why do they call you scout the useless prophet?
because somehow, some way, i can predict the most ridiculous aspects of spn years in advance
these aren’t serious, major plot points that i work out. they’re the stupid little things that people tag as “#spn crack” and then they come true
for instance, the poop emoji being used in response to someone being upset. there’re more recent examples that i don’t have right off the top of my head, but i know others have pointed out
in season 11, however, the word “useless” was brought into question, as i’d basically worked up 3 years of what i believed chuck was going to be like when he came back
would you believe it
Gabriel would LOVE a fancy trumpet, though. A heavenly noisemaker? Just think of how annoying that could help him be!
but imagine with me:
you’re 8 years old. it’s christmas morning. you wake up a little late, along with your older sibling who’s, say, 14. under the tree there are two presents left. one that clearly looks like a sword, and a small box.
the box is labeled for you, the other for your older sibling. they unwrap what was clearly a kickass sword. eagerly, you open your own box.
inside is a toy trumpet you don’t know how to play and some socks
your dad claps you on the back and says “imagine the possibilities, kiddo!” and then turns to your older sibling and talks about how cool they are
and you’re just like