q.uentin t.arantino abt s.hosanna and f.rederick: “In any other time in the 20th century, they could have been in love. Except for that one time.” me: “In any other time in my life, I could have thought T.arantino was p okay. Except for this one time and all the times after.”
I am sick and went again through the oikage tag in ao3 and it is sort if sead how much stuff is actualy painfull or the fanfiction just ends when you finaly reached the fluff. I need a bit more fluff between al this angst and pain guys. And i will write it myself if no one doas but the results will be hella cringy like: kags: i am gonna punch your face with my mouth. Oiks: i am gonna puch you with my mouth back! -akward cringy make out session that ends with pizza and star wars movie-
Going through oikage in ao3???? Without a specific name, a trusted friend advising you a secure path?? Anon, why would you do that to yourself? Love yourself! One should never wander in oikage tag without putting on seven layers of mental armor against extreme levels of cringy ooc and emotional abusewhich people advertise as “anGST ;_;!!!! uwuwuwuw”, then looking between your fingers hoping that this one will be different; and this is for particularly adventurous souls and on a good day. I wish I was exaggerating but the tag is filled with people just dropping by to quench their thirst for horribly ooc soap opera. People who write or want their own OTPs loving and perfect uwu come to our side to spew disgusting shit OR applaud disgusting shit that is produced by people who have zero understanding of actual characters. I used to be a total angst whore and this fandom made me HATE the word angst.
(AHEM, fyi, nothing wrong with aggressive kisses during movies XD)
It’s obligatory for me to share a few of my fluffy faves:
Homeby Fleurete (domestic fluff - 2nd chapter especially is just ,, f a ve)
IMO, the problem with MCU Civil War is that they tried adapting that terrible story from the comics. It made so many good characters in the Avengers and X-Men act so very OOC. Tony is the world's biggest douchebag in it. To adapt it to screen, they had to make sure he didn't come of as the devil himself. Which meant an excessive devotion of screen time to Tony and his issues. To do a proper CW story, the seeds should have been laid out in the previous movies.
civil war is a mistake that marvel loves to keep making
i haven’t read the comics but i have heard some things about tony’s side in it, and i don’t get why they chose to adapt cw the way they did. they tried so hard to make sure no one would hate tony that team cap’s side of things was underwritten and they barely got into their reasons for not supporting the accords, because tony’s sad feels were just so important to emphasize
The dust glows white in the Ashlands tonight, Where the humans used to dwell I tried to defeat the demons But they dragged me into Hell
My strength is broken and I’m going to switch sides Couldn’t keep it in, and Heaven knows I tried
Spit on the truce, shatter the seal Lose the Endwar, agree to Lilith’s deal How did I think that this would go? Well, now I know!
Let it go, let it go! Can’t hold me back anymore! Let it go, let it go! Turn away from Heaven’s door!
I don’t care what my girlfriend will say Let the world rage on! ‘Cause Earth was a shitty place anyway.
I’ll torch them and their Heaven I’ll smash them through a wall And the conscience that once stopped me Won’t give a shit at all!
It’s time to see what I can do To make the others’ lives suck, too Fuck peace, and screw diplomacy I’m free!
Let it go, let it go! Is that a Horseman I spy? Let it go, Let it go! Well fuck, I thought he died
I don’t care what the others will say Let the world rage on…
I’ll raze Creation, burn the whole world to the ground They call me Demon King already, might as well be crowned! I’m out of options, and the time for peace has passed I’m never going back, so I’ll go with a blast!
Let it go, let it go! The Codex’s laws are shit Let it go, let it go! So fuck you all, I quit!
Here I’ll stand, ‘til I get my way! Let them all rage on!
‘Cause Earth was a shitty place, anyway.
((after what felt like half an hour of trying to sing and realizing i am way too embarrassed to do so, even in my own home, i decided to just post the lyrics. if ever an actual audio version happens i will be sure to tell you >___>
THANKS BE TO @fortuna-le-faye (Y YOUR NAME NO APPEAR IN DROP-DOWN MENU) FOR HELPING ME OUT WITH THE REFRAIN. This borrows heavily from another parody that Angie wrote and even sang as a present for me for Christmas back when the movie first came out. love you Angie.))
