Namjin: Everyone ships them, it’s like Namjoon and Jin only can love each other, like there are no other ships in BTS with them in it, it’s only Namjin. The mom and dad of BTS. Jin’s the oldest, who takes care of his kids with food and love and Namjoon teaches them how to behave and loves them. They’re so cute. Jin’s my bias but honestly if I could chose for him to be in a relationship with Namjoon or me, I’d chose Namjoon and Jin all the way.
jikook: Perfect love hate relationship. But it does hurt my heart sometimes how much Jimin loves on Jungkook so much but he hardly gets loved on by Kookie. Of course he does sometimes, but I don’t know about when they’re alone, it’s hard not to ship them when they’re adorable and suit each other well, Jimin’s the fluffy baby and Kookie is the unexpressive, manly, cutie. BUSAN BOYS.
Taegi: Perfect combo. The excited, tall, tan, child like man who loves to talk with the tired, pale, short, genius man. They work well with each other, Taehyung gives Yoongi inspiration and wears the both of them out. Yoongi keeps Tae company and cares for him so he doesn’t die doing and Tae makes sure Yoongi sleeps and eats, otherwise he wouldn’t. Tae admires Yoongi so much, it’s adorable. They’re opposites but they’re great together. Plus they’re both from Daegu.
Hoseok and ME: Hobi = Hubby
I literally want him or someone like him to be the father of my children, he’s so precious and kind and funny and cute and everything adorable about everything. After Jin, it’s Hobi, my hobi hubby is so sweet, he’s sunshine incarnate.
Sex god looking sexy as fuck man. I would pay to have him destroy me.
He would make the best father and all you know that.
It was pretty awful, with the boys talking about their dreams and hopes with the elimination sword swinging above their heads. They keep talking about Jihoon and his number one rank. It was not entertaining.
What was entertaining, however, was the little segment they prepared with Hwiseung and to do that punching strength machine thing.
Kim Dongbin started it off and did surprisingly well.
Minki expanded his shoulders to go try knock him off the #1 chair. He’s really so good at variety, strutting and playing himself up, but his score wasn’t even near enough to beat Dongbin’s surprising 917.
Sunghyuk, the muscled
dark horse topped it easily.
Of course Ong-ssi had to come be casually confident. He snorted derisively at the score, and went to the back of the hall to charge up his power run before punching the machine and….did not reach the 900s. He said sheepishly said he’ll try to be humble.
BNM are embarrassed of their Donghyun hyung and his gags, but the guy outpunched Sunghyuk easy.
A lot of the other trainees tried and got close, until Manly Man Real Oppa Sexy Bandit was hyped and brought on. He gets nervous about the burden before punching the machine hard.
Samuel: OH. MY GOD.
He tied with Donghyun. They both face off, Donhyun got 949 and Sexy Bandit punched to a cool 950. He did a shy little Nayana victory chant.
GET THE HYPE GIGGLY SEXY BANDIT
Thank god BoA is back. She’s perfunctory but not annoying. She’s also really bad at acting to build anticipation so it’s endearing.
Mnet doesn’t clean their audio very well. I keep hearing background audio from floor mics when they walk to their seats.
Yehyun got in in the early 30s (!!!!)
Kwon Hyunbin is in. He said some stuff about working hard (cut to shots of Jonghyun and Auntie Jisung), looking a lot like the Monsta X rapper with pink hair. BoA asked if he’s been working hard and the trainees said yes, because they’re polite kids.
I’m not sure if they’re trying to Brohye him, but he does have his own section of fans. I believe there were rumours some fans are buying spots for him from voters, but its uncertain how far his looks will carry him even with the helpful edits and apologies.
Jang Moonbok dropped to a petty 32. He looked beautiful though, they’ve started to style his hair instead of lazily flat ironing it. He had a half ponytail and large gold rimmed glasses. So pretty. His thank you speech was humble, he said he’ll work slow and steady like a tortoise to earn his spot. He’s actually good with his words, his raps mimic his speaking style a lot.
