Okay but seriously

It’s been wonderful seeing all the Dad!Gabriel and Dad!Jack ideas going around for when Jesse first joins Blackwatch, but y’all are missing the PRIMEST OF PRIME opportunities here:

Jesse with not one BUT TWO Commander Dads with bad puns, dad jokes, and a whole slew of embarrassing ideas.


Gabriel basically rescues and adopts Jesse from Deadlock

Jack: …well. This is it, Jack.
Jack: you’re a dad now.
Jack: time to be a loving and supporting partner to your husband in this endeavor, and a responsible and warmhearted role model to this poor kid who has had so much go wrong in his young life.
Jack: …
Jack: guess I gotta learn how to golf now.  
Jack: …
Jack: and also buy all my clothes from Costco.                      

Five minutes later

Gabriel: …what the actual fuck are you wearing
*Jack in Hawaiian button up, cargo shorts, socks and sandals*
Jack: …
Jack: we’re dads now, Gabe.
Gabriel: …
Gabriel: shit you’re right

Five minutes later

Jesse comes outside into the break area of the Watchpoint.

Jesse: hey, y'all seen my hat anywhere? I think Fareeha hid it - CHICKEN ON A DONKEY WHAT THE FUCK
*Jack and Gabe practicing really bad golf swings in Hawaiian shirts, cargo shorts, and socks and sandals*
Jack: hello, kiddo
Gabe: sup, chico
Jesse: …
Jesse: Hey uh
Jesse: can I choose to go to jail instead      

Twenty minutes later

Ana: I should have expected this from you, Jack
Ana: but you too, Gabriel?? I expected better from you
Torbjörn: …you expected better from Gabriel “I wear my beanie in New Mexico” Reyes?
Gabriel: I detect some sarcasm there
Jack: Ana…Ana, don’t you see?
Ana: ??
Jack: we have a TEENAGER living in the base with us
Ana: …
Torbjörn: …
Reinhardt: …team, we know what we must do

Five minutes later

Jesse: still can’t find my hat - CHEESE WHIZ ON A CRACKER WHAT
*Entire Strike team in Hawaiian shirts, cargo shorts, socks and sandals*
Jesse: …
Jack: …we’re all dads now

Twenty years later

In the theater on the Hollywood map

Jesse: …
Shiver Reaper: …
Golden 76: …
Shiver Reaper: hey, chico
Golden 76: how ya doin’, kid?
Jesse: …
Hanzo: …do you know these people, Jesse?
Jesse: …nah
Lúcio: introduce us to your friends!
Jesse: …extra hell nah
Golden 76: hey Jesse
Golden 76: watch this!
*Golden 76 starts doing push ups*
Hanzo: …
Lúcio: …
Sombra: …
Jesse: how.  why.
Shiver Reaper: …like you’re one to talk
Shiver Reaper: you look ridiculous
Jesse: …
*flashbacks to late adolescent and young adult years of his foster fathers in bad polo shirts and ugly plaid pants and Daredevil 76 and Pumpkin Reaper*
*Jesse McCree has left the game.*
Shiver Reaper: …
Golden 76: …
*Reaper and Soldier: 76 high-five*
Golden 76: We still got it.

(I cannot believe I have to add this but do not tag this as mc*/reyes//76 or any variation thereof)


In which Holly tries to impart the wisdom of silence onto her fellow teammate. Post Halo 5.

She’s starting to think volunteering to hunt with Buck had been a mistake.

“Used to love fishing,” he tells her for what she thinks is the third time as they scale the cliffsides. “Well, I still do, but I haven’t done it in years, and it’s weird that I finally get to fish on a bug’s homeworld, which isn't….”

Holly considers muting the channel and letting him continuing chatting, as he didn’t need any prompting from her to continue, then realises that he’s not wearing his helmet. She allows herself a patient sigh. Buck’s not doing any harm, really; she’s used to his constant stream of small talk. It helped sometimes, when they were in the thick of a fight and his light banter keeps everyone from thinking too much, but now….

“You know we won’t catch anything if you keep talking,” she finally responds, cutting him off from some tale about fishing boats. His frown makes her wince, thinking maybe she’d been too harsh to him, but he shrugs a moment later and grins at her.

“Suppose so,” he concedes goodnaturedly. “But at least I get to annoy you.”

Her helmet hides the upturn of her mouth. He’s more perceptive than she thought, then.

“Just not used to hunting with another person is all,” she says, eyeing the rust-coloured rocks above them. Vale managed to pull out some good hunting ground spots from a few Swords, and the spot she’d marked on the map is just above them.

“Said you hunted a lot back home,” Buck replies. It’s not a question, but the nudge for further information is obvious.

“Yeah,” she says, noncommittal. She tests the cliff rock with a tug of her hand, and finding it secure, starts to climb. “Everyone’s gotta eat, even on a wasteland.”

He climbs up after her. “Sounds rough.” His voice raises a few decibels to be heard from below, and Tanaka starts preparing an explanation in her head to the rest of the camp as to why they weren’t able to find any food. She ignores his press for further details for now until they were done climbing. No sense in scaring off any game with talking before they even have a chance to see what they’re hunting.

“No tougher than anything else we’ve done,” she finally says when they clear the rock face. “At least on Minab it was quiet,” she adds, giving Buck a hand up.

He smiles and rolls up onto his feet. “Alright. Don’t gotta tell me twice.”

