oooh you

anonymous asked:

bh/cn flirt off?

“Is it hot in here?” Eve asked suddenly.  Elesis glanced up from where she was leaning on her girlfriend’s metal shoulder.

“Can’t you not feel temperature?”

Eve shrugged.  “Must be just you.”

Elesis blinked, then a slow grin spread across her face and she sat up. “Are you trying to flirt, my dear darling queen?”

“Perhaps,” Eve acknowledged.  Elesis’ grin grew wider.

“Your eyes are prettier than Ryota’s wares,” she purred, reaching up to stroke Eve’s cheek.  The light in Eve’s glass eyes flickered.

“Are they?  I’ve always been partial to your tummy.  Smooth, supple, and perfect for tickling,” Eve murmured, reaching out and pressing her hand flat against Elesis’ bare stomach.  Elesis shivered.

“Oooh, if you’re trying to spear me tonight, it won’t work~”

Eve tilted her head. “Spear you?  This is a friendly competition.”

“…Right. You don’t get innuendos.  Well-”

“Get a room,” Rena grumbled.  Elesis cackled.  Eve shrugged, swept Elesis up in her arms, and walked out to do just that.

bahare-uzuchiha  asked:

Hey darling~ this is the sns week surprise fairy~ Wanted to tell you a story about Naruto being all “I know it sounds sstupid but you look exactly like my lover, can I have your number” toward a black hair boy he just met, Sasuke wasn’t impressed! But the memory was never forgotten~

oooh! Thank you! :D sounds like a beginning to a really good and dramatic fanfic

anonymous asked:

hi! would anyone like an estranged older brother plot? i'm thinking something might've led the two siblings astray (someone getting kidnapped maybe?) and them finding their way back to each other? thank you!

oooh, this sounds interesting !! would anyone fancy plotting with this lovely ?? 

Victor and Yuuri are the kind of couple who’d plan to propose to each other on the exact same day and Yuuri pulls Victor to the side with a “Victor, there’s something I wanna ask you–” as he’s taking out the little velvet box and Victor just goes “oh no”. And Yuuri gets all insecure because does he not want to, is this rejection, is it too soon? And he gets all small and toys with the box in his hands, stumbling over his words to make it better because imsorryitsokaywedonthavetoifyourenotcomfortable but Victor stops him, grabbing him by the shoulders like “no, no, I mean—"and he takes out a ring from his coat pocket "I was going to slip this into your drink tonight at dinner” and then they both start crying and they’re touching foreheads as they put the rings on each other and I’m dying in the back because I love them

can you believe how many canon pick up lines lance has?

  • “you’re out of this world”
  • “what do you know mullet”
  • “it’s meow or never”
  • “you know lance n keith neck n neck”
  • “you are looking feline!”
  • “oooh are you scared?”
  • “i think you’re clawsome!”
  • “shut your quiznak”
  • “you’re the most beautiful girl in the world….i ain’t lyin’ (lion!)”
  • “we did it. we are a good team”
  • “i better use my ice blast…because my heart is on fire”
  • “keith, buddy, my man?”
  • “you’re outta this world, and i would know!”
  • “sharp work samurai”
  • “i’m homesick for earth, but lovesick for you”
  • “jealousy thy name is keith”
  • “keith the other one”
  • “sorry shiro, i was trying to hit keith”
  • “i think you’re purr-fect”
  • “i’d recognize that mullet anywhere!”
  • “i’d be blue without you”
  • “and keith is always doing things like flying into asteroid fields and cool junk like that”

he has so many :///

yoi fanfic rec list

hey guys, i promised to recommend you a few victuuri fanfics and here goes the list!

FLUFF:

When He’s Not Even Trying by qwartooty (2,8k words, chapters 1/1)

“Do you have any kinks?”
Viktor looked down at Phichit, surprised. “Excuse me?”
“Fetishes. Turn-ons. Things that make you go, ‘Oooh! Wow! Yeah!’”
“I know what a kink is. Why are you asking me that kind of question?”
“Don’t look so scandalized. It’s for my psychology project. Which I just told you about, but you were too busy drooling over Yuuri to listen,” Phichit said.

One Night to Blow by qwartooty (3k words, chapters 1/1)

Victor’s and Yuri’s bachelor parties (incl. Victor throwing money at pole dancing Yuuri)

Stupidly Happy With You by qwartooty (3k words, chapters 1/1) 

“You have that stupid look on your face again,” Yurio said, skating up to where Viktor was watching Yuuri.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Viktor said, putting on a very deliberate frown.
“Face it- Katsudon is sucking the cool right out of you.“
“He’s not sucking anything out of me.”
“Ohoho?” Phichit glided by them with a gleefully scandalized look on his face.

i’m not upset by bixgchan (2,5k words, chapters 2/2)

Yuuri-is-only-mine-please-back-off (aka possessive! Victor)

Addicted (to the taste of you) by smudgesofink (6k words, chapters 1/1)

post ep. 7 universe, dinner with friends (Phichit, Chris etc.) after the Cup of China: Yuuri can’t focus on anything other than Victor, incl. lots of teasing, lots of making out

From The Moon by ButterBeerBitch (5k words, chapters 1/1)

that one time Victor finds out why Yuuri has never let him inside his bedroom

Look & See by icterine (3,5k words, chapters 1/1)

This year, Victor Nikiforov falls in love at the Grand Prix Banquet. He’s so glad he decided to show up.

kairosclerosis by celestialfics (1k words, chapters 1/1)

St Petersburg, domestic Victuuri - this should explain it all :)

Unwritten by kaizuka (34k words, chapters 6/6) - a total classic

Soulmates AU where whatever you write on your own skin appears on your soulmate.

