We know Lance is super smart, but... Headcanon that sometimes in everyday situations (or what counts for everyday situations when you're fighting a space war) he just loses all common sense and says and does dumb things. It happens so much and it's so funny that the team starts calling these times Lance Moments. Even when someone else does a dumb thing, it is called having a Lance Moment.
dude sorry this was one of those asks i’ve been sitting on bc i just. love to think of not only lance moments. but a whole array of paladin moments.
lance moment: when you get too overconfident and embarrass yourself
origin: “wow that’s like 1000 plus 10″, and other greatest hits
example: shiro: hey guys be careful there’s a bunch of debris up ahead keith: whatever i can handle it [promptly crashes into space garbage] pidge: LMAOOO KEITH LANCED UP
keith moment: when you forget all social etiquette
origin: just when the other kids had finally acclimated him to Teenage Interactions, he tried to fistbump a diplomat and it was interpreted as an attack
example: alien host: and here is our most sacred animal pidge: eww lance: [slapping a hand over her mouth] what keith here meant to say was,
pidge almost has more keith moments than keith. but keith’s are always more disastrous so he holds the title.
pidge moment: when you completely forget that there’s something else you’re supposed to be doing
origin: pidge was supposed to be developing a virus or something so everyone left her alone but after a full day somebody checked on her and it turns out she got distracted and had actually been programming a game on her computer
example: coran: oh, hunk! did you finish recalibrating the teludav? hunk: [surrounded by books on taujeerian biology] did i what pidge: AHA!! IT WASN’T ME THIS TIME!!
hunk moment: when you get overemotional at inopportune times
origin: everyone pulled off an incredible maneuver in the middle of a battle and hunk started tearing up and talking about how much he loves everyone and “hunk, i love you too buddy, but maybe save this for later”
example: shiro: …and you’re such a smart and talented young lady and i’m so proud of everything you’ve accomplished– pidge: ok ok i know hunk thank you but i really need to be hacking into this server right now
shiro moment: when you accidentally let something really morbid slip out
origin: after two sleepless nights, allura asked shiro if there was anything he needed and he replied in a monotone “the sweet embrace of death”
example: coran: it’s a fascinating creature honestly! once it has completed growing, it only has ten quintants before its body begins destroying itself. lance: goals keith: …are you ok? that was a very shiro thing to say.
allura moment: when you surprise everyone with a previously unknown kickass ability
origin: the shapeshifting thing, and probably many others
example: pidge: [grabs a stick and knocks a bomb far into the distance] lance: what the heck pidge: what? matt and i used to play baseball all the time, i’m pretty good at it lance: god you’re such an allura
coran moment: when you pull a paladin moment, but play it off flawlessly
origin: anything he ever says. he’s making up half the nonsense that comes out of his mouth. nobody notices or calls him out on it.
example: there are none. coran is the only being known to pull off a coran moment.
ROWANS HEART BREAKING WHEN HE SEES CELAENA AND NOT AELIN THIS IS TOO MUCH
NOOOOO listen i know like……can you imagine? Rowan having to react to Celaena? Celaena, who can’t stomach excessive contact or expression of love? Celaena, who stepped away from him and his attempt to comfort her when Arobynn was killed? Celaena, who wanted to die and was very much suicidal and depressed, who begged for trouble so she could feed on her own misery?
This is the Celaena that Rowan knows, that Rowan helped come out of the darkness. Celaena is Aelin’s defense mechanism. Aelin turned to Celaena’s anonymity, her ruthlessness and wicked, cunning nature, when she didn’t have the strength to face her parents’ deaths. Or Sam’s. Or Nehemia’s. Or Endovier. Celaena is the assassin who will win at all costs, prevail against all odds, and not feel anything but the killing calm and writhing anger beneath it. But…. Aelin is the Warrior. Aelin is the hope, the dream, of a better world. Aelin can’t cut corners like Celaena did. Not as a queen, at least. Aelin had to peer into the shadows and show them her flame to come out of her despair in Heir of Fire. She had to work and continues to have to work for Aelin to triumph in the face of everything going on, every single day. Being Aelin is a constant battle for her. One that she and those around her are helping develop.
