In his teenage years (which is a very long period of time for a dragon), Spike finds himself receiving a very different kind of attention from the mares around him. Not that he MINDS too much, but he always finds himself wishing it was Rarity smothering him in affection.
Literally just all the sexual things Alexander Hamilton sent to John Laurens
“I love you.”
This one is pretty self explanatory. Men were much more intimate back in the 1700′s, forming bonds that seem very ~gay~ in today’s light. Homosexuality wasn’t a very understood thing back then because rigid moral codes and censured education prevented people from learning more about sexuality.
But Alexander Hamilton knew.
He grew up on an island where ‘Sodomites’ (gay people) were dumped and allowed to mingle with the island population. Alex knew that there was a certain zone of interactions between men that went from being merely friendly to sexual. He clearly steps into the bounds of sexual while fully realizing it.
“In drawing my picture, you will no doubt be civil to your friend; mind you do justice to the length of my nose and don’t forget, that I [- - - - - -].”
Ahhhhhhhhh my son Alex, could you be more explicit? Alex here is obviously referring to his something else (you know) with the knowledge that John Lauren’s knows the size. This sentence right here is basically just one long ;).
“Your friend” seems to be written teasingly, as if they both know how far from friends they are.
And we can only guess how dirty Alex got in those last six CUT OUT words.
“Dear Boy” [sent by John Laurens]
John laurens calls his wife his ‘dear girl’, and here he calls Alex his ‘dear boy’. Moreover, Laurens did not call any other man he ever wrote to as his ‘dear boy’. Laurens seems to see Alex as on the same level, if not higher, than his own wife.
“Did I mean to show my wit? If I did, I am sure I have missed my aim. Did I only intend to [frisk]? In this I have succeeded, but I have done more. I have gratified my feelings, by lengthening out the only kind of intercourse now in my power with my friend.”
This phrase right here I unfortunately do not see a lot when people talk about Alex and John’s letters. This, to me, is one of the most explicit. “Wit” also mean one’s you know what (here I give a nod to the Ravenclaw moto), so Hamilton’s saying he was pretty much just messing around with John the last letter he sent. This is the only sort of “intercourse” he is able to have with John, as they are both so far apart. He is incapable of ‘sexual’ intercourse because of their distance, so he feels he must, in the 18th century way, sext.
“I would invite you after the fall to Albany to be witness to the final consummation.”
As you might have already guessed, Alex is inviting John to a threesome on his wedding night. The idea that Alex feels so at ease inviting John to a threesome with his wife suggests they have already had something going for a long time now.
“But like a jealous lover, when I thought you slighted my caresses, my affection was alarmed and my vanity piqued. I had almost resolved to lavish no more of them upon you and to reject you as an inconstant and an ungrateful –”
Here Alex compares himself to John’s lover, and a jealous one at that. John seems to be shying away from Alex’s bawdiness, as if realizing how strange their relationships is in retrospect. Alex is scrambling to hang on to him, even though he knows well what are and what happens to Sodomites. He would do anything for John while knowing the consequences. And John is too afraid to join him.
And who the hell knows what the last word was.
“And believe me, I am lover in earnest,”
*cough cough* looks like John knows exactly what happens when Alex’s feeling frisky.
“She [Eliza] loves you a l'americaine not a la francoise.”
The French were renowned for their relaxed stance on extramarital love affairs, while Americans were more Puritan-minding and thought love affairs only should happen in church-sanctioned marriages. Thus Eliza has an a l’americaine love of John Laurens, rather than an a la francoise.
“You will be pleased to recollect in your negotiations that I have no invincible antipathy to the maidenly beauties & that I am willing to take the trouble of them upon myself.”
*cough* this sentence is a bit confusing, and could be taken a few ways. What I infer from this is that Alexander Hamilton is willing, and John knows this, to assume an air of femininity because he finds no fault with it. It was commonly noted by people who wrote of Hamilton that he was very feminine in comparison with other men of his day. Alex’s femininity seems to please John, the topic even having been discussed between the two in ‘negotiations’.
“Yrs for ever”
Ok, this one isn’t sexual, but I had to add it because it is so heartbreaking. This was Alex’s last farewell note to John. That is, if he even received it. He died shortly after Alex sent the letter; whether he read the farewell or not is all lost to history. Alex loved John so much, despite the fact that both already had a wife. He would have always loved him, even if they had grown apart…
It was a gunshot. It was prairie fire. It was the spinner of Makker’s wheel. Jesper felt the pounding of his heart—or was it Wylan’s?—like a stampede in his chest, and the only though in his head was a happy, startled, oh.
part 4 of mod frosty’s blizz hq tour (captions below pictures)
*okay so i forgot to take a picture of the actual statue, but when you walk in through the gate and go towards the main building they have this big statue with several wow characters (i’m assuming because i don’t play wow) and around its base there’s a ring with runes and more importantly, 8 plaques with blizzard’s mottos. the tour guy mentioned that this one “Play nice, play fair” is especially important, because there were employees who were fired before for toxicity or aimbotting rip
So whenever Maggie has to stay late and do paperwork, she'll go into a quiet room and FaceTime Alex as she does it until either Alex falls asleep or Maggie's done.
One of my favorites headcanons is sanvers FaceTimeing cus it’s SO domestic
and it also reminds me that they love each other so much and it’s hard for them when they’re apart so they’re FaceTimeing whenever they can
and also about this headcanon specifically the thing that they can be one with the presence of the other without really talking because they feel so comfortable with each other and like they both found their safe place with each other and in this headcanon i imagine them like maggie is probably on the floor, surrounded by papers, her phone set at this kind of angle so that Alex’s face will be toward her and Alex sits on the couch reading something and sets her phone on the coffee table, also at some odd angle, and both are just minding with their business and occasionally someone makes a comment like “i can’t believes that Johnson forgot to sign the witness” or “the writer just described the manor for like three pages where’s my plot you jackass” and it’s so ordinary and domestic i just love it