or at least that's what i call it

'All your base...are belong to us'
hanzo fucking shimada
'All your base...are belong to us'

i saw some people talking about this audio clip being a Real Thing That Actually Exists and was like “no that can’t be true” and then i found it after spending around an hour looking and i’m posting it now because i don’t want to have gone on incognito to search “hanzo shimada ‘all your base’” for fucking nothing

Still better names than Albus Severus
  • <p> <b>Walter Dudley Potter:</b> you were named after two annoying relatives of mine but at least this name saved my ass once<p/><b>Roonil Wazlib Potter:</b> you were named after a fake nickname of mine and also one of the funniest things I have ever said so at least we can save some money for your potions book<p/><b>Nimbus Firebolt Potter:</b> you were named after my first brooms ever and also because those names sound cool asf I mean your mother loved it<p/><b>Minerva McGonagall Potter:</b> you were named aftet the most badass witch in this whole freaking world so don't even complain its a female name BE PROUD<p/><b>No Need to Call Me Sir, Professor Potter:</b> you were named after the most sassy thing I have ever said, your mom aproves it and I think that's beautiful<p/></p>

gallizfrey  asked:

Since I'm still new to most groups, could you maybe do a list of most to least extra or something? Or maybe who's more savage (cause that's hilarious and I'd like to know what are good group to stan for this haha)? I think it would be interesting! Thanks babe <3

Okay so I’m basing this off my “some kpop groups in a nutshell” post lmao:

MOST~

SHINEE OMFG- they’ll roast each other and laugh about it, they’ll call out the producers on the show for interfering with their game, roast everyone on any variety show that they’ve ever been in, even shade their own company, SM (I don’t blame them tho wtf they’re depending on exo and promoting them way more than legends like f(x) & snsd & shinee).

Big Bang- you’d think they’ve been in the industry for too long to be savage, you thought wrong. Gdragon roasted a whole award show in China ON THEIR OWN AWARD SHOW and got away with it. They all call TOP an alcoholic while the rest of them are drunk, their maknae can’t seem to catch a break, it’s a wonder how they all survived for 11 years since they couldn’t stand each other at first lmao.

Infinite- they mostly stick to being savage with each other, but will call out everyone’s bs. Honestly idk how sungjong has survived this far being the innocent maknae.

Super Junior- it’s mostly heechul and shindong and kangin, esp when they’re hosting shows, but gather them all together and no one survives….they go off on everyone and keep asking uncomfortable questions to the other groups until they’re begging them to stop, there’s no mercy rip.

Day6- more like savage5 minus the missing member. Maknae line will not hold back on the roasts, esp on grandpa jae. ASC is just jae being savage with every idol that appears, esp got7 and every jyp group.

BTOB- but really, it’s just Ilhoon having enough of everyone and exposing them whenever they piss him off. Maknae line is truly evil while the hyung line is just straight up savage and will come for you if you touch their Peniel.

EXO- they try to remain professional, but it’s so mf hard with everybody coming at suho esp after his divorce with their dad. Will only go as far as roasting each other, but occasionally Kai will come for taemin if he hasn’t had his chicken yet.

VIXX- mama Hakyeon tries to keep everyone in check but tbh it’s hard when everyone is split into 2 pairs and wreaking havoc on everyone in sight. Won’t roast you, but they’ll roast your outfit n be shady behind your back.

Topp Dogg- not even savage bruh, they’re just 9 confused kids who have no idea what’s going on. Occasionally will spill the tea on another member or their company, but they’re usually pretty chill.

Monsta X- if they’re roasting anyone, you probably won’t even be able to hear bc of all the screaming. The maknae sure knows how to call out the hyungs tho, otherwise he’s in his own lil world, daydreaming about jooheon.

Got7- I have no words for them tbh, but someone needs to lock up Jackson and Bambam asap STOP DABBING. aren’t even savage they’re just weird?? Confused??? Lost??  Idk, someone help them

LEAST~

littlestartopaz  asked:

What about the humans' reaction to the aliens though? Like, Deoxys is a thing, so can you see some of them going "Are you a Pokemon? Oh! What are your types?! What do you mean you don't know what we mean?"

“please human, slow down, our translators are not fully calibrated yet, could you repeat yourself slower?”

“yeah okay so! questions!!! are you a pokémon? and what is your type?”

“okay human i think i got it this time, no, i am not a pokémon, i have never heard of them! i thought my species were the first aliens you humans made contact with?”

“no no no, pokémon isnt the name of a alien species, its like.., oh how do i put it? see that pidgey over there? yeah, that bipedal feathered blob, yeah the one who just flew away. Thats a pokémon!”