So for Rowan to have to cross oceans and endure her absence for so long, only to find her having retreated into Celaena’s comforting shadow and darkness….it’s a step back. It’s Aelin’s crutch. and I would never blame her for needing that in the isolation, the torture, the loneliness, but I can only imagine how that could impact Rowan as well. Because Rowan won’t be able to slip into who he was when Lyria was murdered. If Aelin has shifted into Celaena, he can’t give up too. He has to hold the line. For the both of them. And for Rowan to tell Aelin how much he loves her, how much hope he has for her, and for Aelin to be in Celaena’s mentality….that’s heartbreaking. Celaena was never able to reciprocate those things—not to Sam, or Chaol, or Dorian. Even if she wanted to, she couldn’t. Not while being the Celaena-branded coward that doesn’t face the enormity of her responsibilities. So Rowan finding Celaena instead of Aelin in Maeve’s hold….that’s utterly devastating.
Anyway………I got carried away and now I’m crying. Oops. U asked for it. But yes yeah that’s how I feel about Aelin falling back on Celaena while being tortured by Cairn/Maeve in tog6. And yes, I will most definitely be writing fanfics on this. I literally can’t help myself.
“…And now, we have a special treat for our audience: the unmasking of Ladybug! A round of applause please!”
Remember that carnival AU? Here’s my take on Alya aka Lady Wifi - the master of ceremonies and the ever-vigilant seeker of the truth! She probably dictates how the show goes (with her pause and play abilities) and will do almost anything to find out who Ladybug really is!! Wonder how LB and CN defeated her this time ^^
Hi! Can you write fluffy headcanons with jealous RFA and Vanderwood (he's cool)? Perhaps someone was flirting with MC?
sorry this took so long to write! and also, please look at my rules before requesting. I don’t know how to add a link in my description, but I did say to look at my hashtag RULES. please do so in the future. -Green
-you two were out together just window shopping
-eventually you made it in a comic shop and you had accidentally split up because of your different interests
-which Yoosung was okay with because it was a small shop and you were really just an isle or two away
-while he was looking at LOLOL merch, he found a small figurine that he remembers is from one of your favorite shows!
-he knows he can’t buy it, but he wants to show it to you!!
-so he grabs the box with the figure in it and looks around for you
-he sees you with a big book in your hands, trying to read (or just ignore without being too rude) while a tall man loomed over you and continued to talk to you
-his cheeks get really red and he literally starts to pout
-before he solves the issue, he walks over and buys the item
-he wasn’t before but GOD he needs some leverage so he does
-yoosung takes the figure out and then jogs over to you, proudly holding it in the air
-”MC!! look!!! :DD”
-you look up from the book and you squeal at what he’s holding
-”Yoosung!! Oh my gosh, did you buy that??”
-yes of course, he replies, bc u r the best gf ever
-he gives it to you and gives you a kiss on the cheek, then looks at the book you have
-it’s an LOLOL guide that shows concept art and how to get all the special armor
-”awww!! we had the same idea!”
-honestly you two just start being really cute right in front of this dude.
-yoosung just slowly and surely. shoves this guy away
-you totally notice but don’t say anything until later
-by saying something you give him a big ol kiss on the lips
-both of you are out at the park
-because nothing is better than the park!!!
-they’re perfect for Saeyoung
-he’s chasing you around the playground, and you’re screaming and giggling
-it’s honestly really cute and he can’t help but lag in his running because he could ANNIHILATE YOU if he wanted but you’re too cute he just wants to keep hear you laughing
-eventually he ducks under the slide so you can’t see him and waits until you’ve stopped running so he can. SNEAk ATTACK
-everything was going according to plan. your back turned toward him, looking around, you’re on the tips of ur toes, and ur a giggling mess
-except. he. was not a part of his plan?
-honestly who hits on people at a park
-when he sees this dude come up and just start flirting right away he’s like MC RUN AWAY???