SMUT:

Patience by martialartist816 (3,5k words, chapters 1/1)

"You said you wanted me to do something that would excite you.” Yuuri’s voice sounded cool and even above him. Victor suspected he wore a small smile. “This is what I thought of.”

Russians Do It Differently by martialartist816 (3k words, chapters 1/1)

Victor doesn’t understand the concept of personal space. Yuuri isn’t complaining.

Appreciation by anonymous (4k words, chapters 1/1)

Victor takes care of Yuuri after the Cup of China

  • so the first meeting Marius brings Cosette along to 
  • (obviously everyone loves her bc she’s a ray of sunshine)
  • only Enjolras and Grantaire don’t come to say hi bc they’re red faced and screaming at each other
  • R is stood on a chair in order to maintain eye contact 
  • “YOU’RE A WANKER” “COME AT ME WHEN YOU HAVE A GENUINE ARGUMENT” “OOOH BOY! YOU WANNA SEE A PROPER ARGUMENT?” “WEAK!!” “”YOU’RE SO FUCKING INFURIATING” THE FEELING’S MUTUAL, TOSSER”
  • poor Cosette,, so small… so confused.,..,
  • “oh man it’s so sad you don’t all get along, they must really hate each other to be shouting like that!!”
  • Courf kind of just squints at her for a while the says
  • “well they’ve been married for three years so”
defender of justice by day, lil pepper at night
  • yoosung: Seven! What's your street name?
  • 707: Lil Pepper.
  • yoosung:
  • yoosung: you live on a street named, "Lil Pepper"?
  • 707: oooh, you meant my address?

Guys I don’t fucking have WORDS for thiS FUCKING SCENE EXCEPT THAT IT WAS SUCH A FUCKING SCENE.

LIKE SHE CAUGHT ON IMMEDIATELY?? BUT LIKE SHE’S NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL?

INSTEAD SHE’S LIKE OOOH WHAT ARE YOU HIDING YOU DORK? IS IT A SURPRISE PARTY? DID YOU BUY ME ICE CREAM?

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FACE. THIS FACE TRUSTS KILLIAN FUCKING JONES COMPLETELY. WITH THE EYEBROW ARCHING AND THE SMILE-Y SMILING LIKE SHE LOVES HIM SO MUCH AND SHE TRUSTS HIM SO MUCH THAT EVEN THOUGH HER SUPER POWER IS FLASHING, SHE’S LIKE AHHH HE’S BEING A DORK

AND LIKE ON THE OTHER SIDE THERE IS THIS ASSHOLE. WHO RESPECTS HER SUPERPOWER SO MUCH THAT HE INSTANTLY DROPS THE ACT.

EMMA FUCKING SWAN TRUSTS KILLIAN FUCKING JONES SO MUCH YOU GUYS WHAT THE FUCK

AND THE SECOND HE GETS SERIOUS, LOOK AT HER FACE. JUST CONCERNNNNNN

AND HIS FUCKING SWALLOW. THE YOU WERE GONNA DIE EMMA.

THAT SHIT IS SO REAL AND HE KNOWS IT AND SHE KNOWS IT AND HE WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT HER AND THAT FUCKING SWALLOW HE DOES.

MAKE A MILLION GIFS OF THIS MOMENT WHERE KILLIAN JONES TELLS EMMA SWAN HE WAS SO AFRAID THAT HE WAS GONNA LOSE HER THAT HE NEEDED TO TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT IT, THAT HE NEEDED TO SHARE HIS FEELINGS LIKE

AND THIS FACE BECAUSE LOOK AT THE THOUGHTS LIKE HE’S TELLING EMMA HOW MUCH SHE MEANS TO HIM AND HOW HE JUST WANTS TO BE WITH HER AS MUCH AS HE CAN BECAUSE LIFE IS PRECIOUS AND DAVID STILL SEEMS TO THINK HE’S A PIRATE AND I CANNOT DEAL

THIS. FUCKING. FACE. *SLAMS DESK*

I AM LEGIT GONNA BREAK MY KEYBOARD. FEELINGS SHARED MY ASS.

I LIKE FEELINGS ONCE IN A WHILE.

YEAH ME TOO EMMA

NOT LIKE FUCKING THIS THOUGH

THIS IS FAR TOO MUCH

I CANNOT HANDLE THIS YOU GUYS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

ALSO! BOAT! SAFETY! LET US NOT FORGET THAT KILLIAN JONES IS A NERD FOR BOAT SAFETY AND EMMA SWAN THINKS IT IS ADORABLE!

THAT IS ALL BAI