or at least

My perfect day.

The Seven Stages of Fanfiction
  1. Oh my god people actually write and read this kind of thing? Jesus fuck.
  2. Hey guys, I’m totally reading this fanfic, it’s so pathetic, it’s just HILARIOUS! We should get together and dramatic-read them to each other!
  3. Oh hey this is actually pretty funny…
  4. Oh wow this one has a sex scene in it…
  5. It’s kinda hot…
  6. I wonder if there are more like this…
  7. /reading homoerotic smutfucs off your mobile in bed at night when everyone else is asleep.

anonymous asked:

Doug, As someone who greatly enjoyed the part of the Planeswalker's Guide to Theros where we were given the rundown on each of the gods and their worshipers and how they fit into the world, I must say I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get something similar for the minor gods. Is there any chance that that may change in the future? I'd love to read more about how the minor gods interact with both their worshipers and the major gods.

I think a minor-god describey-thingy is coming soon in the website-what-happens-on-it plan. Apologies for the hyphen-theticals but it’s getting close to my eyes-shut-them time and my saying-things-rememberer is tired.

DA BB snippet

Fen’Harel shook his head. “As much as I want to protect the girl, I am not a fool… if it came down to losing her or losing all the rest, I have to be willing to make that sacrifice.”
Mythal nodded slowly. “Good. I will admit, da’fen, I had my concerns.”
He smiled softly. “It would take far more than a pretty face to sway me from my course.”

… Oh, hello unintended parallel. Where the hell did you come from?

d and p and jean kirschstein