-but you’re too out of it to notice so you just kind of dismiss it while looking for Saeyoung
-so he continues with his plan and sneaks up on you
-picks you up from behind and spins u!!!
-you are YELLING
-this dude is also yelling
-saeyoung is LAUGhiNG,,,it’s so f u nn y??/
-eventually he’ll put you down and then just kiss you all over your face
-then turn to the guy and be like “oh who r u”
-the dude just walks away.
-you convinced Jumin to go on. a normal date
-where you both weren’t super dressed up and eating 100$ meals
-instead you got him into some casual clothes, and you brought him into town
-he was totally out of his element and super weirded out by the commoners
-so he’s stuck to you like glue. you are his only light in this mess.
-but he won’t complain because you’re having a lot of fun so he tries to relax and enjoy everything like you are
-while it’s not to the same extent, he does start having some fun
-but fun drops all the way when he sees how. rude??? all the dudes are ?
-he swears that he saw someone slap your ass but you keep denying it
-he don’t believe u.,,,
-now you two are together just looking at the city lights and walking hand in hand
-not as many people are out and it’s not a shady place, so Jumin is actually pretty relaxed
-t h e nn,,,,
-a man comes up and like. slaps your ass
-but like. really fucking hard guys
-you stumble in your place
- OH H E LL N O
-jumin doesn’t even think about it he grabs this guy and SHOVES HIM INTO THE BUILDING NEAR U GUYS
-starts chewing this guy out. doesn’t punch him or anything just yells at him and venting about how commoners are the worst people to exist
-and guys jumin is really intimidating so this guy looks like he’s going to cry
-you start to feel bad because he looks so scared so you have to drag Jumin back and tell the rude asshole to scram
-and then jumin. oh my god guys
-once this guy leaves, Jumin slaps him SO HARD ON THE ASS THAT YOU Can HEAR IT and the guy runs the FUCk away
-YOU START LAUGHinG SO O BAD ,,,
-it’s the best night of your LIFE
-mmm coffee dates!!
-you both treat yourselves to this really expensive coffee house and Jaehee looks like she’s in heaven
-it’s been 10 minutes and she still can’t decide what drink she wants
-so you left her and explored the shop a bit
-it’s really a cute place! and they got a little library!
-you read a little, when someone walks up to you
-you think it’s Jaehee so you’re about to greet her with a smile when you see it’s actually a dude
-woops. you apologize and he laughs
-why he laughing??
-you’re super awkward so you can’t bring yourself to leave as this dude tries to charm and get to know you
-eventually Jaehee knows what she wants and looks around at her spot for you
-sees you and the dude
-but she really doesn’t want to make a scene so she calls your name
-”MC!! Honey, I know what I want now! I miss you dearly so come here so I can give you a kiss??”
-that is SO EMBARRASSING for her to say… but she can’t help it she just wants the dude to get the hint and leave u alone
-he does, thank god
-and you take that offer Jaehee gave you, gladly ;0
-you’re at his play!!
-unfortunately you’re sitting alone, but you’re so happy to see him play!
-but since you’re alone, this guy next to you is totally chatting up during the whole play and you have no way to escape
-during intermission, you quickly leave with the excuse you have to use the bathroom
-oops, when u come out there’s the dude
-was he waiting for you to come out?
-you’re seriously getting creeped out so you text Zen to come out of backstage
-he does as fast as he can, even tho he isn’t allowed to but he loves you so he doesn’t care
-as soon as he sees this dude and how uncomfortable Zen totally is like. OK.i know what i must do
-quickly swipes up next to you and places an arm around your waist.
-he tries to keep himself together but on the inside he is suffering while he shakes this guys hand
-”you called me over, is something wrong babe?” he asks you and purposefully kisses u on the cheek so this guy knows you are taken
-”he.. well, he followed and waited for me to come out of the bathroom..”
-long story short: the dude is kicked out for harassment
-you think it’s a little bit of a stretch… but seeing Zen so flustered and worked up makes it totally worth it.