ooh voldy voldy

concept: drarry being each other for halloween (after harry had to lengthily explain the concept of the holiday to draco)

draco wearing circular, wire-rim glasses and painting a lightning bolt on his forehead, purposely messing up his hair and making snarky comments like: 

“rah rah, I’m Harry Potter, here I come voldy-voldy!”
“ooh, look at me, with my broomstick, and my scar.”

harry gelling his hair up, standing straight, and always looking disgusted with everyone, saying things like:

“have you heard about my blood? yeah. it’s pure.”
“mmm, potions sure do turn me on.”

and at the end of it all, draco is snuggled up to harry asking a thousand questions while they watch the nightmare before christmas.

  • Interviewer: Iggy lemme hear a sick freestyle
  • Iggy: Alright, alright, but y'all don't even know who you're messin' wit'
  • Iggy: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Dumbledore! Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Dumbledore! Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Dumbledore! Snape,Ron, Snape,Ron, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley. Dumbledore! Snape,Ron, Snape,Ron, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley. Dumbledore! Snape, Ron, Hermione, Snape, Ron, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione. Dumbledore! Snape, Ron, Hermione, Snape, Ron, Hermione, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione. Dumbledore! Snape, Ron, Hermione, Snape, Ron, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione. Snape, Ron, Hermione, Snape, Ron, Hermione, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione. Harry Potter Harry Potter Ooh! Harry Potter Harry Potter Yeah Harry Potter Harry Potter Ooh! Harry Potter Harry Potter That’s me! Snape Harry, Snape Harry, Snape Harry, Snape Harry, Snape Harry, Snape Harry, Snape Harry, Snape Harry. DUMBLEDORE!!! Hermione. Dumbledore! Snape,Ron,Hermione Snape,Ron, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione
  • Harry Potter I’m Harry Potter I’m Harry Potter Harry Harry Potter. Singing a Song All Day Long at Hooooooooooooogwarts! Voldemort, Voldemort, ooh Voldy- Voldy Voldy Voldemort!