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i’ve decided to name these siblings Freya (sister) and Filo (brother)!

They work as smiths in Zora’s Domain, specializing in jewelry, stained glass, and other small trinkets and decorative accessories! Freya is good at gathering raw materials and metals, which she smelts and forms into basic cuffs and neckpieces or more elaborate jewelry for higher-paying customers. Filo has an eye for beautiful natural stones and gems that he polishes and adds as accents to what Freya has made. They’re not well-known enough to provide finery for the royal family, but they aspire to reach that point someday, Filo especially.

He just wants to see the prince don something he’s made, okay. Half the Domain is crushing on Sidon, Filo doesn’t feel too out of place there lmao

(also i know zoras of any kind and mogma wouldnt exist together but DANG IT JUST LET ME DRAW MY FRIGHTENING CHILD HOLDING A SMALL OPPLE also also i recycled an image but i still want to give these babies some colors eventually. Filo is a blue-and-yellow disaster)

i like to

  • ate ate ate apples and bananas
  • eet eet eet epples and benenes
  • ite ite ite ipples and bininis
  • ote ote ote opples and bononos
  • ute ute ute upples and bununus
Why apples are an oppressed society

This was my speech. I said this in front of the class today. As in to get credits. 8,)

Friday night – you’re thinking of having a party. It’s going to be the best, biggest party ever. You set out to invite everyone you know and everyone you don’t know, but you forget one person: Apple. Is it because Apple is red? Is it because Apple is green? Is it because Apple is small, does that mean that Apple doesn’t matter? Well apples are sick of your shenanigans, sick of being forgotten and left out and abused. Did you know that one hundred thirty nine trillion, four hundred eighty seven billion, six hundred fifty million, thirty six thousand apples are slaughtered for the fur industry every day? No, you didn’t because the people making the money off it don’t want you to. Apples go through so much pain, face so many harsh truths, and step on more Lego pieces barefoot than you will in your entire life. In the end, it seems like the entire world is stacked against apple-kind. The least we can do is educate ourselves and try to make a difference.

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While chillin with le mom...

Me: *very seriously* hey…can i ask you a question?

Mom: what is it?

Me….do you like…to ate apples and bananas?

Mom: -_-

Me: or eat epples and benenes???

Mom: ya, no…

Me: OR IT IPPLES AND BININI?!?

Mom: annnnd we’re done…

Me: WHAT ABOUT OAT OPPLES AND BONONOS?!?!

Mom: *gets up*

Me: wait!!

Mom: now what?

Me:…BUT WHAT ABOUT UPPLES AND BUNUNUS!!!!! THE BUNUNUSSSSS!!!!!

Mom: you’re adopted.