So I was watching the Green Lantern movie that everyone hated, and I was thinking, “Why does this remind me of a cw dc production, subpar cgi and costumes, great potential but falls way short, an unnecessary and very odd love triangle, characterizations that are ooc (seriously Hal Jorden is like CW Mon-el 1.0) ”........ and then I realized what they all have in common and it all made sense.
Can you give me any relevant reason as to why this movie is hated because all I hear is that people hates this movie because of it's sheer OOCness, Hinata's bias and change of plot, NS/SNS not being canon and whatnot. Can anyone give me a full detailed reason why this movie is hated please? ;O; Also, I'm just curious. I also seriously hated that movie but couldn't put into words how much I hate it.
If you want a short answer: it’s a terrible movie.
1. Character assassination: Naruto is a fuckboy who sulks over friendzone when the world is ending, he’s a chauvinistic little bitch who toyed with people’s feelings because of rivalry. He’s an emotional retard who thinks love for food is the same as love for ppl. Sakura is a shallow fangirl who pushes Naruto to Hinata cos she wants Sasuke. Hinata is a selfish damsel who keeps on knitting a scarf when her sister has been kidnapped.
2. The plot sucks: The villain doesn’t make sense, his only purpose is to create a damsel plot. The romance is cheesy and cringey, your know, some festival, a scarf, some sulking over unrequited love, running away from your crush like 12 year old. Then suddenly a miracle happens: some fake best friend appears and plays matchmaking for you, some creepy villain starts obsessing over you and keeps putting you in damsel situations etc
3. The genjutsu: Naruto fell in love cos he’s hit by a genjutsu, fking stupid. The next time he’s hit by a genjutsu in which he sees Kurama’s flashback, he’d realise Kurama has done so much for him, and Kurama is his true love
4. plotholes: Hinata was never shown to be bullied by other villagers in the manga. She’s the heiress to the most powerful clan in Konoha, who would want to fuck with the Hyuuga? Naruto knew kage no bushin before he read the secret scroll.
5. This movie destroyed the last arc of the manga: for this movie be have canon status, Kishi had to add Kaguya and other filler elements in the manga. Madara was doing fine as the final villain, but he’s pushed aside and we got Kaguya, and stupid shit like ninja are descended from a moon rabbit, Hamura moved to the moon
6. The movie was marketed as chapter 699.5 and promised to answer what’s left unexplained in the manga during the timeskip. If Kishi thought all he left unexplained was how naruto fell in love, that’s insulting to the fans.
name: Kelsey / Sharr, whichever you guys know me as. birthday: March 2nd zodiac: Pisces height: 5′3″ sexual orientation: Bisexual - lean more towards women though favorite color: Blue or Black favorite book: Warhorse by Micheal Morpurgo favorite artists / bands: Eluveitie, EXO-M, Block B and Daughtry. Eluveitie are my main fav tho last movie I watched: Uh… man that was SO LONG AGO I CANT REMEMBER??? hogwarts house: None, hate Harry Potter random fact: Feed me chocolate and show me horses and I will love you for life when did you create your blog?: Not so long ago, it’s a remake of my old blog though so um.. yeah |D do you have any other blogs?: I do! I have two borderlands muses @drvnkenxshot and @wolfandsaiint, and I have an oc @uiselveti what made you decide to get a tumblr?: Well, I’ve been on this site since 2011 and I remember joining because a friend told me about it. My first fandom was Fire Emblem and I only remember being Tibarn for the majority of it. Sadly that was the worst time of my life but I managed to find a place where I enjoyed tumblr and it managed to make me want to stay here ever since. do you get asks on a daily basis?: Yep, and I appreciate every single one of them! why did you choose your URL?: Cause Gladio is one hell of a brave shield B)
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// so many props to James Arnold Taylor for staying super positive and upbeat about his movie even through the negative critic reviews. I can respect someone that stands by their work and doesn’t throw it under the bus when it’s not doing well. I realize he’s been with the franchise forever now, but still.
Fans of all kinds love it. Critics hate it. Probably because every critic never played a single Ratchet and Clank game.
I’m proud of him for staying positive about all the backlash. That’s not an easy thing to do.
That shove…I’ve talked about this plenty of times, but see how hurt Fili looks?
