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MARS MEDIA (the production company of “Catherine the Great”) : Мы планируем в начале февраля доснять несколько сцен, зимнюю натуру. Потом начнется постпродакшн. И есть вероятность, что сериал выйдет на Первом канале в мае 2015 года. Но, к сожалению, точно мы сказать не можем - на канале могут изменить дату показа.

“We plan in early February to take a few scenes of winter nature. And then begins post-production. And it is likely that the series will be released on the First Channel in May 2015. But  unfortunately, though we can not say, the channel may change the date of premiere”.

Imagining Emma taking H00k on Jerry Springer to reveal a secret to him.

Jerry: Well, Emma. You’ve came on the show today to reveal something to your boyfriend of….4 months is it?

Emma: yeah, Jerry. We’ve been together for ~awhile~ now and I love him… I really do…

Jerry: but you’ve been hiding something from him, haven’t you?

Emma: *sighs* I have.

Jerry: what do you have to tell him today?

Emma: …. That….. I’m gay.

Crowd: oOoOooOooOoOoOhhh.

Emma: ….and that I’ve been emotionally cheating on him with the mother of my son.

Crowd: *gasps*


sorry I watch too much Jerry springer at night and I keep thinking of this scenario in my head and laughing.