EXO reaction to you wanting them to kill a cockroach (ot12)
Suho: As soon as you saw the little monster crawling under the TV you started throwing everything you had on hand to get rid of it. Suho walked in speaking on the phone and almost got hit by a shoe. You told him there was a roach somewhere so he hung up immediately and decided to be a hero! It became one of those funny scenes where the characters would run from door to door being chased by the roach or you chasing it.
Chanyeol: DON’T WORRY JAGI I GOT THIS *sees how big the roach is*
Chen: *instead of killing it he starts playing hide and seek with it*
Baekhyun: YOU WON’T GET AWAY WITH THIS *wraps a bandana around his head* DON’T WORRY JAGI I WILL PROTECT YOU *runs behind it Naruto style*
D.O: Looks at the match you’re having with the cockroach and your many attempts of stomping on it. Even though he found it adorable to see he grew annoyed at the noise so he decided to end it for once and stomped on it.
Kai: You asked him to come to the living room to do you a favor and as soon as he got there and saw how big the roach was he freaked out *lets pretend the bug is Suho lol*
Xiumin: OOOHH WOOOOW LOOK AT HOW BIG IT IS IT COULD EAT YOU *then he’d just kick it out of your place*
Lay: Poor Lay had to take a plane from China after he saw your text telling him you were afraid of the roach. As soon as he got there he got rid of it, not killing it but just caught it and threw it to the street.
Sehun: Don’t worry Jagi, Super Vivi will take care of it! *of course, let the dog do the job*
Tao: fuuu cc ck kkk noo ooo wom ma an n *runs out of the room, the house, the country and moves to another galaxy where bugs just don’t exist*
Luhan: Time to be manly *walks into the room and is about to kill the cockroach but it starts flying towards him* maybe its too early to be manly! JAGI OMG
Kris: Tries to kill it in many different ways but the little shit just won’t die! So he just gave up and ended up naming the cockroach Timmy.
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Do you think you choose to be les or your born les?
OOO noo you don’t choose to be a lesbian. Why would people choose a life were they can be bullied, not accepted, get hated by a lot of people, even be homeless because of there parents who don’t accept that their child is gay. Or even get the dead penalty in some country’s why would you choose a life like that?! Its just like people who are left handed. They are born left handed, You can change that person in a right handed person, Okay you can teach them to be right handed. But they will always be left handed. That is why you cant change homosexual persons. They will always have this feelings. We don’t choose to be gay. We are born that way ;)