Person A: Do you think penguins have knees?
Person B: Sleep.
Person A: Why isn’t the ‘g’ in ‘gif’ silent?
Person B: A, Sleep.
Person A: Why do people call letters silent? I mean, no one taped their mouth or anything.
Person B: A. Really now, sleep.
Person A: What would happen if I shoved a knife up-
Person B: Stop. Get some help.