optimist one

i know that people who haven’t gotten tickets or won’t get tickets are going to be disappointed, but please don’t get too down about it. going to a show is amazing, of course, and hearing the songs in person is amazing, of course, but it costs a lot of money and sometimes you have to deal with really annoying people and sometimes people hold signs up in front of your face or you’re behind someone really tall so you can’t see shit anyway. but you know who doesn’t have to deal with those issues? people who are at home. anyone who doesn’t go will still get to see amazing videos and photos from the shows without paying a cent and you’ll get to follow along with what’s happening on tumblr and twitter and there’s a lot of fun in that too tbh. remember when every otra show trended worldwide and every night, we’d all get excited and wait for the first ridiculous fan reports, half of which were total bullshit, and grainy LQ pics of what they boys were wearing and doing onstage? and then in the days following each show, we’d get so many beautiful closeup HQ pics and videos that we could watch from our bedrooms and living rooms and feel like we were practically there. the 1d fandom makes even following along with a concert from home a really great experience, so as disappointed as some people may be to not get tickets, you can experience harry’s tour in a different way that’s still a lot of fun - and you get to do it without any of the annoyances and problems that can happen when you’re actually there in person. so just keep that in mind and try not to get too upset if you haven’t/don’t get tickets. 💚

the zodiac signs as demigods - the masterpost

finally - here it is.

note: this is my opinion and based on my experience with and knowledge about the zodiac signs, so if you don’t like the demigod choices for your zodiac signs please don’t take it personal and act like a prick by leaving rude comments. thanks ^-^

Aries

Child of Zeus: intense and energetic, strong willed, brave and strives to be heroic, wants to be the number one

Child of Hermes: talkative and sociable, gets along with most people, humorous, likes to go on adventures

Child of Athena: clever, ambitious, seeks out wisdom and success, likes it to be right

Taurus

Child of Demeter: traditional, down to earth, loves family and nature, good at cooking

Child of Aphrodite: romantic, materialistic, has an excellent sense of aesthetic value

Child of Apollo: poetic, easygoing and forgiving, kind and caring

Gemini

Child of Athena: witty, curious, has the ability to learn fast and exchange ideas with others

Child of Hecate: mysterious, versatile, has a strong interest for supernatural things

Child of Hermes: fun loving, communicative, cunning, flighty, indecisive

Cancer

Child of Hades: pessimistic, insecure, sentimental, often has difficulties understanding and expressing their emotions

Child of Aphrodite: emotional, loves the beautiful and pleasant things in life, empathetic

Child of Poseidon: moody, tenacious, creative, loyal and sympathetic

Leo

Child of Dionysus: warm hearted and passionate, humorous, dramatic, a bit lazy

Child of Zeus: self confident, showy and very charming, dominant, often stubborn and refuses to take advice from others

Child of Poseidon: creative, generous, one of a kind, good-natured, has a great sense of humor

Virgo

Child of Athena: critical and perfectionist, analytical, prefers things to be organized

Child of Apollo: kindhearted and gentle, poetic, very caring, excellent at giving advice

Child of Demeter: dependable, hard working, reasonable, nature loving

Libra

Child of Hermes: diplomatic and cooperative, has a good business sense, likes the outdoors and traveling

Child of Aphrodite: affectionate, sociable, has a great love for beautiful things

Child of Nemesis: is likely to hold grudges, mistrustful, righteous and cannot tolerate injustice, prefers harmony and balance

Scorpio

Child of Athena: resourceful and inventive, determined, decisive, truthful, intelligent

Child of Hades: mysterious, secretive, intense and emotional, unforgiving

Child of Dionysus: passionate and assertive, sensual and likes to indulge in pleasant things, a true friend

Sagittarius

Child of Athena: Curious, idealistic, open minded, a bit blunt

Child of Apollo: Optimistic, generous towards loved ones, expressive, very honest

Child of Hermes: witty, freedom loving, playful, tends to speak before they think

Capricorn

Child of Nike: independent, progressive, good at managing things, determined, can be a know-it-all

Child of Hades: serious, disciplined, pessimistic, seems cold and emotionless

Child of Demeter: family oriented, follows traditional values, down to earth, dependable