She laughs at that—quietly, though. “Well technically, I did.”

His answer is a snort and a dismissive hand wave, but he manages not to start chatting again. Relishing the silence, Tanaka leads them towards the patchy shrubs and low-growing bushes where Vale promised there would be something edible enough to cook over a fire.

Buck remains quiet behind her, and she can almost pretend for a moment that she’s alone. Sanghelios looks absolutely nothing like Minab, but the same sort of calm washes over her as it used to when she was out on the surface back home, and for a while she can pretend that her most pressing concern is finding something for dinner.

also today at work I bumped into a coworker and she spilled boiling water all over the both of us and they were like “go to the back and take off ur shirts what are u doing!!!!” And it was like the beginning of a bad porno

mtsc2009  asked:

Holiday Meet Cute,eunsang & youngdo, 123

when suddenly…

Eun-Sang hadn’t ever been to a company event except as a member of the waitstaff but tonight, she felt a little bit like a princess in her ballgown, mostly because Young-Do was on her arm and he kept telling her how beautiful she was. It was a joint event between RS International and Zeus Toys.

Whenever he introduced her to his professional colleagues, he talked about her work and just grinned whenever they were asked if they were dating. It felt lovely and she didn’t mind confirming that she was his girlfriend. 

For the first time, being photographed with him, as they walked inside the event, during the dinner, and during the socializing afterwards, didn’t increase her heart rate. Eun-Sang even leaned against his shoulder during one of their more private moments.

“I spoke with Judge Seo for a few moments. She was very impressed with your litigation of the Park contract dispute. She might invite you to one of the young lawyers luncheons next week.”

Eun-Sang blinked and looked up at him. “She came to the conclusion all on her own,” he said quickly. “All I did is gush and mention that you appreciated her feedback after the case was decided. She asked who mentored you in law school but I had to confess I didn’t know. Boyfriends are allowed to gush.”

That made her laugh softly and she kissed his cheek. “Thank you. Networking isn’t something I’ve had a lot of practice with.”

“The trick really is to be genuine and find out what they want to discuss. If you go in with your agenda too obvious it doesn’t work. Why do you think I had you quiz me with all of those note cards last night?”

“I’m just impressed you can tell the difference between the Lee twins. It’s no wonder your father made you vice president so young. Your attention to detail is amazing.” Her smile fell when President Choi called for Young-Do to come join him in talking to…What was Won doing here?

Young-Do sighed and stood. He straightened his jacket and smiled down at her. “This will only take a minute.”

She watched him walk away only to have bile fill her throat when Tan took his seat. How did he get in? She understood that Young-Do and Rachel had to do business with Kim Won but…both assured her that Tan wouldn’t be here tonight.

“You hop between us like it’s nothing,” Tan said before she could gather her emotions and politely leave. She started to stand anyway but he grabbed her wrist and yanked her back down. “It’s like you haven’t learned your lesson. Watch. He’s just like me.”

“He’s nothing like you,” Eun-Sang whispered. “He would never–”

“Just watch. I’m going to ruin him for you. You’ve already forgotten, Cha Eun-Sang. You don’t get to be happy without me.” Tan stood and made a beeline for Young-Do. Her fear paralyzed her a moment too long before she gathered up her dress and started to follow him. She didn’t hear what Tan said to Young-Do but…

It twisted Young-Do’s face into something unrecognizable. It was almost ugly when he sucker punched Tan in the gut, followed by a strike to his throat. All the cameras went off as she clearly heard Young-Do say, “If you touch her again, I will fucking kill you.”

Eun-Sang closed her eyes as her world shattered around her. She could just see the headlines as Tan followed through on his promise.

You don’t get to be happy without me.

personalsilly  asked:

For requests: some silly uncle vs. niece shenanigans with Genji and Hana? If you're not up to it, no pressure, and I wanted to let you know I love your drawing style :)

she’s strong!!!!! (n he’s light af)

I forgot to tell you guys the cutest Passover story! 

So last week my congregation held its annual communal Seder (I led it, actually!) and after dinner, all of the kids went off to find the Afikomen. I thought I heard them say they found it out in the foyer, but then when I went to check in on their progress, a few of them told me the search was still going on. Another ten minutes passed, and when I went back out in the foyer, most of the kids were just hanging out, watching on and giving hints while the smallest of the children looked around for the Afikomen. 

I asked them what the deal was and they explained to me that the guy who had initially hid the Afikomen put it up in a spot that was kind of up high, so naturally it was the older kids who found it. They decided this wasn’t fair to the others, so the 11-12 year-olds re-hid it for the 7-10 year-olds, and then told them that once they had found the Afikomen, that they should then re-hide again it for the 4-6 year-old kids. 

So without any adult input, a group of about 15 children between the ages of 4-12 made the group decision to have an equal-opportunity Afikomen hunt for kids of all ages and sizes. 

I just think that’s the best and sweetest thing, and it makes me so proud of the kids at our schul and gives me hope for the future. 

Do not take, share or search for photos of BTS wherever they are.

Please, let them enjoy this small break they have. Do not let Bon Voyage happen again.

If you see photos - do not share them. If you see the members - do not share their location, take their photo or follow them.

Please. Do not be a part of the reason as to why they feel they always have to stay in their hotel.

If they wanted to share their location with the fan base, they would have. Right now, I do not feel they want this information to be known. Thus, whatever the reasons are, I feel we can respect that.