P-Dragon would have a date in the park, where everyone would see the two of you. He would wear a suit because he thinks that you think he looks good in it. You don’t. He would pack a picknick based off the idea that you’re allergic to every generic thing (nuts, milk, bees, gluten, any fruit, all perservatives), he wouldn’t ask you tho, as he would worry that you would be offended and break up with him. So in his picknick (i might be spelling that wrong? who knows) basket there would only be cucumber and in the cucumber he would hide a ring. He does this every week since you started to date and you have yet to say yes but he just won’t give up.
R.O.P would take you to a circus, soley for the reason to yell at the people working there. He’s against circuses and he’s a really passionated animal rights activist. He would also take this opportunity to show how strong he could be when he’s breaking free from the guards for ruining the show by yelling.
Jeungri would take you bowling, however, he would be to shy to even ask you for a date in the first place. You’re going to make every move, god dammit Jeungri how about you man up for once, huh? Why does your gf have to do this every damn time, how about you try to do something?
J-Lite wouldn’t even take you out for a date.
Daeyang would rarely take you on dates. Again, he doesn’t care about this relationship. I think you deserve better. Date P-Dragon or something. Daeyang doesn’t care anyway.
Shadowhunters Fic: Like a Lady Gaga Discography (Raj-centric)
Title: Like a Lady Gaga Discography Words: 1650 words.
Summary: Raj only wanted three things in life: to do his job, to mind his business and to not get caught up in other people’s shit. Unfortunately he’s on the fast track to failing all three and in no way is it of his own doing. Why can’t these people just leave him in peace?
Aldertree was decent enough looking guy.
For a pompous, pretentious, British dickwad.
Get some tea, Raj. Get Fairchild a change of clothes, Raj. Fetch the vampire, Raj. Make me a cucumber sandwich, Raj. Shine my cordovans, Raj.
The last one isn’t actually true; Aldertree doesn’t wear cordovans. Not that he does either but that’s the difference between the upper echelon guys like Aldertree and the little minnows in the field like him. People underestimate how hard it is to get demon blood out of leather.
If Raj thought the Lightwoods were annoying when they were in charge, boy was he wrong. At least they didn’t pretend to be pleasant; Maryse didn’t anyway and Raj had to respect that, the way you’d respect a creature that was half protective mama bear fresh out of hibernation and other half blood-sucking, face chomping piranha.
Alec though was pretty enough and a pretty swell enough guy.
I made a subway sandwich guy almost cry the other day because while he was making my sandwich, he accidentally put green bell peppers on my sandwich instead of cucumbers. NBD, I just asked him to pick them off carefully as I am bell pepper-intolerant (look it up, it’s a real thing). Apparently, the people in front of me had yelled at him for heating up their chicken teriyaki sandwich, which is standard procedure, and tried to get him fired.
On National Pig Day, let’s not leave out the odd but adorable sea pig! No relation to the land pig, the sea pig is actually a sea cucumber that can move along the seafloor by inflating and deflating its “legs” (large tube feet) like a car dealership tubeman.