Aquarius

Child of Poseidon: fun loving, friendly, a bit eccentric, open minded, temperamental

Child of Iris: original, unprejudiced and prefers not to take sides, optimistic, humanitarian

Child of Athena: good listener, is able to solve problems fast and efficiently, distanced, deep thinker, visionary

Pisces

Child of Apollo: artistically and musically talented, careful, peaceful, fearful and may run away from problems

Child of Hecate: spiritual, loves the mysterious, intuitive, wise, makes a good medium

Child of Aphrodite: romantic, compassionate, emphatic, faithful, caring

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SPLENDIDLAND’S GUIDE TO GHOSTS:

ROW 1:

GHOUL: completely dead, but remains alive through sheer willpower. because of this, it’s impossible to change a ghouls mind on anything.

SKELETON: a kind of ghost that feels attached to its past, and pilots its old body with a nostalgic somber mood. they love old timey black and white movies.

WISP: wandering ghost free of avarice. travels forests and moors with no posessions to its name, all it carries is the memories of its own death.

HAUNTED PAINTING: the soul of an artist who worried so much about their work being appreciated after death that their soul manifested itself as their greatest masterpiece. however, this painting is invisible to the living.

ROW 2:

ZOMBIE: a shy ghost who has never known a life outside of their body, and is working up the courage to finally leave it behind. deeply dysphoric about the appearance of their rotting visage.

POLTERGEIST: a spirit of a bratty child, cursed to be invisible but makes its presence known by throwing furniture around. it’s estimated that around 25% of all birds are actually dead, and are merely puppeteered by a poltergeist.

BANSHEE: a dumpster ghost from the sewer that screams and screams and screams, because it’s afraid of bugs and mice. as long as bugs and mice continue to exist, it will never stop screaming.

COMPUTER: a kind of electrical ghost created by humans. it’s good to stay on its good side, because it knows your credit card infomation and passwords.

ROW 3:

CREEPING FOG: ectoplasmic entity, it forgot everything about its life, so its form deteriorated into a spreading mess. it’s the fate of all ghosts to eventually take on this form, where they will all combine into a single conciousness. to humans, this ghost goes by the name of “clouds”

SHADE: dark and sneaky spirit that lives in shadows. it latches onto others and follows them around because it lacks confidence, but unfortuantly this has lead to it falling into some bad crowds. despite this, it remains optimistic that it will one day overcome its anxiety.

TUMBLEWEED: plant spirit who bumbles and tumbles across the earth with no direction, and can only be moved by wind. it’s forever in a state of panic because it worries that one day it will get blown into a volcano.

MUMMY: when it was alive, it fretted about its body deteriorating, and ensured that it would be preserved forever in a tomb, however now its own body is a tomb, and its ghost is unable to leave. the only way it can be freed is if its body is destroyed, something it refuses to allow to happen.

Has anyone really thought about the confusion an alien would feel when having a pessimistic crew mate and an optimistic one at the same time?
Cause I always see things about how humans have so much passion and determination during a bad time, giving exciting and motivating words, survive through the toughest shit and whatnot, but what about a pessimistic person just throwing in the towel and just complaining about how they wish that death would “stop dragging his ass and take me already.” While the other is just like stop bein’ so pessimistic blah blah. And the aliens on board are just straight up terrified of one human crew mate is describing how they wish to be cooked when they run out of resources and inevitably eat each other while the other is trying to enthusiastically get communications back up.

I haven’t really seen any posts discussing this and I’m kinda curious on how others would react.

You know what’s a shame?

When your favorite VOD streaming service cancels  one of their most diverse Shows right at the beginning of Pride Month!

I mean srsly…..

When was the last time I saw a Show that wasn’t either dominated by white folks or kinda exclusive to POC? Instead Sense8 has a mix of 8 wonderfully different main characters, such as…

Will Gorski:

The cop from Chicago, the loyal friend, the lover; a man confident enough to trust the woman by his side with his whole conscious & unconscius being to save him. 

Riley Blue:

The DJane from Iceland, the mother, the lonely spirit; the woman who would walk trough hell and back to save the ones she loves.

