or crushes

CONVOS: LEO AND CAPRICORN
  • Leo:Their hair looks so soft...
  • Capricorn:....and it could make you sweat and ruin the moment...
  • Leo:And they're so nice...
  • Capricorn:...nice enough to drive you insane...
  • Leo:And they have the most graceful hands!
  • Capricorn:....to strangle you with...
  • Leo:wHAT
  • Capricorn:THE TRUTH
  • Leo:WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM OH MY GOD YOU'VE BEEN LITERALLY BEEN SO PESSIMISTIC WITH THIS
  • Capricorn:Well you haven't been to crushesareevil.com because truth.
  • Leo:YES I HAVE *searching it up*
  • Capricorn:IT DOESN'T EXIST BECAUSE CRUSHES ARE TRYING TO GET THAT IMAGE OFF
  • Leo:CRUSHES ARE FINE
  • Capricorn:EVIL
  • Leo:nO
  • Capricorn:E V IL
  • Leo:nO
  • *some person walks to Capricorn*
  • Person:Hi I like you.
  • Leo:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)