or a marauders map

“How come she married him?” Harry asked miserably. “She hated him!”

“Nah, she didn’t,” said Sirius.

“She started going out with him in seventh year,” said Lupin.

“Once James had deflated his head a bit,” said Sirius.

“And stopped hexing people just for the fun of it,” said Lupin…


-Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Sirius: Mooooooony! what’s up!?
Remus: nothing…
Sirius: moooony.
Remus:…another one…
Sirius: Another one…what?
Remus:….scar… I got another one last night…
Sirius:Oh! That’s why you look cooler than usual!

The year Harry was born
  • Peter: GUYS STAR WARS COMES OUT THIS YEAR!
  • Sirius: WHAT?!
  • James: OH MY GOSH I AM SOOO EXCITED!
  • Lily: ahem
  • James: OH YEAH LILY YOU CAN COME TOO
  • Lily: *narrows eyes*
  • James: wut
  • Remus: oh you know just the birth of your child is happening this year and you seem to be more excited about Star Wars.
  • Sirius:
  • Peter:
  • James:
  • James: WOOO BABY
  • peter: BABY BABY BABY
  • Sirius: YESSS GO LILY YOU CARRY THAT BABY YOU GO!
  • James: WOOO please don't make me sleep outside WOOO
  • Lily: mhmm.
Friendly reminder that:

- Sirius never got to know the truth about his brother

- James and Lily both lost their parents before they were 20

- James died thinking that Lily and Harry will survive

- Sirius found James’ dead body when he entered the Potter’s house

- Sirius could have defeated Peter if he wasn’t already half insane because of what he just saw

- Sirius relived this moment every time the Dementores came to close to him

- Remus went to the funeral alone

- Remus probably begged Dumbledore to give Harry to him

- Harry grew up thinking that no one loved him

- Remus was alone every fullmoon for the next twelve years

- Sirius could have escaped from Askaban earlier, but stayed because he blamed himself for what happened

- Peter was the only of the marauders to be there on Harry’s first day of school

- Peter spent more time with Harry than the other marauders

- Remus most likely heared about everything that happened between Harry and Quirrell and in the chamber of secrets and was scared to death

- Dumbledore most likely hired Remus after Sirius escaped

- Sirius was not dead when he felt through the veil

- Remus died thinking that his wife and baby were safe

- Tonks found Remus’ dead body before she died

The ego on this guy, amirite?

I love that, when Remus saw Peter on the map, there were basically two possible answers:

a) There is some sort of glitch or flaw in an extremely complex magical object that you designed in your early teens, or:

b) One of your best friends, who died thirteen years ago, actually faked his death and is totally alive and there is a giant conspiracy going on.

And he’s just like, “haha, obviously it’s not Option A, so let’s go see Peter!”

8

I still don’t know what happened…