oops if this has been done already

I can guarantee you that approximately 0% of people who are going to protest within the next few days are expecting trump to just be like “oops! Y'all got me! I’ll resign” because that’s not the point. Protesting can’t automatically undo what has already been done, but it does send a message of distaste, shows that people will make noise if they sense injustice, and signifies that citizens will continue to protest as worse things (may) happen. It’s a response, not a plea

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when you find a pawn partner, plans to dominate the world together taste so much sweeter

Things to say to your partner during sex
  • Hooray Im Dan yaaaaay
  • Dont easily die here
  • Autobots roll out. Youre dead
  • Im in space! Ross sucks
  • Purple planet death party 
  • run for life oh fuck shit
  • eat dicks arnold fuck you you su
  • astro chicken rocks socks
  • Orteeeeegggaa
  • Dont fall in this time dickweed
  • Dont fall in this time either cock
  • 8 million ways to die: choose 1
  • kinda nervewracking like that?
  • puched a child

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!!
Did you see this wonderful and great comic that the always lovely @mafia-and-coloring-books​ made for me?? I was very inspired by the first panel so I took a short break from work to present to you.. Uncle Simon. I’m sorry if this has already been done..!
I hope 2017 treats you kindly!! ☆

Apparently in Bottomless Pit, when Stan is telling his story, the football players have uniforms that resemble the Packers.

Soooo, headcanon that Stan is a Packers fan and he and Vlad actually met at a game and hit it off. 

Basically now I’m just thinking about grumpy old men and their sports obsessions. 

Who From Ace Attorney Should You Fight?

Phoenix Wright who wins: probably Phoenix

Phoenix’s body is probably made out of frickin iron or something this guy has  chewed and swallowed a necklace, been physically assaulted by a murderer, hit over the head with a fire extinguisher with temporary amnesia as the only consequence, was thrown head first into a telephone pole but walked away with only frickin sprained ankle, and fell from a bridge on fiRE INTO A FREEZING RIVER WITH ONLY A FEVER.  If you can catch him off guard and are extremely skilled in martial arts, you might be able to win but otherwise Nick will probably fuck you up only because his body is probably invincible to harm.

Maya Fey who wins: NO ONE BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT HAVING A FIGHT

WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU FIGHTING THE ACTUAL RAY OF SUNSHINE THAT IS MAYA FEY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH????  If for some sick reason this thought has appeared in your brain, however, she’s pretty small and probably couldn’t withstand more than one or two blows…although she’s probably agile as shit and might have learned a thing or two from the Steel Samurai.  But also dO NOT FIGHT MAYA FEY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS DO YOU HATE HAPPINESS

Miles Edgeworth who wins: Edgeworth

Yeah, you’re not gonna win this one…just look at that smug little face.  He knows infinitely more than you do, and even if you wanted to fight him you would probably regret it.  Definitely would do anything necessary to win, so have fun when you’re suffocated by his cravat.  Sorry.

The Judge who wins: you

I don’t think the judge is super ripped underneath his robes, so you can win this one…also the judge is gullible as shit, too.  That helps.

Mia Fey: who wins: probably not you

If you have a statue of “The Thinker” you might have a chance (I am a piECE OF GARBAGE)…but otherwise she will send your ass to frickin demon hell.  Don’t fight Mia Fey.

Dick Gumshoe who wins: it’s 50-50

Is he huge?  Yeah.  Is he a detective and therefore most likely trained in some sort of self defense?  Yeah.  Is he also a weenie?  Yeah.  I think you could probably win if you went for his face and fought quickly, although Gumshoe is fiercely protective of people he cares about and would probably cut a bitch if you insulted Edgeworth.  But also what did poor Gumshoe do to deserve this?? Why do you feel the need to fight him he will probably use a year’s paycheck to cover his medical expenses???  

Larry Butz who wins: you

Yeah you’ll win but at what cost???  Why do you feel the need to do this???

Wendy Oldbag who wins: hopefully you

Don’t fight Oldbag unless you are certain you can win–then PLEASE fight Oldbag I’m sorry but she just needs to stop

Manfred von Karma who wins: r u fo real

No move is too dirty for von Karma; his attacks range from whipping out a taser to fabricating evidence to frame you of murder.  You won’t win this one, buddy.