“oh, it must be the translator then! well, I dont think i am a pokémon? at least not the way you put it. im not from this planet, but i am a living creature, if that is what you mean. that is to say- im not a robot”

“no…. thats not quite what i meant either”

“could you elaborate, human?”

“well, pokémon are what we call ALL the creatures on our planet(except us humans) everything living, sometimes even if it is in one sense mechanical or made by humans, is a pokémon! one pokémon is even confirmed to not be from our planet, so its an alien- like you, so you must be a pokémon too, right?”

“an alien pokémon? could you elaborate? i have not heard of humans making contact with other aliens”

“oh yeah its called Deoxys, it came and destroyed some stuff but Rayquaza chased it away or something, i dunno i was like 5 year old then… lemme just find a picture…HERE!”

“h-human thats not a ‘Deoxys’ thats a Thre’ticaton! its one of the most dangerous space faring species on this side of the galaxy!! o-oh no is it still on this planet? its not safe! they can completley destroy a ship and regenerate whenever they get hurt! that Rayquray-thing, if it chased it away, its just gone to regeneratre! WE NEED TO LEAVE THIS PLANET THIS INSTANT, ITS NOT SAFE, IT MIGHT HAVE GONE BACK TO GET MORE”

“its not-”

“NOT BE FOOLISH, YOU HUMANS BARELEY HAVE SPACETRAVEL AND THIS THING HAS DESTROYED FLEETS, ITS NOT SAFE HERE”

“some 12 year old caught it like 5 years ago, its no threat”

“what”

anonymous asked:

MC having cute aggression towards the RFA member they're with. (Cute aggression {or its at least what I like to call it} is when you just find your significant other so cute you just wanna bite them... Or eat them up *wink wonk*)

OH THATS AN AWESOME NAME FOR IT, in Tagalog “Gigil” is the closest term, like you want to put your hands or teeth into something because it’s so damn cute… and trying to hold back… but let’s be honest… who holds back? *chomps on Nonny-Chan’s arm… oops… perhaps some restraint is best*

*MC bites Yoosung on the arm* 

Yoosung: “H-Hey! Ow! That h-hurts! W-why did you do that?”
MC:” If it hurts so much… why are you blushing? Did you, did you like that it hurt?”
Yoosung (blushing intensifies): “No… I mean… maybe?”
MC: “Would you like me to try again?”
Yoosung (offering his arm): “I… if you want?”
MC bites his neck instead
Yoosung: “Oh!”


*grabs Zen by the arms and squeezes*
Zen: “Jagi! If you wanted a gun show you only had to ask!” (flexes)
MC: “N-no that’s not it, I just couldn’t hold back my affection for you and I had to squeeze you!”
Zen (smiling fondly): Awww Jagi, you’re too perfect for words!
MC:”… I didn’t tell you to stop the gun show though.”
Zen continues flexing.


*pinches Jaehee’s cheeks*

Jaehee: “MC we’re at work! This isn’t appropriate!”
MC (now draped over Jaehee’s shoulders and hugging her in front of customers) “Awww but honey you’re so damn pretty! I can’t help it! Every time i see you I just wanna smoosh that lovely face of yours and hug you and pinch you and love you-”
Jaehee (blushing and smiling apologetically): “Yes, Yes okay fine- continue pinching my cheeks.” 
MC squeals and continues to pinch, Jaehee sighs just happy her girlfriend has stopped nauseating their customers with her affection. Just wait until they got out the back… then HER pinching would begin.


*
hugs Jumin around the waist and starts aggressively swinging him side to side*
Jumin: “I… as… uh… sweet as all this… is… MC… why are you… shaking… me?”
MC: “Because I love you and I can’t get enough of you and I just want you all to myself and I can’t take it!!!”
Jumin (dialling a number): “Yes, Assistant Kang. Cancel all meetings for today- MC is in dire need of help… well if you must know Assistant Kang, in dire need of me… Assistant Kang? Hello? Hmm… I think we lost connection. Now where were we? Ahhh yes… continue heaving me about as you will my dear.” 
Jumin smiles as he sways along in his wife’s embrace, can’t get over how cute she’s being… thinks perhaps this could be a new natural therapy they could introduce at C & R- Hug it out… hmm… 


*bites Saeyoung on the earlobe*
Saeyoung: “MC… don’t start a game you can’t win.” 
*bites Saeyoung on the jaw*
Saeyoung: “I’m giving you fair warning here MC.” 
*bites Saeyoung on the collarbone as she slides to sit on his lap*
Saeyoung (dramatically sighing): “It seems we are at an impasse my dear. I’m trying to work and you’re sitting there giggling while biting me… There’s only one thing to do- bite you back until your giggling stops and your begging begins…”
MC: “Saeyoung!”
Saeyoung: “Yes, a marvellous start. Now just add… please at the end!”


