or children apparently

anonymous asked:

One thing that always leaves me unsure about the Alpha Bucky stuff is how it always mentions him breeding you. I can't have kids due to... recent cirumstances, but luckily I never wanted them either. Do you think Alpha Bucky would still want an omega that couldn't have children? And even though I never wanted them, it makes me self concious

Well, actually, the whole breeding thing kinda throws me off at times because I’ve never wanted children either. Breeding is, apparently, a huge part of the A/B/O universe and well, as hindbrain goes theres always that part of him that’s always gonna want children/pups… Now, having in count that Bucky was Hydra’s property (to put it in a way) and they’re specially good at fucking people up, I don’t think Bucky can actually have children (this is completely personal and I don’t expect anyone to think like me), you know like the Widows can’t, for control purposes and shit.
Now, to the point, Bucky deals with a huge ammount of guilt, so he probably feels he doesn’t deserve to have kids, anyway.
I think it could be conflicting for him, because of his hindbrain and his Omega telling him “Hey, how about we don’t have kids?” Could bring up some insecurities at the end of the day I’d like to think that Bucky would see you as more than a walking uterus and he would get over the fact of you not wanting or not being able to have children.
And don’t worry anon: You’re not the only one who’s self concious about not wanting or not being able to have children. I’m from a hispanic family and everyone expects me to have children at some point but I don’t want to and, seriously, I’d be a shitty mom.

  • anyone in achievement hunter: [flubs a word]
  • everyone else, immediately and mercilessly: [calls them out, repeats the flub in increasingly mocking voices, uses the flub in a sentence. brings the flub up again later in the video. brings the flub up again in a different video. brings the flub up again on their deathbed. immortalizes the flub. creates seven different t-shirt designs. erects a monument for the flub. develops a three-part rock opera for the flub.]

We all know this government would never acknowledge the first human birth in 18 years from a fugee. A wanted fugee. Why don’t we explain to Mr. Faron what they do to immigrants in this country?

Children of Men (2006), Dir. Alfonso Cuarón | DoP Emmanuel Lubezki 


Louis apparently actually requested that all the actors in his video be local Doncaster children & teens. And then he also apparently had his friends in it. He is so proud of his hometown & it’s so endearing & sweet to see how much he wants to include that in his solo work. Our Donny lad returning home!

Behind The Towel

Pairing: Jared x Reader

Summary: You’re at your mom’s house with your kids when your husband sends you a very NSFW photo while he’s away.

Word Count: 1,116

Warnings: children (because apparently that needs a warning), a stubborn toddler, NSFW photo under the cut, embarrassment, sexting, implied smut

A/N: @wayward-girl sent me this photo and my brain just kicked into overdrive so… here ya go. This is also my (very late - I’m so, so sorry) submission for @frickfracklesackles‘s 1,000 Followers Celebration Challenge. My prompt was “I don’t know whether to worship at your feet or spank the living shit out of you.” and is bolded below.

Jared was in Los Angeles, shooting some promo shoot for something he wouldn’t tell you about. It seemed sketchy, but you shrugged it off for the most part. Packing up the kids, you headed for your mom’s house, knowing she’d listen to your worrying about there being another woman while also helping you with Jake and Lauren. 

Day two without Jared, and you were missing him. You woke up that morning and shot him a text, just saying, “Wish you were here,” with a kissing emoticon. After laying in bed for ten more minutes with no reply, you sighed and planted your feet on the floor. Trudging to the kitchen, you clutched the warm black mug between your hands, savoring every single sip of the holy liquid you were taking in.

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so in Zatch Bell/Gash Bell, the whole plot is 100 demon children fighting each other for the title of the next Demon king and it’s like

ok demon children- that’s pretty cute! there are even a few animal ones too!

then it’s like

uh ok- well i guess that you can count teenagers as “children” right?

ok now

ok that is definitely not a child

come on now! that one’s smoking!



Alpha Parent Headcanons

-Alphas holding their newborn pups bundled against their chest and crooning softly

-Wrestling with their Alpha children and playing dolls with their Omega children

-Having a weird fascination with watching their Omega feed their newborns

-Helping coach their Omega child’s sports team as an excuse to be close by to help them if something happens

-Thoroughly scenting both their Omega and their pups before taking them out in public because they feel extra protective/possessive for the first few months

-Being very protective when it comes to the kind of friends their Omega children make

-Alpha parents being very weak to their pup’s tears no matter the dynamic

-Big powerful Alphas being made to sit still as their pup’s tie ribbons in their hair, ignoring the smirk on their mate’s face as they watch and agree that “yes, daddy does look very pretty”

-Being most content when all their pup’s somehow end up tucked in bed between them and their mate, having all the Alphas most precious people in one warm and secure place

-Sulking and brooding once their Omega children are old enough to start considering potential Alphas and being extremely intimidating when introduced to them

I had a fight with my mom over a female teacher who was sued for going to boys’ showers to “check their hygiene” and my mom was saying it was okay, because the teacher is a mother and I was like??????????

If it was the other way around everybody would lose their shit and no one would give two fucks if the guy was a father or not, but because she’s a woman and a mother it’s okay???

Well, okay then

the-pantera69  asked:

Super Son Female? Plis! You art is amazing! I love you art! ❤❤❤😍😍😍🙊🙊

(Thank you! I hope the way I drew female!Damian, and Jon, is okay. I didn’t realize how hard it is to draw a 13 and a 10 year old, let’s just say I aged them up a little since I can’t draw children apparently, but overall I’m happy with how it turned out. This was fun. I’ve been sick for a week and a half, that’s why I didn’t add much dialogue to this one, but I will keep working on these as soon as I can. Thanks for 5,880+ followers! -Adaminaart)

The Sound of Music

Summary: Sehun catches you staring at him on the subway and assumes that you’re checking him out - and you kind of are, but not in the way he thinks. 

Pairing: Sehun x You 

Sehun’s POV

Sehun hates riding the subway.

Is it an efficient system? Sure. Is it reliable and organized? Yeah. Does that make it any more appealing to him? Not a chance.

Right now he’s taking the orange line to downtown, and apparently so are the other hundred people on the T because each stop only brings him closer and closer to being crushed to death. Currently, he’s part of a sandwich that consists of one extremely pregnant woman – whom he would have offered a seat if he had one, three children that are apparently deriving great pleasure from kicking him in the shins, and one stout man with a mop of curly hair and ridiculous body odor. Sehun mutters a prayer to several deities asking for patience and tugs his face mask up with a sigh.

At the next stop, the one right before downtown, several people filter out of the subway car, and Sehun plops down on an empty seat with a breath of relief. He’d spent far too many hours at the dance studio yesterday and his knees are now protesting like an old woman’s. But that’s simply the price of being the lead choreographer for his university’s dance company – and he loves it all, the pain, the sweat, the grind. And despite the aches in his body, Sehun finds himself tapping his feet to some imaginary song, mapping out different moves in his head.

He’s so caught up in the moment, feet pattering and fingers drumming and shoulders rolling, that he almost doesn’t notice the girl. Almost. And he wouldn’t have noticed her if it weren’t for the fact that she keeps glancing over at him occasionally. And, even more curiously, after looking at him she then scribbles something in the notebook on her lap. Is she…taking notes on him?

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the funny part about this is, this is the second time a popular UT artist has just suddenly turned their brain off and gotten praise for it… first, it was the creator of The Thought and now its freakin’ camilaart giving bad influences to children since 2017, because, apparently, calling someone r*tarded is part of the latin culture of whatever country she’s from while using arguments from other people that actually counter her point of view, make her dig herself into a deeper hole of “I’m a bad influence™” or are out of context