Marvin Grossberg who wins: probably you

While he’s got a lot “cushion” to take some damage, just steal his glasses because you can bet your bottom dollar that he is batshit blind without them and then punch him in the nose–he won’t see that coming!! (I am literally trash)

Winston Payne who wins: definitely you

There is like a 95% chance you will win this fight, and honestly fight Winston Payne.  He needs to be forcefully pushed off his high horse for frick’s sake he basically has the word pain in his name please do it do it for me  

Pearl Fey who wins: N O

what the FUCK is wrong with you go reevaluate your life choices you piece of garbage

Franziska von Karma who wins: probably her

Yeah, I know most of you think that she could probably hand anyone’s ass back to them howeVER if you can catch her whip somehow you can definitely absolutely stand a chance.  The sheer shock of losing her most powerful weapon will give you a pretty big opening, so I think winning is possible against Franziska.  I still don’t recommend it, though.

Morgan Fey who wins: Morgan

As much as I want you to punch Morgan Fey in the face, don’t.  You may win the battle but you will probably never, ever win the war she will plot the most convoluted revenge plot imaginable so frickin watch yourself around Morgan don’t fight her it’s for your own good

Matt Engarde who wins: you

PUNCH THIS FUCKER RIGHT IN THE FRICKIN FACE DO THE WORLD A FAVOR P L E A S E  

Dahlia Hawthorne who wins: she literally almost killed someone even though she was DEAD do you actually think this is a good idea??

Do you KNOW who Dahlia Hawthorne is?  You’re not going to win a fight–she’ll bite, scratch, pinch, scream in your face or piss on you if that’s what it takes for her to win.  

Godot: who do you frickin think dipshit

If you’re thinking to yourself, “wow I really want to fight Godot!!!” then you should definitely fight Godot so that he can wipe your miserable ass off the face of the earth I will not be coming to your funeral son

Charley who wins: haha loser you’re fighting a plant

adie638  asked:

So I've been rewatching Jessica Jones and I've been noticing some hella parallels between Kilgrave and Damien. I know this is going to get a cagey response but was this intentional? Is Damien going down the Kilgrave path?

I can actually give a non-cagey response because the answer is: Damien originally was Kilgrave. I had finished writing the first season by the time Jessica Jones came out and was in the midst of writing the second, in which Damien becomes an actual voice character. I had his entire character figured out and then I watched Jessica Jones and my stomach plummeted to the floor. Oops, there he was. He already existed and I couldn’t write him anymore.

I wasn’t familiar with the character of Jessica Jones or Kilgrave before then (is he in the comics? I know nothing) but then I watched and realized I needed to change everything because someone had written the character that was in my brain and done it way better than I ever could. 

It ended up being a blessing because Damien has become a more interesting character (partly out of the necessity of writing him differently and mostly because of Charlie, his voice actor). It has been a bigger writing challenge in a lot of ways and changing the character of Damien changed the course of the second season in a way that was really exciting and fun. 

That’s not to say that Kilgrave isn’t an interesting character - he really, really is. But I think if I had written him, I wouldn’t have approached him with the same kind of sensitivity and expertise that the Jessica Jones writers have. I’m so happy that character is in their hands, because they do a wonderful, meaningful job with him. Watching Jessica Jones and having to alter the character was really a blessing. 

So, yes, there are parallels. But ultimately, Damien is not nearly as powerful as Kilgrave, which affects everything about his character. Also, the nature of obsession being sexual is something I’ve very intentionally avoided with Damien, whereas it is at the forefront of Kilgrave’s character. As for going down the “Kilgrave path”, that question could be asking a multitude of things and that I will be cagey about and give no answer. 

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Ok but what about an AU where a monster or something turns Genos into a little chibi
And Saitama has to live with him like this for a few weeks, and has to deal with the stress of worrying about stepping on him or rolling over in his sleep and crushing his little cyborg bean

I shouldn’t be allowed to draw at 2am…