Kenta made it at 31! It’s a risk spot, but lowkey incredible how little screentime he gets.
RBW Lee Gunhee who was the Amazing Kiss main vocal, BoA points out, and he had the 110,00 vote benefit. His label mate, Hwanwoong, did not :|
Brand New Music Donhyun made it at 29! I was worried about him too!
BNW Park Woojin, who’s been getting really popular lately, was 14. He didn’t see Youngmin trying to congratulate him and ran up as though he was ignoring him and then had to run back to hug his hyung properly lol
God that awful music library with the mournful instrumentals.
Park Woodam made it at 28. He hugged his fellow HF trainee, Woo Jinyoung, whose face started settling into resignation as the numbers went up.
Noona killer Hunus Kim Sanggyun made it!!!!
Baby maknae Lee Woojin was safe too.
FNC Yoo Hwiseung was not, as handsome as he looked that day. It was awful because he kept smiling and playing around with the camera when it swung past him. I’m really going to miss him, he reminds me of Nam Woohyun so much at some angles too. When will Infinite comeback.
Ardor and Able Ha Sungwoon made it too, thank fucking god. He’s blond now.
I’m not as excited about that. Please don’t keep the frizzy bleach.
WH Creative Seo Sunghyuk, my unintentional meme boy, has been gaining traction and was safe. He cried a little at his rapid, unexpected rise through the ranks. Even the trainees were a bit surprised at his rank.
Yuehua Lee Euiwoong made it in the early 20s. Ahn Hyunbseob was in at 20, he thanked Woojin and gave him a heart, while also thanking the voters.
The Chinese Yuehua boys, Jung Jung and Justin, were eliminated. It’s a shame, they were definitely idol material. I’m keen to see what Yuehua has planned with the boys, hopefully after a few more vocal classes.
The Vibe Label Kim Tadeong, the vampire flower boy from SoY was in, along with his teammate Noh Taehyun, who was a rank above at 21.
Pledis Minki made it at 20
Brave Samuel’s dropped to 16 though they mentioned he had one of the highest views on his fancam (Auntie Jisung gave him that reassuring thumbs up). Samuel, thankfully, has gone back to chocolate brown hair.
Chun Arctic Fox Kim Yongguk was safe, so was Bae Jinyoung.
Starship Jung Sewoon dropped to 17, and clarified that he was not scared of Dongho (’Yes, well done!’ piped in Baekho, as he spoke) but Gwanghyun didn’t make it, my poor baby :(
MMO Yoon Jisung made it at 15 and all the trainees hugged him and called him an ajhumeoni lol. His weird clapping thing has become a gag for real.
I love you, Auntie Jisung, the only ray of sunshine in this mess.
Cube Yoo Seonho was 13. Baby Chick knew he was going to be safe, making BoA laugh. He chestbumped his hyungs on stage and called Guanlin a superstar, saying he knew the lower ranked Cube trainee was going to be him lol
Pledis’ “Power Sexy” Baekho was 11. He smiled like a big baby, even though everyone thinks he’s sexy and rough. BoA made him do aegyo and I, his noona, approve.
He sat down on his 11 chair and said, very cutely, ‘Wow, it’s so high.’
Cre.Ker Joo Haknyeon was 10.
Jaehwan was 9, he got embarrassed seeing his face on the big screen and said he’ll work hard to become a worthy vocal. BoA asked him to sing Sorry, Sorry to fill broadcast time.
MMO Kang Daniel dropped to 8. His wrist seems to be injured. Since he thanked his noonas in Busan satoori last time, he thanked his dongsaengs in Seoul accent this time lol
Ong Sungwoo was in at 7, and apparently he has predominately male fans (Yoo Seonho: I’m a fan too). He did an extra little thank you and reenacted his high note gag from the Get Ugly performance
Pledis Minhyun was 6. Everyone was shook by how handsome he is on that big screen. He picked Jaehwan as someone he wants to debut with.
BNM Im Youngmin was at 5 - he was trending the last few weeks but it’s been found out that he had a girlfriend this week, so it’s safe to assume he’s going to drop rapidly now.
