open prof

on the long list of small details skam pays attention to 

isak’s textbook is used!!! it’s the end of the semester so it’s not going to look brand new!! and it’s a small detail but when you see students in movies and shows they often carry these books that look like they just bought them, like no matter what time of the school year it is? and this is the type of little things you’re not necessarily meant to pay that much attention to, it doesn’t just stand out on its own but it’s a combination of all these little things that just makes the characters that much more relatable 

Riddikulus

Prof. Lupin: Who knows what this is? 

 -Wardrobe trembles with suspiciuos creepy squeaking- 

Class: It’s a Boggart 

 Prof. Lupin: Exactly. Now, Neville first, wand ready. 

 The guy approaches warily the wardrobe, certain prof. Snape is going to come out. 

 -The wardrobe trembles harder. More terrifying sounds- 

 Prof. Lupin open the wardrobe Door. 

 The class holds its breath. 

 Neville gulps and…

 -In the closet appears a naked man with dark, long hair, all tied up and gagged-

Prof. Lupin quickly shuts the door: Ooops, sorry, wrong wardrobe…

Originally posted by lunasloveisgood

I have no idea why I bother dressing in a nice suit jacket on exam days when I inevitably end up covered in copy toner.

Pokémon in our Biomes: pt. 19 Open Oceans

“I’ve recently decided to make a series of posts with hypothetical thinking and analyzing of what Pokémon species could potentially be found in the world’s biomes. Not at all relative to the games, I will be focusing primarily of the elements, design, and relativity to real life flora and fauna of Pokémon to depict where different species would roam on our big blue marble.”

This will be my 19th Pokémon in our Biomes post, and this one will focus on the Open Ocean. Generally when we talk about open oceans we throw around the term pelagic zone. Much like the abyssal zone, the pelagic zone has its own specific characteristics that make it different than other oceanic zones. The difference of the pelagic zone compared to other zones is that it’s pretty much just water. No coral, no plant life, the pelagic zone encompasses everything from the surface of the water all the way down to just above the ocean floor, where the benthic and demersal zones lie respectively. 

The sheer vastness and openness of the oceans allow for some of the fastest, biggest, most migratory aquatic species. Because there isn’t much to offer in regards to nutrients and prey, pretty much all of the food chain in the pelagic zone starts with the bear essential: sunlight

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its so hard to live well. im so tired of this damned site but i have no one to talk to lol. i hiked early this morning but the paths were completely frozen over. i took pictures. im only hungry but the dining hall isnt open yet. all my profs assigned papers at the end of last week that are due at the beginning of this week. im just listening to joanna trying to find the energy to write academically. one of these papers is gonna have me fucked bc i didnt pay attention to the classes in which we discussed what i now have to write abt. i only sat on my phone to avoid another anxiety attack

First day of classes:

My first prof opened the class with a joke about serial killers.

My second prof opened the class with “ah. I forgot the syllabus” and proceeded to play Tame Impala loudly.

My third professor mumbled to himself in Hindi, occasionally laughing at himself, and yelled “MAKE TEAMS” about 20 minutes in.

My fourth professor opened with “This class sucks”

Arrival | Prof. Benedict | Open

Benedict stepped off the barge and smiled as he took his first steps on to the island. Striding forward he saw students and faculty alike mingling, often time intimately. He was quite unsure what he was to do now that he had arrived. The whole island and campus seemed far too expansive and the whole of it intimidated him, felt like home. Ben laughed at the notion of home in his mind. The last century had been nothing but a wild chase across the globe, hunting down an artifact that would grant him eternal life. To finally be somewhere that he could just simply settle down for a bit felt strange and foreign.

Ben was now standing in front of a building that he assumed to be the library and finally decided to admit the he was completely and utterly lost. “How hard could the dormitory be to find really?” Deciding that he was already tired of this adventure, Ben sat down on the steps of the library and set his satchel and suitcase down beside him. Although it was winter break, the campus seemed far more active than a regular campus should be at this time, but then again this school was far from normal. Content with his current position, Benedict began to conjure some petty fire sprites in front of him and watched them fight as he leaned back with a smile on his face.

“How incredibly dumb these creatures are. Every time they touch the snow, they act as if its the first time they’ve seen steam.”