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Soulmate Potion

One day in potions class, Snape makes everyone brew a potion that will draw you towards your soulmate and of course, Draco and Harry are partered to brew this together. Towards the end of class, Snape instructs the class to test out the potion and everyone starts running around all over the place, drawn towards their soulmate. Some head towards each other while most of the class clusters at the door-locked of course to prevent students from leaving, but Harry and Draco dont feel anything. They just stand there looking confused and arguing a little because Harry’s potions are absolute shit but Draco’s potions are almost always perfect and there’s no reason why the soulmate potion is not working until they see how Snape is staring at them, looking more than a little queasy and oH

Martha: *is worried about experiencing racism in the past*

Ten: *Tells her she’s being silly and should simply behave like him, a white man.*

Ten: *Acts as if one black extra makes everything fine*

Ten: *Makes Martha pretend to be a Victorian servant while his girlfriend makes racist comments towards her*


Bill: *is worried about experiencing racism in the past*

Twelve: *is called out for forgetting racism is a thing*

Twelve: *doesn’t pretend everything is fine*

Twelve: *presents them both as respected members of society*

Twelve: *Tells Bill that Jesus wasn’t white either*

Twelve: *IMMEDIATELY PUNCHES RACIST MAN IN THE FACE*

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A bit of fluff + a bit of angst (◡‿◡✿)

Almost there! Answering the so-asked question of what happENS WITH VIKTOR’S HAIRCOLOR- Well, it gets just a bit darker because of aesthetic purposes ★⌒(●ゝω・)bAlso gave him a proper mirror-slashed haircut for the moment!

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The name, Bok Nam, doesn’t sound so pretty

I saw it and then I had to do it I HAD TO DO IT

It’s official now Benny can play piano I’m going to worm that into all of the oneshots I’ve written somEHOW

Bonus starstruck Ethan:

“MY BOYFRIEND PLAYS SO GOOD???”

anonymous asked:

a concept: Yuuri and Victor are at some interview and the person interviewing is like "oh out of you two, which one would be most likely to propose?" And Yuuri is like "oh probably Victor," and then the interviewer is like "what do you think Victor?" And Victor is like "it's kind of funny that you're asking this question because I already know the answer" and just,, right there. Proposes right there.

Why The Types Are Problematic
  • ISTP: When you're under emotional distress or just plain upset you literally just shut down and don't talk to people??? I said hi to one of you, whose one of my best friends, after he had a fight with his fiancé and he just ignored me and walked past like wtf I am a person you emotionally constipated butthole.
  • ESTP: No regard for human life, especially your own. Plus you won't stop talking about how we should all go out when you know damn well I'm broke af.
  • INFP: Your fake-mean jokes aren't jokes at all and are real-mean because you're bitter about something they did, like, 5 months ago, god becky just move on already.
  • ENFP: You're putting your family through bankruptcy because you won't stop buying things online because your self-control is as feeble as your ability to keep secrets you haphazard deadbeat.
  • ISTJ: You tried to be the fun one for once and ruined the party because you're awkward.
  • ESTJ: You won't stop asking clarifying questions; like the question you're asking was gonna be answered in maybe 6 seconds but you didn't have the patience to wait and find out and I crave death because of it.
  • ISFJ: You're a basic bitch and we all know it.
  • ESFJ: You're the most clueless people I've ever met and yet you have the audacity to call everybody else weird.
  • INFJ: "I'm fine!" sayin' asses expecting everybody to know you're not...And stop pretending y'all ain't anything but weeaboo nerds who've seen every anime there ever was.
  • ENFJ: Every person whose ever said "I can never get typed right, I'm too balanced." or "I switch letters so much I don't really know" always ends up being ENFJ when typed correctly and I will fight anybody who says otherwise.
  • INTP: You won't stop explaining your logic behind something even though we've already told four times that we understand.
  • ENTP: You say insane crap you don't actually believe just to see people's reactions.
  • ISFP: You unironically like and talk about SuperWhoLock you nasty bitch.
  • ESFP: You're super weird but everybody still loves you and it pisses me off. That's probably makes me the problematic one, but there's also a strong chance that your alcoholic...so...
  • INTJ: Get off reddit and stop playing so many video games you freak.
  • ENTJ: Okay but I shouldn't have to say anything for the ENTJ's because you are all the single most problematic type in almost every single conceivable way, and if you don't know that yet, that's part of the reason why you are.
Wolfstar publicised.
  • as requested by @aliza62442
  • --
  • James: Wait, so you two are going out?
  • Remus: Yes.
  • Alice: And you've been dating in secret since November?
  • Sirius: My birthday, actually - yes. It's been 5 months.
  • Peter: And you're telling us now, because you're ... in love?
  • Remus+Sirius: Yes.
  • Marlene: I'm guessing you've already fucked.
  • Sirius: *bitter* Yes, and Remus is far better than you.
  • James: Sirius
  • James: How could you do this to me
  • James: I thought you loved ME
  • Sirius: I do love you, but I love Remus in a romantic way-
  • James: ENOUGH
  • James: I never want to speak to you again
  • James: We're over
  • Remus:
  • Sirius:
  • Marlene:
  • Peter:
  • Alice:
  • James: I'm kidding, I'm very happy for you. And I'm going out with Lily now anyway.
  • Remus: Speaking of, you haven't said anything, Lily.
  • Lily: *smug* I fucking knew it.

To the anon who wanted: Sneezing, pouting, and “Are you sure you’re all right?” with Keith.

I’m sorry I made you wait so long! Also I’m sorry that this ended up being like… a 3.3k angst fest because of 1. who I truly am as a person and 2. the proximity of this ask to Keith’s VLOG 

Anyways, I hope this is okay!! 

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The first time Keith sneezes, he’s in the library with Shiro. He’s poring over his Calculus notes for the week with his head bowed, dark bangs blocking his face from view. His breath hitches abruptly, and he swivels around and ducks into his shoulder, narrowly missing his notebook as a harsh “HehH’AETSCHH’uh’!” rips through him.

“Bless you, Keith.”

Keith nods without looking up, and then a few seconds later he sneezes again. His shoulders shake with the force of it, and when he looks up, he catches a few people’s eyes quickly falling away from him. With a watery sniffle, Keith returns to his notes, missing the way that Shiro’s gaze lingers on him.

——

The second time, he’s walking home. The sun is setting, sweeping shade over the campus and outlining all the shadows in amber. He forgets to cover his mouth, and it’s seems to echo now that the day is late and the crowds are waning. Birds scatter immediately after, fleeing  into the twilight from the bare branches of the trees, and he writes it off as a coincidence.

A breeze picks up a little later, seeping into the spaces in between the threads of his sweater. The rest of the walk back to his apartment is cold. His nose starts to run, and it won’t stop. He alternates between sniffling and swiping the underside of his septum with the edge of his index finger. It’s not like anyone passing by would ever pay enough attention to notice the wetness on his upper lip, but Keith feels like everyone can tell anyways. By the time he makes it back to his apartment, his sweater isn’t enough anymore. He’s shivering as he opens the door to his building and steps into the grace of the heat.

He blames it on the weather.

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He said it with me, like Jon used to do, back in Winterfell. She missed Jon Snow the most of all her brothers.”
(for Ryann)