or at least

My perfect day.

The Seven Stages of Fanfiction
  1. Oh my god people actually write and read this kind of thing? Jesus fuck.
  2. Hey guys, I’m totally reading this fanfic, it’s so pathetic, it’s just HILARIOUS! We should get together and dramatic-read them to each other!
  3. Oh hey this is actually pretty funny…
  4. Oh wow this one has a sex scene in it…
  5. It’s kinda hot…
  6. I wonder if there are more like this…
  7. /reading homoerotic smutfucs off your mobile in bed at night when everyone else is asleep.