*aggressively massages at Saeran’s cheeks*
Saeran: What are you doing woman? 
MC: “URGH! I CAN’T TAKE HOW CUTE YOU ARE! SERIOUSLY! HAVE YOU SEEN YOURSELF IN A MIRROR?! YOU’RE SO DAMN PERFECT!”
Saeran: “Is that why you’re trying to rearrange my face with your incessant pawing?”
MC: “YES!”
Saeran: “Is it helping… this… whatever this is?” 
MC: “KINDA!”
Saeran (sighing): “Okay then. But when you’re done, it’s my turn.”
MC:”Sure Saeran, you can play with my face!”
Saeran: “Wrong cheeks MC.” 

*nuzzles into V’s neck and bites his shoulder*
V: “A-Ah! Is there a reason why you suddenly want to eat me?”
MC: “I always want to eat you, today however- you’re just ridiculously adorable and I had to have a taste!”
V (blushing): “You are welcome to MC, anytime.” 
MC (blushing right back): “I… I meant that in a non-sexual way…”
V (blushing intensifies): “M-me too.” 
MC: “But… if the offer is on the table…”
Bites V’s neck hard enough to leave a mark. 
MC: “Hmmmm, delicious.” 

Why I value the Twelfth Doctor

Called my sister today and we came round to talking about the emotional rollercoaster of this past weekend. She doesn’t watch Doctor Who, but she listens to me rave about it anyway. She asked all about the new Doctor and is pretty thrilled to hear how excited the fandom is with DW moving forward in a new direction. And as you’d expect, the conversation shifted to Peter Capaldi.

Back in January when Peter said he was leaving, I was bittersweet about it. More so, I was excited because I wanted to see Peter in more roles, more projects. I always would want him to explore whatever he thinks would enhance his experience and person as an actor. So I admit, I was pretty thrilled about that.

Fast-forward, past series 10, to last Friday when we received news of the new Doctor to be announced on the following Sunday. And as you, dearest followers, are well-aware, I was pretty devastated. This sadness I felt/feel is wholly irrational, but today I am able to put it into words.

It didn’t register to me, at an emotional level, that Peter Capaldi leaving meant that I was going to see the Twelfth Doctor “die” until they actually revealed the Thirteenth Doctor. Yes; with Jodie Whitaker taking us forward, the Doctor will always be with us. Despite this, the Twelfth Doctor is very special to me. He is the face of the Doctor that I wholly relate to because he is a sad, gloomy, and emotionally burdened character. A raw nerve.

Now, I am not trying to suggested that Twelve and I are depressives. That word just doesn’t fit the description. Let me be straight. When I compare myself to people my age, I don’t fit. That is not understatement or an overstatement. I do not relate to people my age, because I had responsibility and burdens thrust upon my shoulders since I was a teenager. I have had some unique challenges earlier on in my life than most people my age. And, it is what it is. There are very few people my age (one other person) that I know of, who has walked on a hot bed of coals.

Walking with Twelve on his journey, I have always felt his sadness. The sadness of him being an alien, not like Clara or Bill. They were plain, darling humans who get on with regular and boring human life. For Twelve, he is so preoccupied with being a swot and saving the universe, which are things not a lot of persons in the universe do, so he is somewhat alienated. It is harder to relate with people, and people, frankly, just don’t know what to do with you. 

While the other faces of the Doctor deal with the same prospects, I think it was Twelve who embodied the alienness. I can’t speak for Thirteen or any other future Doctor, but Twelve will always be the nice grumpy Doctor. The Twelfth Doctor, who for young people like me, I hope there are people like me out there, we can watch on TV and get hope from. Because while we face our battles, we, too, will find those people who anchor us. We, too, will find meaning in our battles.

The Twelfth Doctor was never meant to be the most popular Doctor, precisely because that is not what he represents. Instead, he focuses on being a good Doctor. A good person who passes through, helps out, learns. 

This why the Twelfth Doctor is my Doctor. He is a reminder to me that while life might deal me the worst cards, I can still do everything in my power to be the best player. 

anonymous asked:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S NOT HIS REAL NAME??!?!!!

PLOT TWIST! But not really. XD;

Yep! That’s not his real name. We actually don’t know what his real name is because it was never said. Not even in the first episode. The real reason why he calls himself ‘Jack’ is because that’s what he was called by the first few civilians he encountered. And from that point on, he calls himself Jack because that’s what “they” call him. 

