- Which one sexts like a straight white boy?
Rung. I can’t even elaborate. Rung doesn’t even know how to use emojis. He thought Whirl’s messaging system was broken because of the abundance of semicolons and brackets arranged next to each other [ ;) ]
OOPS I read that as ‘texts’ not ‘sexts’
Oh, Whirl sexts like a horny bellend. If Rung sexted he’d rank in the league of Shakespear.
- Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?
What? Whirl didn’t cry! He certainly didn’t hug the pillow, he definitely didn’t need Rung to pat him on the shoulder and promise him it would all be okay for Bambi at the end.
- Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?
Whirl, for science.
- Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?
Whirl - but it never works, no matter how often he tries. This is why Rung wears glasses - to avoid getting poked in the eye.
- Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?
Rung puts his feet on Whirl, but Whirl likes it.
- Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?
They both do together, but Whirl regrets the experience because Rung analyses all of the characters and their motives and their cognitive developments constantly
- Who laughs more during sex?
Whirl laughs at his own crude jokes, (which happens often) Rung laughs least and Whirl considers it a massive achievement if he can coax a giggle out of him when they’re frickle-fracking …
Whirl liked to be held when things overwhelm him. It isn’t often, but sometimes on the really quiet nights…