Capheus Onyango:

The Matatu driver from Nairobi, the optimist, the one who won’t let himself be defined by poor or rich but just his courage to make a difference. 

Sun Bak:

The Warrioress from Korea, the unbent, betrayed by those closest to her but not even prison could break her. Now she’s on her way for justice.

Lito Rodriguez:

The closeted telenovela star from Mexico, the passionate dreamer, along his career he learnt to be the hero of his own destiny. Can he make it big beyond the borders of his homeland?

Kala Dandekar:

The Pharmacist from India; the believer, once she learnt that traditions are not necessarily the safest option she finds the courage to fight for her happiness.

Wolfgang Bogdanow:

The safecracker from Germany, raised by a brutal and bullying father he found family much closer then bound by blood and even love where he least expected it.

Nomi Marks:

The transgender hacktivist from San Francisco, rejected by her family who refuse to accept her new Identity as Nomi, she made herself a name by blogging about political issues. Her fiancee Amanita a beautiful WOC with 3 father figures have her back in all this.

Now imagine these 8 completely different characters living their individual life finding out that they’re mentally connected with one another. Called a cluster  they explore step by step each others world by visiting one another. Visiting means they can only use the regular given senses of seeing, hearing, smelling, tasting etc from the person they visit. Another ability is sharing. Sharing means they can use each others skills  regardless of their own but this works only within the cluster.  So in short word that means Capheus can share his driving skills with Nomi who can’t drive as much as Lito can feel Sun Baks menstruation symptoms sometimes. Yes they have very a lot of funny and emotional moments together along they way. 

Originally posted by amanitacaplan

Other Characters:

Angelica Turing:

Better known as the mother she appears to be the one capable of giving birth to clusters by releasing/activating their connection to each other. When her last cluster awoke she commited suicide. She was in a relationship with Jonas which whom she released several clusters.

Jonas Maliki:

He shows up when Angelica’s last born cluster awoke to guide and teach them their abilities as sensates. He’s doing this mainly through Will Gorski. Jonas and Angelica were in a relationship and part of the same cluster. 

Dr. Whispers:

He’s the main antagonist of the Show goes by several aliases but best known as Whispers. Although as a sensate himself he’s part of an organisation that hunts down other sensates. He can only connect with a cluster by making direct eye contact. 

Amanita Caplan:

Amanita works in a bookstore, supports LGBT charities, she has a mother named Grace and three father figures because they never cared to find out who’s the biological one. They loved her all the same. She is Nomi’s fiancee.

Hernando Fuentes:

He’s an Art professor, loves to cook and is the lover of Lito. Despite his relationship with Lito needs to be kept a secret due the career of Lito he’s very supportive. Nontehelss he has strong beliefs of its own and is mostly the more grounded part in their relationship.

Daniela Velasquez:

She comes from a wealthy background, is an actress and Lito’s friend as well as his cover at events. Later she finds out about his secret and formes a close bond to both Lito and Hernando based on her fascination with gay men in general.

Felix Berner:

He’s Wolfgangs best friend since they were kids. Although he’s having the talent to getting himself in trouble and Wolfgang along with him hes fairly loyal and the only one who knows about Wolfie’s abusive childhood.

Despite this amazing concept of 8 fully developed individual characters forming a worldwide bond to defeat a greater enemy who’s after them for experiments and killing them in the process Netflix canceled this Show after only 2 Seasons. Sure filming in 8 differerent cities all over the globe is expensive but that makes the quality even better and so much more authentic. There is no need to kill off characters for the shock effect, no need to sideline anyone for the sake of one major pairing. They’re equals, they’re individuals, not dependent on each other but stronger together if it’s necessary.

If you don’t believe me go and watch it for yourself on Netflix if you have it!

