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An Almost Horrible Death

Background: My party- consisting of a Wood Elf Rogue(me), a Human Paladin, a Half Elf Cleric, a Teifling Ranger, a character who’s player was absent for this story, and a goblin we had captured called Dies Horribly(he happened to have a player for this story)- came across a dungeon in the woods. The absent character spent the time staring at the wall while Dies stood watch at the entrance to the dungeon, and the paladin, cleric, ranger, and rogue checked out a small room with a single chest.

DM- upon inspecting the walls you find several small holes. And the chest is sitting on a pressure sensitive tile.

Paladin(ooc)- I cover the holes with the tapestry I found

Rogue(ooc)- that won’t work though, arrows will completely tear the fabric.

Paladin(ooc)- I cover the holes with the tapestry anyway.

DM- okay, you cover the holes. Now what?

Paladin(ooc)- I try to pick up the chest.

Rogue(ooc)- I stand just outside the room.

DM- as you pick up the chest fire shoots from the holes, burning the tapestry and making your armor very hot. You then drop the chest back down and the fire stops.

Rogue- *to the ranger* we can go convince Dies to get the chest for us…

Ranger- okay.

*Rogue and Ranger quickly go to find Dies*

Rogue- hey Dies there’s this chest of treasure inside you should go get it for us.

Dies- Shiney!*runs off to go get the chest. He proceeds to pull the chest out of the room but getting so much fire damage he’s basically dead*

Cleric- I cast cure wounds on Dies.

DM- alright but he’s permanently scarred and will only have 4 hit points until you can find a higher level cleric.

And that’s the story of how Dies Horribly almost died horribly. And also why you shouldn’t ever trust a neutral evil rogue and ranger ever.

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“S- I would rather share one lifetime with you, than face all the ages of this world alone. I choose a mortal life. 

N- You cannot give me this. 

S- It is mine to give to whom I will. Like my heart… “

-Lord of the Rings

To my dear @moonsuke ^-^

friend: hey u seem a bit out of it, is there something on ur mind?

mind: Ooh ooh I’m just tryna get you in the mood Ooh ooh baby just show me what it do Now blow it like a flute ooh oohOoh ooh ooh ooh ooh Show me what it do ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh I’m just out here with my crew Matter fact the troupe Tryna get the loot Swerving on you fools Never hitting snooze Yea I act fool Got an attitude But I get excused Everywhere I go they yelling Lu I tell em move move Got somewhere to go I’m making moves I been cooking up a stew Tell ur girl come thru Better get a hold or I'mma make that flower bloom ooh Oo yea She wanna ride she wanna fly so I say where Come inside I’ll change your life better prepare Put in work in like the Renaissance Bend that body like a gymnast She ask me what I want Blow it like a flute ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Show me what it do ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Didn’t Y'all get the news This been overdue Left a while ago and set up shop on the moon On the moon Ya the deer be everywhere Everybody scared Run n say ur prayers I'mma make it clear This ain’t for no goons like You ooh Come at me I’ll press u like some juice And I’m fresher than some Kools Smoke u with that ooz Watch how ur girl drool When I pull up in that coupe Oo yea She wanna ride she wanna fly so I say where Come inside I’ll change your life better prepare Put in work in like the Renaissance Bend that body like a gymnast She ask me what I want She wanna ride she wanna fly fly fly fly fly She wanna ride she wanna fly fly fly fly fly She wanna ride she wanna fly fly fly fly fly She wanna ride she wanna fly fly fly Fly fly fly Blow it like a flute ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Blow it like a flute ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Event: Home At Last

“HOME!” Sylphy seems relieved to see the path to Lavender’s house… no…not just that, Lavender’s home was Sylphy’s home. He was happy to the the path to his home before him. He began to walk slowly, but then began to go faster and faster until he was running. He then halted in front of the door and stood frozen before it.

“How am I even gonna begin to tell Lavie what I’ve been through…. he’s gonna ask…. I look totally different. This is gonna be hard to explain….well… I just can’t hide forever. Lavie and everyone’s probably worried sick over me and Fennie…well time to see your daddy and everyone else.” He shifted Fennel to one arm and knocked on the door loudly a few times and then went back to holding Fennel. He took in a few deep breaths trying to think of how he was going to tell Lavender what happened. Where they went and how he had…..oh stars.


@lavender-sans

  • me: haha babe come over to watch a movie with me ;)
  • gf/bf: ooh what movie are we going to ignore?
  • me: why the fuck would you ignore a two hour documentary about the D-Day landings are you out of your mind? We gonna fuck when people are dying on the beaches to free France from the wrath of the Nazis??? Eisenhower didn't die for this smh
DA2 Code Names
  • Hawke: Okay, so I think we should have code-names, everyone!
  • Hawke: I'm "Eagle One"...
  • Hawke: Anders is "Been there, done that"
  • Anders: Hey!
  • Hawke: Fenris is "Currently doing that"
  • Fenris: ...really, Hawke?
  • Hawke: Varric is..."It happened in a dream, once"
  • Varric: Shhh! Bianca, baby, don't listen to Hawke, he's just jealous...
  • Hawke: Isabela is "If I had to pick a girl"
  • Isabela: *blows kiss* Anytime, Tiger.
  • Hawke: Sebastian is "Won't be doing that"
  • Sebastian: *sighs* Maker preserve us.
  • Hawke: And Aveline is...
  • Aveline: *death glare*
  • Hawke: ..."Eagle Two."
  • Aveline: Good call.
  • -
  • BONUS ROUND #1
  • Merrill: *overhears this discussion* Ooh! Ooh, what about me?
  • Hawke: You...you are..."The Kitten" of course
  • Merrill: *pouts* Aww. I was hoping for something dirty.
  • -
  • BONUS ROUND #2
  • Carver: *rolling his eyes as he listens* Well, thank you for leaving me out of this nonsense.
  • Hawke: No, no. You're "Eagle Jr."
  • Carver: DAMMIT
I've became an expert.
  • Hoseok: Hyung, have ya seen my coreography for the intro?
  • Yoongi: Yeah.
  • Hoseok: Hyung, what happened?
  • Yoongi: I'm making a rough research.
  • Hoseok: Ooh, what's it about?
  • Yoongi: I'm replaying the vídeo to study your body language, and discover if you did it on purpose.
  • Hoseok: Did i do a mistake? Oh, i worked so hard for i...
  • Yoongi: yOU MADE THE MISTAKE OF AROUSING ME, AND I'VE BECAM AN EXPERT TO SEE IF YOU DiD IT ON PURPOSE! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABS EXPOSURE?
  • Hoseok:
  • Yoongi:
  • Hoseok:
  • Yoongi:
  • Hoseok: i didn't d-
  • yOONGI: jHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
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voltron + aesthetics // main character - shiro

“Go. Be great.“

  • Kara: Lena, there's something I need to tell you...
  • Lena: really ? you can tell me anything, you know that ?
  • Kara: Thank you... so its about me- I'm bi.
  • Lena: Don't worry I knew you were Supergirl since the first day we met and-
  • Kara:
  • Lena:
  • Kara:
  • Lena:
  • Kara:
  • Lena: ... did I say Supergirl I meant super gay sorry date next monday ?