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100 Reasons Why I Hate Shonda Rhimes

From a former Scandal fan. Inspired by @eaudrey35 ’s SR post and the upcoming 100th episode.

1. Calls herself a titan
2. Using words like “shocking” and “groundbreaking” to describe things that aren’t
3. How Stephen, Harrison, and James were written off the show
4. “Who can resist [Scoot Fuckery]?”
5. Black woman auctioned off during black history month
6. Mellie’s faux feminism
7. Mellie “earning” and “deserving” everything
8. Domestic abuser is still love interest
9. Rude to fans
10. Doesn’t care what fans want to see and not see
11. Jealous of KW and Olitz
12. B613 forever and ever
13. Saying Olivia is on a journey
14. 509
15. “At Last” bait and switch
16. Wrote a self help book
17. Thinks women can’t have both love and career
18. Everyone slutshaming Olivia
19. Mellivia AKA more faux feminist b.s.
20. Making it the Joke and Mellie show
21. Joke putting OP in a concussion
22. Joke choking OP
23. Joke slutshaming OP
24. Huck choking OP
25. Joke breaking in to molest OP
26. Reusing storylines
27. Saying Fitz didn’t have a right to know abt the abortion
28. Karen Grant statutory rape sex tape
29. Using Olitz to promote show
30. OP not in therapy
31. Using sex as a plot twist
32. OP busting her ass for Mellie
32. OP went from being a fixer to incompetent
33. Spent years putting Rowan in jail to break him out 8 seconds later
34. Making Rowan a regular
35. Making Joke a regular
36. Creating an atmosphere where her actors feel comfortable disrespecting fans
37. Having a line of candles
38. Trying to be Alias
39. Torture porn with Huck and Quinn
40. Introduces plots and then never addresses them again (Huck’s fam, Fitz’s suicide attempt)
41. Characters have no consistency
42. OP throwing the ring at Fitz
43. OP getting on that plane
44. Blaming Drumph for having to change storylines
45. Blaming KW pregnancy for a shortened season
46. Pretending to care abt OP
47. OP beating a disabled man to death
48. OP acting like reality show trash with Vanessa and Abby (season 6)
49. Making KW look crazy with bad wigs and bad clothes (season 6)
50. Retconning the entire plot that fans loved and fought for in season 1
51. OP chasing weak ass abusive peen when she and Fitz used to breath in sync
52. Fauxlivia Rhimes
53. Shitting on TG
54. Creating an angry toxic fandom
55. Is obsessed with SF
55. Backtracks when questioned
56. Given awards for everything
57. Ego the size of Texas
58. Shitting on Fitz
59. Taking credit for everything
60. ‘I don’t tell you how to act so don’t tell me how to write’
61. ‘If you don’t like it don’t watch it’
62. ‘Don’t tweet me your crazy’
63. Not caring that representation matters in the portrayal of black characters
64. “Bitch Baby”
65. Stole fanfic
66. Lowered Fitz to prop up Joke
67. Lowered OP to prop up Mellie
68. Made everyone yell at Fitz
69. Made OP a hoe
70. Made Fitz a hoe
71. Did everything she could to make us hate Olitz
72. Called Olitz a crazy cult
73. Put OP on her knees in a dirty bathroom
74. Misrepresented PTSD
75. Added rape backstory to create sympathy for Mellie
76. Joke needing to be saved 8000 times
77. Not having OP report on who put her in a concussion
78. Joke not dying during 8000 opportunities
79. Joke killing James
80. Mellie/Huck killing a busload full of ppl
81. Joke killing his father in law
82. Making Vanessa nuts to create sympathy for Joke
83. No one gets a happy relationship
84. Everyone wanting to bang David Rosen
85. Having to see too much of the cast shirtless
86. Using the assassination trope 2x even though there hadn’t been an actual pres assassination in over 50 years
87. Killing a Latino peotus
88. Making Cyrus an over the top gay villain (representation again)
89. Unprofessional crush on SF
90. Destroyed a black woman lead for SF
91. Wants to suck SF mediocre dick so bad
92. Hired SF wife for GA
93. Has whole backstory ep for Joke to evoke sympathy (but only pokes more potholes in Fitz/Joke/Pete friendship)
94. Has to have so much dirt on ABC for them to put up with her B.S.
95. Fucks over fans
96. Does not care abt fans ie ratings
97. Got lucky but thinks she’s a genius
98. Makes me angry whenever I think abt her
99. Full of shit
100. Did I mention scooter fuckstain baldspot nonuts no talent?
Did I miss anything? 🤗🤗🤗

Edited to add: just realized it was @vitalinae who wrote the original post…thank you!

“That groupie”? She was a Band-Aid! All she did was love your band. And you used her, all of you! You used her and threw her away! She almost died last night while you were with Bob Dylan. You guys, you’re always talking about the fans, the fans, the fans; she was your biggest fan, and you threw her away! And if you can’t see that, that’s your biggest problem. And I love her! I love her!“

Almost Famous (2000) Dir. Cameron Crowe