Here’s a little preview:

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The OA+Elias Rahim: part two 

{part one}

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“I’m still lost. And I am never coming back. And it’s all your fault.”

i just need to get this off my chest: i do not, under any circumstance, consider that one picture of eddward (aka ‘double d’) without his hat as part of the glorious ed edd n eddy canon. it’s from a video game made without any involvement from the original EENE creators, and to be frank, i think the artists behind the game far overstepped their boundaries when they animated double d carelessly throwing off his hat (something he would never do in canon!)

so as far as i’m concerned, the mystery of what’s underneath double d’s trademark hat still remains unresolved, but i remain optimistic that we’ll all one day get the answer to this question that has been tormenting humanity since january 4th, 1999

c-a-b-e-s-w-a-t-e-r  asked:

zimbits. “Less homicidal thoughts about your annoying coworker right now, please. I’m in a meeting over here.” pLEASE

Charlie asked for this about 30 years ago but I’m just getting around to it now. It’s prompt from this list. 


If he thinks I’m going to let a single tart anywhere near his ruinous Trump-sized hands he’s got another thing coming. Actually, no. He can have as many tarts as he wants. Kill ‘em with kindness, and arsenic worked into the whipped cream. I’d have to add more vanilla to balance it out but–

If Jack wasn’t in a sponsorship meeting, he would be inclined to promptly bash his head into the wood of the table. It had been like this for a few weeks ago, a voice filtering in at the most inopportune times, going on diatribes against who he was presuming was the voice’s coworker (”–even the way he counts out change is annoying. The Lord is testing me. We should’ve kept the antique register, it would have hurt more when I ‘accidentally’ shut the drawer on his fingers that he just licked to count out the bills. Yes, I would LOVE my spit covered change. THANK YOU.”)

Unfortunately, Jack thought it was unlikely that NIKE would appreciate their new brand ambassador actively giving himself a concussion, so he shot the representative across the table a smile and nodded to whatever was being said before reverting back inside his head.

As ambitious as your assassination attempt is, if you could keep it to yourself I would appreciate it.

There wasn’t even a moments pause before he got his reply.

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Sneaky bastard - Bruce Wayne x Reader (NSFW)

Since I have no shame, yet another smutty story (it’s been a while). It’s not just smut though, there’s a plot, and there’s lots of fluff@whovianayesha hope you’ll like it and don’t think it’s total shite, because as usual, I feel like it’s pretty badmaybe I rushed things a bit too much ? I mean, actions gos by too fast and don’t make sense ? EEEEEH I’M ALWAYS SO STRESSED YOU GUYS WON’T LIKE MY WRITING WHENEVER I POST SOMETHING, sorry for being such an annoying angsty woman, I just hope you’ll like  :

WARNING NSFW (smut, don’t read if it makes you uncomfortable, go read my other very safe for work stories instead ;)), LANGUAGE. It’s long, sorry.

(My masterlist blog here : https://ella-ravenwood-archives.tumblr.com)

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If someone would have told you a few weeks ago that you’d save the goddamn Batman, you’d probably would have laughed in their faces. It seemed so ridiculous, that a rookie such as you, who literally joined the forces not even a month before, would ever save a man like the Dark Knight. 

And yet, it happened. And it was wicked awesome.

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He was fighting a bunch of thugs in a back alley, when you came by. You weren’t even gonna intervene, you knew the man, you already saw him roaming Gotham City before you became a cop, he could definitely handle himself…But then, you noticed one of the guy he was fighting take a few steps back, and draw a gun. It was pointed right at the bat’s head and he was going to pull the trigger in a matter of seconds ! 

You didn’t think, you acted. You jumped in the alley, surprising all of them, and with an expertly done high kick, you got the gun out of the man’s hand, knocking him down with a mean left hook. Damn, you turned into a total badass under the adrenaline ! 

Batman quickly got rid of the las few thugs, and turned to you. Suddenly, you didn’t feel that excited anymore, the man was impressive. So tall. Large. Muscular. Yeah ok, he was totally sexy. 

He turned his weird glowy white gaze on you, and, with a voice too rough and low to be human, asked you : 

-Are you alright ? This was very foolish to jump in like that, I didn’t need your help. You could have been very hurt. 

-Yeah I’m alright, and like Hell you didn’t need my help, I totally saved your life dude, be more thankful ! Jeez louiiise. 

-…

-Wow. Ok. So you’re an ass. 

-The ass can give you a ride to the nearest hospital, you’re bleeding. 

-What ? 

