oops if this has been done already

I can guarantee you that approximately 0% of people who are going to protest within the next few days are expecting trump to just be like “oops! Y'all got me! I’ll resign” because that’s not the point. Protesting can’t automatically undo what has already been done, but it does send a message of distaste, shows that people will make noise if they sense injustice, and signifies that citizens will continue to protest as worse things (may) happen. It’s a response, not a plea

Things to say to your partner during sex
  • Hooray Im Dan yaaaaay
  • Dont easily die here
  • Autobots roll out. Youre dead
  • Im in space! Ross sucks
  • Purple planet death party 
  • run for life oh fuck shit
  • eat dicks arnold fuck you you su
  • astro chicken rocks socks
  • Orteeeeegggaa
  • Dont fall in this time dickweed
  • Dont fall in this time either cock
  • 8 million ways to die: choose 1
  • kinda nervewracking like that?
  • puched a child
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this year has been absolutely crazy for me for so many reasons, and getting to meet my best friend kayli @fairlylester for the first time and spend most of my free time with her from september-december was a pretty huge one (in a good way!!). this girl has been my stability for whenever i felt down or hated my job, and to be honest having each weekend free to spend exploring different areas of london with her was so hugely important to me and always will be. we have done SO MUCH in such a short space of time (dodie gig, tøp concert, halloween, bonfire night and trying out all the american food chains i could find) and i’ll really really miss being able to see kayli so often, but we still have plans for other exciting things in the future ✨✨ one of the biggest highlights of 2016 was getting to spend time with her and i won’t forget a minute of it- she is my best friend and platonic soulmate and i love her with all my heart 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖to more adventures in 2017!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxx

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!!
Did you see this wonderful and great comic that the always lovely @mafia-and-coloring-books​ made for me?? I was very inspired by the first panel so I took a short break from work to present to you.. Uncle Simon. I’m sorry if this has already been done..!
I hope 2017 treats you kindly!! ☆

  • Zen: Seven, I swear all you do is sit in front of the computer all day. Why not go get some exercise?
  • Seven: What do you mean? I run all the time.
  • Zen: We should go to the gym together soo-
  • Seven: Everyday I run away from my emotions AND my problems!
  • Zen: ...
  • Seven: It's mentally exhausting.

anonymous asked:

1 and 50 please for Happy and Toby..โ˜บโ˜บโ˜บ

Here is #1, and I’ve already done #50 HERE. Also this is total mindless fluff, and it came out a little longer than just a drabble #oops. Thanks for the prompt :)



“You look pretty.” He said, instead of hello.

“You can’t see me, idiot.” She paused the TV, knowing this conversation was going to be much more entertaining.

“Oh yeah. I forgot. But I don’t have to see you to know that you look pretty. You always look pretty.”

“Are you drunk?” Happy knew the answer to that question. She knew as soon as he called that he was drunk, she should have just asked how drunk.

“Maybe a little.” His words were slurred and she heard him burp.

“Where are you?” She jumped when she heard a clattering sound.

“What was that?” She asked as soon as she heard Toby again.

“I dropped my phone.” He burped again and started muttering what may or may not be a song, she couldn’t tell. 

“Where are you?” The muttering got louder and started to sound more like actual singing.

“I’m on my way home.”

Happy sat straight up in bed as she heard squealing tires.

“Toby, you better not be driving.”

“I’m in an Uber and Jim is driving very carefully. Jim is a lovely driver. Jim is getting all five stars. Say hi, Jim.” Happy heard rustling as he moved the phone, then silence.

“Jim is the silent type.”

“How far are you from home? If I have to carry you up the stairs I’m going to be pissed.” Toby laughed so loud that she jumped and her phone spilled out of her hands, then she heard a car door shut.

“You’re pissed a lot. Why are you so angry? If you’re name is Happy shouldn’t you be happy? I wish you were happy, Happy.”

“I’ll be happy if I don’t have to carry you up the stairs.”

“Well prepare to be happy, Hap. I’m already two steps away from the door.”

She heard the front door open, and tried not to laugh as Toby stumbled his way toward their bedroom.

He flopped down on the bed, throwing himself over her legs.

Eventually, he curled up and turned to face her.

