or (bad pun)

Let’s just face it when it comes to looks, we all know who wangs the game.

Ohhhh myyy godddd. I just matched with a cute girl on tinder, but wtf do I say??? I didn’t think this through?? Do I say,“Hey what’s up” or send a gif of Eleven that says “on a scale of 1-10 you’re an Eleven” (common interests: Stranger Things, Chris Fleming, Perks of Being a Wallflower, and Justin Trudeau)… and then send that gif of spongebob doing the finger guns?? I don’t know how to be smooth?? All I know are cheesy puns and awkwardness. omg help me

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Light and Water: 12/7 - clickclickBANG - Overwatch (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 3/3
Fandom: Overwatch (Video Game)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Soldier: 76 | Jack Morrison/Reaper | Gabriel Reyes
Characters: Reaper | Gabriel Reyes, Soldier: 76 | Jack Morrison, Sombra (Overwatch), Angela “Mercy” Ziegler, Fareeha “Pharah” Amari, Torbjörn Lindholm, Jesse McCree, Ana Amari, Reinhardt Wilhelm, this actually has other characters i’m shocked
Additional Tags: Smut, Sex, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, does this count as food play?, i’ll tag it anyways, Food Play, Alcohol, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Gods & Goddesses, the self-indulgent gods au that no one asked for, Bad Jokes, Bad Puns, Don’t worry, THE BAD PUNS ARE STILL THERE, Alternate Universe - Mythology, History Jokes, i’m a huge nerd guys, I’m not sorry


Summary:

In the beginning, there were only the two - light and water.

And from them, all of life was born.

And so the two of them - light and water - would defend all that they had made, from jealous stars, from entropy, from destruction, even from life itself.

And they would have fun while doing it.

You guys know what that means at this point.

———

An odd little piece to show you the inner machinations of my mind.

*milk falls over*

i was tagged by the pure and angelic @softshumjr thanks marta !!

  1. What is your name? anastasia
  2. How old are you? 16
  3. What kind of blog do you run? a total shitshow filled with fandom crap, memes, bad jokes and puns, cute animals, and my face sometimes
  4. What is your biggest nerdy obsession? cool history facts are my biggest nerdy obsession
  5. Who is your favourite character of all time? there’s like three are you ready ?? luke garroway, jace lightwood, and meliorn
  6. What is your favourite book of all time?  six of crows by leigh bardugo 
  7. What is your favourite magical creature? im thinking the fae folk ?? 
  8. What made up object do you wish was real? the neuralyzer from men in black so every time i embarrass myself (every five minutes) i can make people forget 
  9. Where do you wish you went to school? im stealing marta’s answer and saying hogwarts 
  10. Name your favourite ships. malec, saphael, clizzy, sterek, scisaac, 
  11. Which character do you want to marry? maybe jace lightwood ?? idk i dont think about marriage a lot tbh
  12. What is your favourite song? hunting happiness by w darling (thanks rae)
  13. What is 3 facts nobody knows about you?  1. i spent a lot of time when i was younger in hospitals 2. i have a terrible and truly tragic fear of feet. i cant even look at them tbh they disgust me sm rhbgjhbfcf 3. i eat rice with almost every single meal bc i love rice and i take it very seriously
  14. Least fave book of all times and why? take a cockroach couch guess
  15. What characters are your role models? magnus bane and luke garroway 
  16. Favourite video game? i don’t play any tbh
  17. Are you proud to be a nerd? why? i guess ?? i mean im not much of a nerd at all but im not exactly not a nerd ?? (what the fuck was this sentence holy shit)
  18. Tag 10 people! @xofemeraldstars @ffsmagnusbane @ihadnooriginalnames @bisexualbane-s @clarygaywood @alishawainnwright @fangtasticsaphael @mel-iorn @sadly-a-mundane @bi-magic

star-pines20  asked:

Another hc is that Fiddleford snorts when he laughs and Ford finds it freaking adorable. They also tell each other corny science puns and find them hilarious.

i personally hate bad puns but ford canonically likes bad puns (he’s gourd-geous!) so i have to surrender to the pun headcanon because i know they’re totally the kind of dorks who would do that

ford will tell puns with a deadpan completely deadpan expression and monotonous voice. usually fidds stares back at him for a few seconds and just flatly says “that’s the worst one yet.” and then breaks down into a fit of giggles 

on the other hand fidds has a hard time even getting the whole joke out because he’s already laughing before he even gets to the punchline. if he does get the whole thing out it’s usually in a really silly + dramatic voice and ford thinks it’s really funny

also fidds used to tell ford these lame science pick-up lines all the time and he would make goofy expressions and wiggle his eyebrows and it just destroyed ford and he’d be unable to stop laughing for like a minute. ford never liked to tell fidds pick-up lines because you gotta draw the “too cheesy” line somewhere but he loved it when fidds would say them to him

also all the birthday cards they give to each other usually have lame science jokes on them

literally i have that exact same headcanon about fidds snorting when he laughs it’s an A+ headcanon tbh

i bet a lot of times when fidds would start laughing ford would either just grab him and start kissing his nose and cheek and face which would make him giggle even more which equals even more kisses

or ford would just start laughing with him because it’s freaking hilarious when he does that and ford ends up laughing so hard that his laugh starts to get really high-pitched which makes fiddleford laugh harder and they eventually both end up on the floor with their stomachs in knots