He did his alpaca dance to celebrate his entrance to top 11. Cute.
BNM Lee Daehwi was 4, which is a relief. After being cyber bullied, he’s being very careful with his words, not revealing his ambition for being number 1. He thanked his mum in America and bounced to his seat, clearly relieved.
Lai Guanlin got ready to stand up as she spoke about handsomeness lol but Park Jihoon was number 3. He thanked his fans and said he loved his mum. We got an unnecessary peek into his journey like he’s being eliminated or something. He only dropped 2 ranks, geez.
Taiwanese baby chick Lai Guanlin shot all the way up to 2. He feels the burden of being a six month trainee, which means he’s self aware if nothing else because this is a disproportionate and totally unwarranted rise. They can’t actually debut this kid yet along the likes of Jaehwan, Daehwi and Ong-ssi, as much as I like him and think he has potential.
Hilariously though, he asked his CEO to buy them delicious food.
Nation’s Leader Angel GodJonghyun maintains his number 1. Good on you, Wartortle!!
He did his pose as a victory ceremony and apologised to Jihoon. Aw, he’s scared as much as he’s happy, he said.
OUI Kim Donghan was saved by the skin of his teeth at 35. The anticipation to have to wait till the end and the guilt made him cry (Kenta teared up instantly of course).
HIM Park Sungwoo, aka Tip Toe Oppa, was eliminated. He’s handsome but there wasn’t much to back up his hype, I guess.
Wings’ Kim Youngjin and Kiwi Media Kim Dongbin, who survived the last elims on the back of pity votes, were cut. Dongbin dropped to last after that embarrassing rap position battle mission, while Youngjin, who I think showed actual improvement, was eliminated while he was ahead.
Hong Eunki, Lee Insoo, Sangbin, S.How Namhyun, Yoon Heeseok were eliminated.
So were Kiwon, The Vibe Jaechan and my man K-Tigers’ Byun Hyunmin.
There shall be no more acrobatics.
MMO Joo Jinwoo was eliminated too. I mean, I’m thankful he made it as far as he did, but he was so handsome and such a good singer. I hope he gets to debut when MMO prepares their group :(
My poor boy Kim Seonglee too. His voice really was one of my favourites. It had real resonance, and he sounded so well trained, fully in control of his lovely tone. I truly believe he’s too good for this show. I mean, it didn’t even get him any screen time or hype of any sort.
I wonder how FNC will ruin Yoo Hwiseung’s potential idol career for me. He was another person I think could have made it to top 22 at least with more screentime.
Dongsu made everyone cry as he was eliminated at 36. The S.How boys have had a hard time in this industry.
All the tears. Far out.
Woo Jinyoung, he really deserved better, that boy was such a good rapper. Woodam sobbed as they hugged. I almost cried too, but my tears were of sheer bitterness and resentment.
Nation’s Leader GodJonghyun led the bowing to the national producers, with next week (re)splitting the trainees for concept evals.
It’s going to be interesting to see the rankings shift from now. There’s talk of a 2-trainee per voter shift for the system. It’ll throw off the rankings considerably, going off how turbulent this season’s been.
Below’s a comprehensive top 11 from this week’s ranking.
As always, please let me know if you spot any errors or have any questions!
The doorbell of your apartment rings. You wonder who that could be, this late in the evening. You get up from the couch and walk into the hall. You peer through the peephole to discover your boyfriend in front of your door. “Jagiya! I know you are there! Open the door!” Taehyung whines. You giggle to yourself and have half a mind to let your divo wait a little. But you don’t have the heart to do it. So you open the door. “Taehyung Oppa, what are you doing here so late?” You ask. Taehyung crosses the doorstep, closing the door and crowding you back into the hall. “I want you. I need you so much.” Taehyung rasps. He backs you into the living. “Y/N-ah, take off your clothes.” He says. “Now now, Oppa why such a hurry.” You cooe. Taehyung grabs your hand and places it over his crotch. He is hard as a rock.