‘Jack’, at least in this case, is slang for ‘man’. So I guess in a way, our main character is  ‘Samurai Man’. XD

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dmmd boys' reactions to being called "daddy"
  • Aoba: spits out his beverage immediately
  • Koujaku: blushes profusely but goes along with it if it's what you want
  • Clear: "you must be mistaken, i don't have any children. do you need help finding your father?"
  • Noiz: smirks and proceeds to get really into it.
  • Mink: grunts. because that's what mink does in just about any situation.
  • Ren: Loses the ability to speak. blushes. stutters a lot. probably freezes up because wow he did not see that coming.
  • Sei: .....why would anyone call Sei "daddy". he's the least daddy-ish of them all
  • Mizuki: "what, me? ME? you actually mean me??????"
  • Virus and Trip: of course they're digging it. They'll probs be crazy about you acknowledging your submissiveness.
  • Toue: probably confused by it at first but being the pervy old man he is, it eventually becomes on of his biggest kinks and makes all his sexual partners call him "daddy" from that point forward.

anonymous asked:

☕️ Jim Moriarty hates Sherlock Holmes

Agreed.

He hates, hates, hates his mind and the way he thinks because he doesn’t use it to its true potential and underestimates himself so much; he hates his physique because he slowly poisons every line and curve and angle with temporary abuses for long term problems when he’s better than that; he hates his personality because he buries parts of it to placate boring people; he hates his ability to always win because he can be comforted and satisfied with that outcome; he hates his ability to bring out this adventurous ‘devil-may-care’ side in others because they don’t deserve it; he hates his ability to make himself steady and solid in this existential whirlwind they call life because he’ll never cherish it; he hates his brilliance and how clever he is because he’s holding back; he hates his quest to become a God because he is so much more complicated than that; he hates his way of seeing the world because it’s wasted attention regardless; he hates, hates, hates his heart because he’ll never understand the profound effect it has on others - including Jim

And the moment he stops hating him - when he looks at Sherlock and feels the same apathy and terrible nothingness he does with everything else, when Sherlock no longer can possess and fill and be his every thought, when Sherlock fails to make him want and need and desire something beyond the scope of what Jim knows of himself - then he’ll actually be concerned about it.

Nostalgia and New Beginnings

Wolf Link POV

I’d travelled the land for longer than I could remember. My memory was always good, but after all this time…it was a miracle I still remembered this place of all things.

The Temple of Time was in shambles. Falling apart at the seams, holes in the ceiling and walls. A statue was present at the back of it, different than the pair I remembered being there. It looked like a woman praying, though to whom I was unsure.

Nostalgia cloaked the place. I bowed my head, nose to the floor and ears flat against my head.

I heard a noise. Footsteps. I whipped my head around, seeing a young, blond-haired man standing in the doorway. He was different than the old man I’d seen on the plateau on occasion. This man was not a spirit. He was very much alive.

He looked rather startled to see me. Wolves did not live on the plateau, from what I’d gathered. He had a woodcutter’s axe in his hands, and his form was still and unmoving.

I remembered in that moment that the fact he could see me was an oddity in itself.  Most could not see me at all, unless they were spirits. It seemed to be a strange side effect of spending so much time in the Twilight realm, at least as of late. Humans could not see me anymore.

Why was this one an exception?

I got to my feet, turning around to face him properly. I saw his hand clench around the axe he held, and I paused. He seemed to be assessing what threat I posed to him. I tilted my head to the side in a manner I hoped was endearing, hoping the man would be convinced of my intentions. I had no desire to harm him.

He seemed confused at my movement, grip loosening on the axe. I looked at him with my senses then, trying to see if I could determine the reason he was able to see me.

I looked at his soul, and saw in him myself. My breath hitched, but I took another step towards him. If he bore the same mark of courage as I, then perhaps it was smart to stick together.

Seeing that his hand did not tighten around his weapon like it had before, I stepped forward once more. The Temple wasn’t very big, so there wasn’t too much distance between us now. I continued walking until he looked nervous, at which point I sat on the ground. I wagged my tail, hoping I looked harmless.

He hesitated for a moment or two before taking a step towards me. I cocked my head at him, ears twitching. He took another step, tentatively placing the axe on his back. My tail wagged again.

He stopped approaching me then, looking rather hesitant. I put my head forward, nose twitching. He made a motion as if he was trying to beckon me over, but stopped in the middle of it.