He pointed to your arm, and…oh. Yeah. You got shot. Damn. 

-I didn’t even feel it…

-Must be the rush of epinephrine in your blood. Come on, follow me. 

-Wow wait, you’re gonna give me a ride…in the batmobile ?! 

-Do you see any other car ? Climb in, and do not touch anything. 

You tried to keep your cool. To act like it was no big deal…but the adrenaline in your veins doubled in volume as you sat in the car you so often dreamt of riding when you were a child. Fuck this was great ! 

He drove you to the nearest hospital, without saying a word, and almost threw you out of the car. Ass. 

Your wound wasn’t deep, a bullet just grazed you and you only needed a few stitches, you were out two hours later. You went home by foot, because walking always cleared your mind, and damn it needed to be clear right now. Anyway, you weren’t living too far away. 

You just saved the Batman ! YOU JUST SAVE THE BATMAN !! 

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How BTS Would Kiss You After Being Away For A While

The boys go away on tour for a while, how would they kiss you when you meet them at the airport?  

Jin: Jin would have kind of a blank face as he walks around, but as his eyes would hit you, he would melt. He would look at you like you were the sweetest, most pure thing on earth, he’d smile at you and cup your face in his hands gently, and pull you in close kissing you softly at first, then deeper and harder, before pulling away and kissing for face all over softly. He wouldn’t be able to keep a small, sweet smile off his face as he takes you all in. Your eyes, your smile, your hair, your sweet smell, your everything. “I have so much to tell you,” He’d say as he kissed your temple, keeping an arm around your shoulders hugging you as the two of you walked.

 Suga: He’s kind of stoic when he’s alone in public, so as he walks out of the plane terminal and sees you, his stone cold expression would melt into a soft smile. He’d quicken his pace and hold out his arms, collecting you and pulling you against him in one swift motion. He’d hold you against his body tightly for a moment, closing his eyes and enjoying the feel of your body against his for a moment, before pulling away enough to look into your eyes. He’d study your face for a moment, his smile growing, before putting a hand on your cheek and kissing you deeply for a moment, and pulls away keeping his arm around your waist and holding you against his side. 

 RM: He’d be in his own, philosophical world as he walked out of the terminal. He’d look up and scan the people around the terminal before his eyes would land on you. He’d pull his headphones out, and smile as he sees your face light up. He’d walk over with his arms outstretched and hug you tightly against his body. “How’s my baby girl been?” He’d ask, his lips against your neck. He’d kiss your neck quickly, then your jaw, cheeks, and lips. “I promise, there’s more where that came from.” He’d promise, smiling sentimentally at you, wanting to hold you against him and never let you go again. He’d keep you against his side as you two walk, occasionally leaning over to kiss your head. 

 JHope: Our Hobi is an optimistic one, pretty happy most of the time already. But when he saw you standing there waiting for him, his smile grew even bigger. He’d drop his bags and run to you, capturing you in his arms and spinning you, laughing all the while. He’d kiss your lips deeply first, then cover your face in soft kisses, occasionally landing a sweet peck back on your lips. Soon he’d be out of breath from all your kisses, still smiling that he has his favorite girl back in his arms. He’d press your foreheads together, staring into your eyes, trying to memorize them. “Tell me everything about your life. Everything I’ve missed.” He would demand you tell him every detail of your life, even though he texted you every single day asking for life updates. He’d feel bad he left you for so long, and want to make up for it. 

Jimin: Jimin is like Jin in the sense that he just has an average blank face as he walks. His eyes would land on you, and his sweet smile would spread across his face. He’d speed up and come to you, pulling you close against his body, burying his head in your neck, breathing in your sweet smell that he missed. He’d quietly think to himself about how good it felt to be home, to be with you. He’d gently rub your lower back with his arms around your waist, holding your body tightly against his. He’d smile at you, brushing your noses together softly before lightly brushing your lips against each other. “Miss me?” He’d ask quietly as he took all of you in, his eyes raking over every detail of you. He’d tilt your face up gently by your chin and kissing you softly and sweetly, and would walk you out, squeezing your hand in his all the while. He would keep looking over at you, not being able to hold back his smile. 

