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The Signs as Overwatch Mains and Playstyles

Aries: Reaper, says hello before every kill and uses an emote after

Taurus: Lucio, stays behind teammates but within range to heal/boost, actually stays on the objective

Gemini: Sombra, goes around the map to hack every health pack, does nothing but stay invisible for the rest of the game

Cancer: Hasn’t figured out how character selection works, picks whichever hero is selected by default, throws a tantrum every time they get sniped

Leo: Tracer, actually plays decently, follows their friend into battle

Virgo: Pharah, targets enemies that shit talk their teammates in the chat

Libra: Genji, climbs walls to get into weird places, only enters fights to use the dragon ultimate

Scorpio: Widowmaker, charges right to the frontlines instead of finding a sniping position

Sagittarius: Hanzo and Orisa, goes to online forums to complain that Hanzo would be cooler riding a horse, also wishes Orisa was more equine 

Capricorn: Junkrat, does nothing for 99.9% of the match but somehow gets play of the game with the rip tire ultimate

Aquarius: Soldier 76, tries to get teammates to follow an actual strategy but is ignored by everyone

Pisces: Mercy, goes around to heal everyone but immediately switches to pistol and chases after anyone that attacks them

The Signs As People I See At School
  • Aries: always uses google translate on assignments. please. stop that.
  • Taurus: dude who wore a bone necklace? were those real??
  • Gemini: always yelling. constantly. not that bad of a guy but my ears hurt
  • Cancer: please for the love of jesus stop!! misusing!! words!!!
  • Leo: wore a fursuit one day. the rest of the days is wearing a tail.
  • Virgo: god... really pretty... im so Gay
  • Libra: carries a skateboard everywhere?? thats not allowed in school!
  • Scorpio: that one kid thats always got test answers. you know the one
  • Sagittarius: home wrecker of high school dating somehow
  • Capricorn: i swear i see you looking at me out of the corner of my eye but when i take a peek at you youre just staring off into space
  • Aquarius: haha and then what ;)
  • Pieces: really cool, makes puns and i laugh but inside, im dying

Eridan and Tavros Are NOT Friends: Not the Threeway He Wanted, But the One He Deserved

A vague continuation of this arc. After very little luck, Eridan finally caves.

To be continued.

equius is the deity of strength and loyalty

he is rumoured to hold up the entire universe, working from the void as the structure to everything we know, and has a tendency to be one of the more obscure of the gods. it is well known that he is commonly associated with the deity of hunt and heart, which is often symbolized by his green sash and his bow, which was crafted on the bequest of the deity of hunt and heart who is one of the two patron deitys of nature

it is said in legend that the world will end the moment he lets go of the universe and fires his arrow from his bow. he is the one you pray to for strength, endurance and moral fiber

he is a gentle god


It’s in the eyes! I can tell you will always be danger.