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@lesbianalluraweek Day 2: Coming out/Telling the team

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Fashion Icon of Oslo- aka Tarjei Sandvik Moe- gives Henrik Holm some tips just in time for Fashion Week

(click for full view) This is super late but I don’t care, I am absolutely over the moon with happiness with the confirmation of Jughead Jones’ asexuality, I’m going to go on a huge corny ramble below the cut because holy Christ Almighty does this mean a lot to me…

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All hail showers, the worlds greatest source of inspiration. 

  • It’s April 1st, and Nicky decides to go on a pranking spree 
  • This naturally starts a prank war
  • What happens during this prank war is actually not important to our story, so I’ll leave that to you guys.
  • What is important is that Neil keeps getting pranked because he doesn’t know what April Fools is. 
  • At the end of the day Nicky explains and he just goes “oh”. Ya know, that kind of “oh” that really means “oooh I should do that" 
  • Well the foxes forget all about it. 
  • But Neil doesn’t. 
  • See this whole post is born from the fact that we, as a fandom, seldom talk about Neil spending nearly a decade switching personalities like most people switch clothes.
  • Not Neil tho he’s better with personality than clothes I mean Jesus fuck kid, jorts? 
  • What I’m getting at here is: Neil is fucking amazing at impressions.
  • Which the Foxes find out the next April when Neil shows up to practice in the morning with black hair, green color contacts, and a tattoo of a chess queen on his cheek.
  • Kevin is horrified.
  • The upperclassmen are delighted.
  • Nicky starts laughing literally every time Mini Kevin opens his mouth.
  • Aaron acts like he doesn’t care but he secretly records the whole thing with his phone and it’s gold.
  • He doesn’t show it, but this is the first thing Andrew’s found genuinely funny since he got off his meds.
  • Neil doesn’t break character once, no matter how many times Kevin tries to trip him. His imitiation of Kevin’s voice is perfect. He berates Andrew for his eating, criticizes everyone and everything during practice, real Kevin included, and mutters curses in French whenever something doesn’t go his way.
  • The foxes would’ve gotten tired of it quick if not for real Kevin acting NOTHING like himself for all of this. It’s like Mini Kevin stole his personality.
  • Right after afternoon practice Kevin gets a phone call from Jeremy.
  • Aaron uploaded the video to youtube and it got over a million views in under an hour and a half. The trojans are watching it on repeat. Jean laughed so hard he fell back from his chair and hit his head on the floor, rendering him briefly unconscious.
  • Kevin doesn’t tell anyone about this.
  • (Not that he needed to. Jean already called Renee and told her the story between fits of laughter.)
  • It makes the evening sports review channel news.
  • But by next morning it’s back to regular Neil.
  • And that’s the story of how Neil was invited to guest on Saturday Night Live

Shadowhunters AU

Where the Lightwoods take note of Alec’s sexuality earlier, after he had his parabatai bond with Jace but still a teenager, and decide to hire a warlock (not Magnus because I’d rather Alec be an actual adult when they meet for shipping purposes) to ~*magic*~ the gay away.

The warlock, not being a complete bastard, talks to Alec in private (because he needs specifics if the spell is to work properly and boys rarely tell the truth if they think their parents can hear, he tells the Lightwoods) and lays it out for him.  There is no spell, he can wave his hands and send pretty lights and sparkles out, and Alec can go back to living in the closet to make his family proud.  Or he can fool his parents for as long as he needs to to get out, and the warlock will find him a safe place to stay where people won’t try to ‘fix’ him.

Alec takes option 2 and slowly makes a name for himself with downworlders as an independent shadowhunter that truly cares (I’m thinking a Batman or Archangel-like figure that the Clave is aware of, but doesn’t really expend resources on unmasking because he helps more that he hurts them).  

By the time season 1 starts he’s been dating Magnus for a year or so, has friends and connection throughout all the downworld, and has been tracking all the Valentine rumors (and relaying them to Jace and Izzy, cause let’s be honest, they would never have taken any side but Alecs).