“You smell good.” He poked her nose and looked at her like he’d never seen her before.

“You don’t. What the hell did you drink?”

“I don’t even know. So many shots, so little time.”

“I thought I told Cabe to keep you guys out of trouble?” Toby rolled his eyes.

“It was Cabe’s idea. After Ralph went to bed we got crazy. We turned chess into a drinking game. Take a shot every time Sly makes a bird noise, take a shot every time Walter says something insulting that doesn’t make sense, drain your glass every time someone throws something. You get the point.”

She didn’t even want to know how many things got thrown and how much of a mess the garage could be.

“I guess there have been wilder bachelor parties.” She felt Toby nod his head against her shoulder.

“What did you and Paige do?” His voice had gotten much quieter, and she knew he would be out like a light in a minute.

“We watched movies like normal people.” She neglected to tell them that they might have also had a drink or two. 

Happy pushed him off of her and reached across to the nightstand where she’d already set out Tylenol and a bottle of water for him.

“There have definitely been wilder bachelorette parties.” She rolled her eyes as he rolled over and spread out his arms like a starfish.

“Drink.” She handed him the water.

“Nope. I drank too much already.”

“I’m glad you realize that, but if you don’t drink this now you’re going to be too hungover to get married tomorrow.” 

Toby propped himself up on his elbows.

“Oh yeah, we’re getting married tomorrow.”

She laughed.

“We’re supposed to sleep separately tonight. If we don’t it’s bad luck.”

He was silent as he took the medicine and downed the water bottle.

“Luck is a social construct.” He was playing with her hand and mumbling about how shiny her engagement ring is.

“Now is probably not the time for this conversation.”

He turned on his side to look at her, suddenly dead serious.

“I need my beauty sleep, Hap. I have to look pretty in our wedding pictures.”

In the next second, he was asleep.

Happy gently took his hat off of his head and settled in beside him.

“Goodnight, Doc.”

He lazily kissed her hair. 

“Goodnight, princess.” 

Apparently in Bottomless Pit, when Stan is telling his story, the football players have uniforms that resemble the Packers.

Soooo, headcanon that Stan is a Packers fan and he and Vlad actually met at a game and hit it off. 

Basically now I’m just thinking about grumpy old men and their sports obsessions. 

uss-space-shenanigans  asked:

Your Garcy trash saga started a civil war between ships in my fangirl heart and is now a story I read and reread before going to bed LOL Hail to the Garcy Goddess! (Seriously, your fics are amazing, thank you for creating such a beautiful Garcy story and making me a loyal member of a Garcy dumpster)

Ahahahah omg I am not the Garcy Goddess, I am more like “Furiously Paddling Underling #3″ (although I have also been called the Trash Mother, so… whatever works?) But the Trash Saga has quickly taken on a life of its own (where is that anon who coined the name, look at what you have done anon…) and has been a crapton of fun to write, so I am thoroughly enjoying myself. Come with me into the rubbish. Cooooome. I need company.

(And in news that will surprise no one, I am already 4k words deep into part 10, for very important reasons, so… I will probably post that later today. Oops.)

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Request: Can I please request Bts text messages where the members and their gf who are usually pretty sweet and loving have an argument and the boys ask for a break but then later regret it and beg for them to come back? Sorry if this has already been done :)

| Seokjin | Yoongi | Hoseok | Namjoon | Jimin | Taehyung | Jungkook |

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I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN IDK WHY I AGREED TO DO HOBI’S TEXTS FOR ADMIN COFFEE WHEN I KNEW FULL WELL THAT IT WOULD HURT ME SO I HOPE YOU ALL FEEL MY PAIN TOO AND REJOICE WHEN HOBI MAKES UP WITH YOU! Enjoy~~~~~

~Admin K(rying tbh)

P.S. Sorry that it came out so long. I think I got a bit carried away oops?

Who From Ace Attorney Should You Fight?

Phoenix Wright who wins: probably Phoenix

Phoenix’s body is probably made out of frickin iron or something this guy has  chewed and swallowed a necklace, been physically assaulted by a murderer, hit over the head with a fire extinguisher with temporary amnesia as the only consequence, was thrown head first into a telephone pole but walked away with only frickin sprained ankle, and fell from a bridge on fiRE INTO A FREEZING RIVER WITH ONLY A FEVER.  If you can catch him off guard and are extremely skilled in martial arts, you might be able to win but otherwise Nick will probably fuck you up only because his body is probably invincible to harm.

