oops i forgot this was in my drafts

A few things about Andrew Minyard,,

- he makes other people tie his shoelaces for him
- hes a blanket monster, doesn’t even leave Neil the sheet ok, poor kid has to sleep in sweatpants and a hoodie in the winter
- secretly does a lot of research about it and only buys the best quality food for the cats
- he’s the only person in his apartment building that ever buys girls scout cookies but he always buys enough to make it worth their time stopping by, he has like 20 boxes of thin mints stashed in the freezer at all times
- he uses an electric toothbrush but it’s like a cheap ninja turtles one from target
- cooks and cleans but DOES NOT do dishes, he will literally let them pile up to the ceiling and then when there’s none left that are clean, if no one else does them, he’ll just throw them all away and go buy new ones
- (eventually they discover paper plates and plastic silverware)
- hates horror movies (not because they’re scary, it’s because they’re predictable)
- Neil is the first person (besides Andrew) to realize Andrew needs reading glasses, and he makes him get some and Andrew carries them with him all the time but only uses them when he absolutely has to
- “I dont need glasses, i dont want to see your ugly face”
- “shut up and try them on or I’m selling the car and buying a minivan.”
- he only does autographs for his kid fans
- once he gets on his pro team people (kevin and nicky) keep pushing him to dress in more colors instead of just black all the time so he gets a bunch of neon armbands and wears a different set every day,, hot pink,, lime green,, fucking yellow, obscenely bright orange,,, other than that his wardrobe doesn’t change
- learned how to sew when he was younger because none of his clothes ever fit right and he always has to make adjustments
- has a savings account that he puts money into every chance he gets and whenever neil asks about it he pulls these random excuses out of his ass (“it’s for candy”, “I’m gonna hire someone to hide your body after I kill you”, “I almost have enough to buy out Exites so that I can shut it down permanently") but it’s actually for the foxes’ kids

Alternate Song Titles for “Razia’s Shadow”

Genesis: I’m not sure what’s going on but it sounds cool

The Missing Piece: Cute couple song

Life is Looking Up: Nothing’s good enough for Ahrima

The Spider And The Lamps: Ahrima Fucks Up

Toba The Tura: Ahrima Realizes he Fucked Up

The Oracle: Prophecy™

A Thousand Year, Minute-Long Intermission: The Only Song in this Musical that has any Chill

The Exit: Adakias is too pure and Pallis is bitter

It’s True Love: Cute couple song Part 2

Meet The King: “Fuck you, Dad, you don’t understand!”

Holy The Sea:  Spooky Brothers Know All

Doctor Doctor: Moral of the Story, don’t trust weird old men who live in a shack in the middle of the woods and claim to be a doctor.

The End And The Beginning: Alliteration, character development, and heartache

or just “Pallis Fucks Up”


bones summer hiatus rewatch4x03: man in the outhouse
“You know what? If Mark and Jason don’t know how lucky they are, they don’t deserve you in the first place.