[Prompt: abused!pastel!dan and punk!phil, dan gets badly hurt and flees his abusers’ house only to run into scary phil, but it’s okay because phil is nice to dan and makes dan feel safe [do you have any fics like that? like multiple fics or even a tag?]
damn this is long as f (2.8k words daMN MAN) but we got like 3 genres in here wow
dan says thank you about 39 times oops (also: that massage fic is nearly finished!!!)
[Contains: abuse, mentions of rape, blood, asphyxiation (being choked), punk phil wow, fluff ooh, flirty dan, phil taking care of dan!!!!!, literally the fluffiest smut ever :DDDD] _____________________________
Dan cowers in the corner of the dark bedroom in a dingy apartment, hearing the yelling voice get closer to his room. His boyfriend, Kurt, got drunk yet again and he’s on his rampage, as usual. Dan bites his lip as he hopes and prays to any God that he can think of that he doesn’t come in here-
Well, that didn’t work.
“Dan?! Get your fucking ass over here!” his boyfriend yells after he kicks in the door.
Dan flinches, he doesn’t want to move. Dan literally can’t see anything else that could save him from this other than death.
Arin: you know what isn’t a bad decision? you know what decision that isn’t bad that I made?
Dan: what’s that?
Arin MAKIN YOU A FRIEND OF MIIIIINE.
Dan: Oh, Arin!
Dan: Thank you c:
Arin: You’re welcome <3
Arin: There was this one day, where you were just like. “can I come over?” and I was like, “…y-yeah.” and… You did. And we sat down, and had a chat, and it was. One of the best days ever, recently.
Dan: Woah. …When was that?
Arin: It was like… Somewhat recently.
Dan: Ooh, when we were under your, like, cool… lampy thing?
Dan: Yeeeeah, that was nice!
Arin: I jusss. Have a little chandelier in my office, and it’s got like a little couch underneath it, an i um. And we sat there and we just chatted, and it was a GREAT day. I really enjoyed bonding with my friend Dan.
Dan: I fuggin love you dude-hugGHHGHbleh *giggles* s’cuse me :3
Arin: Ah, I love you too. And it’s not cause I’m on drugs.
Arin: you wanna get waffles with me
Dan: uuh. More than you’ll ever know~
Me: ooooooh my god stop this immediately your friendship is too pure
ooh haha guys i don't know if i should leave my hair like this what should i do oooh
we have been telling you for SEVEN (7) YEARS to wear your hair like that and now you have the audacity to ask us what we think and don't think that you can make this a one time thing because i never forget and i have your receipts and i have wanted this for so long do not give this up now the time has come and you need to get your shit together and toss the straighteners this is a new er-