. “alright,” he says. “let’s get married.” (bones also takes jim out for dinner on their next shore leave to propose properly, because he’s an old-fashioned romantic at heart).

shops for groceries - bones. jim isn’t trusted with groceries after That Incident In Space Wal-Mart We Will Never Talk About Again (Ever)

kills the spiders - neither of them. they either leave them until they go away, or get spock to take the evil things to the labs.

comes home drunk at 3am - they almost always drink together, but occasionally jim needs some time alone. bones lets makes him come back on his own, though- he picks jim up from whatever bar he decided to drink himself into oblivion in and gets him back home to a warm shower and a bed to sleep in (in one memorable incident, he carried a sleepy, giggling jim through the halls of the enterprise. sulu and chekov have video footage, which they use to their advantage to get out of compulsory hypos).

remembers to feed the fish - they get uhura or spock to remind them, because they’re both terrible at it.

initiates duets - jim. it’s a struggle to get bones to participate, and almost impossible to make him look like he’s enjoying it, but he secretly has a soft spot when it comes to doing things like that with jim (or maybe just a soft spot for jim).

falls asleep first - bones. jim is a very light sleeper.

plans spontaneous trips - bones sees how hard jim works, and makes sure to drag him on a compulsory (doctor’s orders) “romantic vacation” at least twice a year.

wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes - “damnit, jim, i’m a doctor, not your personal chef!”

sends the other unsolicited nudes - bones blocks jim’s contact on his PADD every other day because of this

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt - bones. he’ll refuse to spar with jim when he offers, though.

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops - jim. bones sometimes has to physically drag him away (“you’re a walking encyclopedia of allergies, and besides, that much sugar can’t be safe”)

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit - both of them, but mostly jim, when bones is mad at him.

killed the guy (also, which hid the body) - mirror!kirk kills the guys, and they both hide the bodies.

wears the least clothing around the house - “james tiberius kirk, if you don’t put on a shirt and some pants this instant, i’m filing for a divorce.”

has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason - both of them, so much. when bones is in a v good mood he likes to put on old (‘classical’) music and slow-dance with jim until the late hours of the evening (or until jim gets restless). when jim wants to let bones know just how much he loves him, he trails after him through the ship, stealing kisses and wrapping his arms around his grumpy boyfriend as he struggles to carry on with his duties as CMO

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♫ Tale as old as time~ Song as old as rhyme~ Hanners and McCree~ ♫

This is a self indulgent AU. I just wanted to draw young Hanners in a creampuff dress. This is what happens when @homobench and I end up making a batb AU. 

Princess Zelda medieval fashion

protect mila / sara is the big spoon fight me

bc i am gay trash i couldn’t help but notice mila and sara in the background of the GPF banquet photos and i just

oh mila

tfw u clutching at the gf during a horror movie but she’s too busy gleefully watching the bloodbath

sara pls she needs protection put down your phone

tldr; mila babicheva of the edgy undercut is a delicate cinnamon roll who should be protected at all costs. sara crispino of the flowing tresses is an actual knight who knows no fear. in other news, sara crispino is probably the big spoon.



What If I Kissed You

Characters: Jensen Ackles, Y/N Y/L/N, Misha Collins, Jared Padalecki, Brianna Buckmaster  

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Warnings: A few adultish thoughts, Drunkish!Jensen, tipsy!reader, not much. Mostly fluff.      

Word Count: 1700ish

A/N: So I have been writing a lot of angst lately for my series and for and for angst day (yep I am gonna make y’all cry that day). So I kinda needed a change of pace. When I heard Temecula Road’s What if I Kissed You this one shot popped into my mind.

Thanks a billion to the bestest little sister in the world @mysupernaturalfics for betaing this one for me

Note hate against Danneel - I love her. For the purpose of this fic Jensen is single. 

Being around Y/N on set was bad enough, but tonight it was down right impossible for Jensen to focus on anything else but her. It was a beautiful night in Rome. All his friends, well work friends, were there. Misha and Jared were laughing and talking about something right next to him, but Jensen didn’t pay attention to them at all.

His eyes were solely fixated on Y/N and the way she was laughing and dancing with Brianna. Hell, he couldn’t even hear the music over the sound of her bell like laughter ringing in his ears. He was drunk and not only on the “apple juice”  he had been drinking all day, but on her. She filled his senses and Jensen allowed his mind to wander as he watched how the short summer dress she was wearing clung to her curves in all the right places. Her tanned skin was almost shining in the lights of the club and her hair was swaying with her every movement. She looked happy and free.

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