Maya Fey who wins: NO ONE BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT HAVING A FIGHT

WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU FIGHTING THE ACTUAL RAY OF SUNSHINE THAT IS MAYA FEY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH????  If for some sick reason this thought has appeared in your brain, however, she’s pretty small and probably couldn’t withstand more than one or two blows…although she’s probably agile as shit and might have learned a thing or two from the Steel Samurai.  But also dO NOT FIGHT MAYA FEY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS DO YOU HATE HAPPINESS

Miles Edgeworth who wins: Edgeworth

Yeah, you’re not gonna win this one…just look at that smug little face.  He knows infinitely more than you do, and even if you wanted to fight him you would probably regret it.  Definitely would do anything necessary to win, so have fun when you’re suffocated by his cravat.  Sorry.

The Judge who wins: you

I don’t think the judge is super ripped underneath his robes, so you can win this one…also the judge is gullible as shit, too.  That helps.

Mia Fey: who wins: probably not you

If you have a statue of “The Thinker” you might have a chance (I am a piECE OF GARBAGE)…but otherwise she will send your ass to frickin demon hell.  Don’t fight Mia Fey.

Dick Gumshoe who wins: it’s 50-50

Is he huge?  Yeah.  Is he a detective and therefore most likely trained in some sort of self defense?  Yeah.  Is he also a weenie?  Yeah.  I think you could probably win if you went for his face and fought quickly, although Gumshoe is fiercely protective of people he cares about and would probably cut a bitch if you insulted Edgeworth.  But also what did poor Gumshoe do to deserve this?? Why do you feel the need to fight him he will probably use a year’s paycheck to cover his medical expenses???  

Larry Butz who wins: you

Yeah you’ll win but at what cost???  Why do you feel the need to do this???

Wendy Oldbag who wins: hopefully you

Don’t fight Oldbag unless you are certain you can win–then PLEASE fight Oldbag I’m sorry but she just needs to stop

Manfred von Karma who wins: r u fo real

No move is too dirty for von Karma; his attacks range from whipping out a taser to fabricating evidence to frame you of murder.  You won’t win this one, buddy.

Marvin Grossberg who wins: probably you

While he’s got a lot “cushion” to take some damage, just steal his glasses because you can bet your bottom dollar that he is batshit blind without them and then punch him in the nose–he won’t see that coming!! (I am literally trash)

Winston Payne who wins: definitely you

There is like a 95% chance you will win this fight, and honestly fight Winston Payne.  He needs to be forcefully pushed off his high horse for frick’s sake he basically has the word pain in his name please do it do it for me  

Pearl Fey who wins: N O

what the FUCK is wrong with you go reevaluate your life choices you piece of garbage

Franziska von Karma who wins: probably her

Yeah, I know most of you think that she could probably hand anyone’s ass back to them howeVER if you can catch her whip somehow you can definitely absolutely stand a chance.  The sheer shock of losing her most powerful weapon will give you a pretty big opening, so I think winning is possible against Franziska.  I still don’t recommend it, though.

Morgan Fey who wins: Morgan

As much as I want you to punch Morgan Fey in the face, don’t.  You may win the battle but you will probably never, ever win the war she will plot the most convoluted revenge plot imaginable so frickin watch yourself around Morgan don’t fight her it’s for your own good

Matt Engarde who wins: you

PUNCH THIS FUCKER RIGHT IN THE FRICKIN FACE DO THE WORLD A FAVOR P L E A S E  

Dahlia Hawthorne who wins: she literally almost killed someone even though she was DEAD do you actually think this is a good idea??

Do you KNOW who Dahlia Hawthorne is?  You’re not going to win a fight–she’ll bite, scratch, pinch, scream in your face or piss on you if that’s what it takes for her to win.  

Godot: who do you frickin think dipshit

If you’re thinking to yourself, “wow I really want to fight Godot!!!” then you should definitely fight Godot so that he can wipe your miserable ass off the face of the earth I will not be coming to your funeral son

Charley who wins: haha loser you’re fighting a plant