Taehyung: When V is out, he’s either all Gucci and sexy, or like a sweet but confused baby duck. He’d walk out Gucci, and turn into the duck once he saw you. His eyes would light up and he’d grin his sweet happy grin at the sight of you. He’d collect you in his arms and hug you tightly first, before pulling away to look at you. His grin would grow at the sight of your grin, and his eyes would travel along every detail of your face, memorizing anything that might’ve changed. He’d lean down and kiss you softly at first, keeping his hands on your waist firmly, and begin to deepen the kiss, his fingertips tightening on your waist. He’d soon after pull away, a smirk on his face and content in his eyes. He’d walk you out, keeping one am around your waist, his fingertips tracing designs. He’d be proud to have you back in his arms like nothing had changed. Then he’d get past the sweet stuff and back to joking. He’d tug on your hair with his other arm making you look around, and laugh at your confusion, kissing you after each trick. 

Jungkook: Sweet Kookie would try to look mature and older like his hyungs, but once he saw you that act would drop. He’d grin and laugh a little and jog over to you pulling you into his arms, lifting you off of your feet a little bit, laughing against your skin. He’d lean in kissing you deeply and then softly, before pulling away and tracing your face with his fingertips, as though you were art, his eyes wide with awe and relief and excitement, all at once. “Miss me?” He’d ask, trying to sound cool and chill, but ending up sounding hopeful and innocent. You’d nod and his smile would widen and he’d pull you close again leaning his head against yours. He’d walk you out, holding your hand, gently tracing his thumb over it, excitedly telling you about all his adventures, and excitedly look over at you almost like he doesn’t believe you’re there.

Things I’m confused about today:

Why the date on Zayn’s tattoo is 2.4.17 when the single was released a week ago.  Also why he got a tattoo for this particular single even though he didn’t for Pillowtalk or any of the other singles.  Let me also add that even if he releases a video today, I’ll still be confused about why he chose this single and this video to tattoo on himself instead of any other.

Why Zayn’s tattoo was posted in black and white and his other pics today were in color.  Zayn doesn’t often post in color unless it’s for promo.  Those pics might end up being promo, but they’re not really the usual type of promo on his Instagram.

Why Preston posted about being back today.  I’m assuming he means back on the job being a bodyguard for Louis, but the picture posted was from days and days ago.  Why is he posting it now when the way he posted it makes it sound immediate?

MBTI types as stupid Rajoy quotes

~ Requested: this is a special post in regards to today’s (failed) motion of no confidence to the Spanish Government. All quotes are by Spanish Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy.
Note: all should be read with a 101% convinced tone.

INTP: “Do you think before speaking or do you speak after thinking?”

ESFJ
: “It will be agreed that being solidary is not the same as being solidary for nothing”. 

ISFJ: “It’s so good being able to speak well of someone who deserves to be spoken well of, and also speaking well of them because they deserve it”. 

ENTJ: The more you know, the better. Being an engineer or a football player can lead to many doors being opened”.

ESFP: “Spain is a great country, which does great things and has Spaniards”.

INTJ: “Sometimes the best decision is not to make any decision at all. Which is making a decision as well”.

ENFJ: “Friends are not made through substitution but through expansion”.

ISFP: “One should not be absurdly optimistic just as one should not be too bleak, because we all know this is an unreal view of the actual world”.

ENTP: “So, let’s see… Uh… Measures to create employment? Well, this very notable thing happened… I have it written right here, but I don’t understand my handwriting”. 

INFJ: “We are feelings and we have human beings”.

ISTJ: “Cars have to be driven on the road and airplanes have to fly from airports”. 

ISTP: “Long live the wine!”

ESTJ: “They’re increasing the value-added tax! That kid! Their candy! They’re increasing the value-added tax of their candy!

INFP: “This is not like water falling from the sky, no one exactly knowing why".

ESTP: “I’m off to watch the football match. The soccer team deserves it and all matters have been solved. I wouldn’t go if it wasn’t the case”. 

ENFP: “And the worse, the better for all. Better for me: yours. Political benefit”
(This is legit. Original version: “Y cuanto peor para todos, mejor. Mejor para mí el suyo. Beneficio político”.)