I took the cue anyway, getting to my feet and walking towards him. He flinched, and I stopped again. I did not sit down, rather deciding to stand there and wait for him to come to me.

He looked me up and down again, caution painting his features. He took a step, then another. He was right in front of me now.

I looked up at him expectantly. I hoped he’d do what I was expecting, so I’d have a chance to prove he could trust me.

Soon enough, he reached out a hand towards me. I rose to meet it, my nose pressed against his palm. He flinched for a brief moment before calming down, his hand still resting on my snout.

I’m not sure how, but he managed to communicate to me that he’d appreciate my help in conquering the plateau, or at least helping him survive against the monsters that roamed here. I gave a nod, bowing my head to him.

And, deep in my heart, I was smiling. I wasn’t alone. After all these years, I wasn’t alone.

1D as things my 5-year-old brother has said
  • Harry: "Don't call me handsome. I wanna be pretty!"
  • Niall: "You can't go out to dinner without your fancy socks.
  • Liam: "Should I get married or should I have 6 dogs and one fish named George?"
  • Louis: "I might be small, but my heart is very big. At least, that's what mom said."
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A list of things Papyrus says/that are said about him that are… disturbing, to say the least, especially when compared to similar things others say. There’s probably more, but these are the first to come to mind.

Thanks to @zekestrife and @fandomhop for some of the screenshots! And some youtube videos. You can tell which screenshots are mine because they generally have that blue border around them.

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I KNOW what you’re trying to DO there gamefreak

art blog | twitter

  • Acnologia: Ok so Zeref got a lot of information on his backstory and motivation. When am I gonna get my part? I'm the second most important antagonist.
  • Mashima: Ehhh... I'm not gonna put your backstory in the manga.
  • Acnologia: ...pardon?
  • Mashima: Yeah, I can't really make it work...
  • Acnologia: Can't you just... have me mention it in my final fight or something?
  • Mashima: Noo... you see, I'm gonna put your motivation in this new movie we're making
  • Acnologia: Oh cool. So like it's gonna play a big role in the plot of the movie?
  • Mashima: Well, kinda but not really we're only showing it a post-credits scene
  • Acnologia: What? That's bullshit! Ugh, I hope it's at least a good one..
  • Mashima: Ok so let me give you a run-down: You arrive at what's later going to be called Crocus and you see a litte girl being attacked by dragons. It looks like she died but she isn't really dead. And then you decide to start killing all the dragons.
  • Acnologia: What? I was fighting in a war, I probably saw hundreds of little children get injured or actually die! This doesn't make any sense. Why couldn't I have started killing dragons because of, i don't know, a flawed ideology or the belief that all dragons have the potential to be evil. Or just plain revenge for my probably dead parents?
  • Mashima: Nah, little girl it is. Btw the movie is just a cheap rehash of that other movie except there's more ship pandering in it.
  • Acnologia: ......Suddenly that time-lapse doesn't seem like such a bad place after all...
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I guess I,ve never had any actual toys, considering that I,ve always been a sort of roaming wild mon.  Also, I would stay away from these things if I were you.  The older, more evolved pokemon like to use toys to make fun of us.  Its their diabolical ruse, they give us random leftovers to distract us from the more interesting things that, you often find in the wild.  Its, really all an act to keep you out of their way, and confine you to the kids table, so to speak.  They’re probably laughing at us at this very moment. Who knows what horrible things they’re scheming right now? 

Also, I enjoy games.

@dailypokedaycare 

@strangeshinx-s-pride

  • NCT: Hello everyone welcome to the "limitless" slumber party! Today we're gonna talk about some things
  • Johnny: So i just came here for nothing?
  • Ten: You're happy that you finally debut right?
  • Johnny: Yeah after 8 years
  • Jaehyun: Remember that i live in America for 4 years man
  • Mark: Jaehyun we talked about this we're the foreign swaggers remember?
  • Johnny: Oh so you guys leaving me out? xD
  • Mark: No johnny ofc not remember we are the foreign swaggers
  • Yuta: IM NOT FOREIGN EITHER?! IM FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOU KNOW
  • Mark: you are but you're not from a country thats doesn't have a language called english
  • Taeyong: AT LEAST I CAN SPEAK ENGLISH BTS TAUGHT ME
  • Mark: Alright speak it
  • Taeyong: *Ahem* "Strong power thank you"
  • Mark: yeah you need to work really hard on your english
  • Taeyong: you guys just dont appreciate my english skills
  • Mark: okay can you do this *Raps a part from mad city*
  • Taeyong: .....*What is this conspiracy*
  • NCT: ..............*What is this conspiracy x2*