I hope that Parrish ends up being a Phoenix for no real reason other than for Stiles to have a snarkastic lil field day with it like:
- Asking how often he molts
- Asking if he can just “flame on” at will so he can roast marshmallows off of him and make S’mores.
- Asking Parrish if he ever gets scared, does his “Fire or Flight” response kick in.
- Sending anonymous packages filled with bird seed and toys to his desk at the station.
- Stiles calling Derek on speakerphone in front of Parrish saying, “Hey Derbear, no need to pick us up a turkey for Thanksgiving, I’ve found a bird that’s self-cooking.”
**Parrish subsequently complaining about Stiles’ antics and Derek responding, “Take a deep breath, Jordan. Don’t let him ruffle your feathers.” Parrish groaning because, oh no Stiles rubbed off on Derek.