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Here’s the model for a character in a story I want to make,
He’s a boy in a promotional mascot hotdog outfit who, after twirling his sign for hours on end in 100°+ weather, collapses and wakes up to find that he and the hotdog are one. He is Hotdog Boy.

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All of Art Ever (So Far)

I made this as an art history final a few years back. It’s a morphing representation of what I believe to be 86 of the most important contributions to the art world.

Music by Austin, TX instrumental band Balmorhea.

Meet Grool.
He’s going through a nasty break up right now, so be nice to him.
He plays it cool, calm, and collected to distract you from the fact
that he has no genitalia.
He FUCKING LOVES pizza.
He FUCKING HATES himself.
Say, “Hi,” Grool!
Say, “Hi, Grool!”