He spent the entire journey looking after Kili: using his body to shield him on several occasions, tending to his wound, practically giving up his claim to Erebor, offering to carry him…EVERYTHING for his brother. Fili never once thinks of himself. Then he tries to save him again and he gets shoved. Why is Kili being such a nasty brat here? He was all love and hearts and rainbows a minute ago.
The good thing is that Fili doesn’t hold grudges (like most dwarves would) and is soon seen watching over him once more, eventually sacrificing his life for Kili’s.
Whatever the reason, I hope Kili regretted that behavior and all the times he took Fili for granted. Although I fear by the time he did, it was too late :(
((Ey guys, have been super inactive because I hate school and thesis and movie projects. Just contacted the Admins to tell them I might be gone till Sunday so yeah… I’m not ignoring anyone on chats! Promise! Just lemme finish my work and I’ll let y'all love Xiao again ♥
*just imagine a cute gif of Xiao here cuz i’m on mobile and can’t upload any atm (Ｔ▽Ｔ)
I want to marry a prince and become royalty and have everyone initially love me but then I become too wild and ooc and everyone starts hating me and then i get assassinated and then have a movie made about my life full of 80s new wave songs just like marie antoinette
Klaroline drabble: Klaus and Caroline are watching a movie that Caroline loves but he hates, fluffy
WARNING: Very minor spoilers for PS. I Love You
This is venturing into OOC in some parts but you can watch me whilst I don’t care because I like it.
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Klaus really hated his life some times.
Here he was, an immortal hybrid with all the power in the world, his kingdom completely at his feet, watching some horrid film that, according to his love, brought joy and tears to every woman with a reasonable movie taste. He’s almost positive that doesn’t even make any sense.
She had insisted they watch this movie, a favorite of hers. Ps. I Love You, it was. From all the fighting going on, Klaus would have coined it Ps. I Loathe You. Or Ps. I Hate This Incredulous Film With All Of My Immortal Being.
He’d honestly been hoping for a movie theatre type of experience where he could tune out the movie entirely and kiss and tease Caroline senseless. Unfortunately for him, this was not that. Caroline completely insisted on watching the film all the way through; he’d go to touch her only to be slapped away; his kiss was accepted but thoroughly ignored.
Eventually he’d given up and decided that the film was actually bringing her some sort of joy that of which he could not bring himself to comprehend. So, with his arms crossed and his eyes rolling when she wasn’t looking, Klaus muscled through the movie.
Klaus couldn’t help but get caught up in the movie, completely and totally loathing the stupid human characters for their irrational and flat out stupid behavior.
“Will you stop huffing and puffing, Klaus? I’m trying to watch.”
“I can’t help it!” he claimed, sitting up a little straighter and throwing his arm out towards the television. “This is completely and utterly depressing!”
“It’s a damn shame is what it is,” he clarified, propping his legs up on the coffee table and lazily swinging an arm over Caroline’s shoulders.
“If you knew you were going to die would you write me letters so I wouldn’t miss you as much?”
“I’m immortal, darling,” he answered, a secretive smile slipping onto his features. “Which means…” he took her by surprise by grabbing her wrists and flipping her over quickly on the couch. Once she was pinned under him, laughing all the while, he planted kissed all over her body. “I can do this,” kiss, “all,” kiss, “day,” he elongated the final kiss as his hands slipped underneath her shirt to get a good feel of her skin beneath his fingertip. “Forever.”
Caroline sighed with a mixture of annoyance and contempt, toying with the chains around his neck absentmindedly. “What if I meant it?”
“What would you do if you knew you were going to die?”
“I’d threaten people and rip people’s hearts out until I could ensure both my survival and yours, love.”
“Seriously?” She huffed, pushing him off of her and readjusting herself so she was looking at him head on. “Fine, what if you died? How about then.”
He couldn’t help but chuckle at her insistence. “I’m not going to die, Caroline.”
“But what if you did?”
He considered it for a moment before reaching for her, pulling his love’s body up into his lap. Placing a careful arm around her waist to ensure she wouldn’t fall. “If, hypothetically and, may I add, very unrealistically, I were to die, I would scour the other side for a way back. I would force Bonnie or that Gilbert boy’s hand to allow us to speak to each other through them as we formulated a plan to bring me back.”
“I like the sound of that,” she smiled
“What would you do if I died?”
She shrugged, “You sound like you’ve got a plan. I’d go with it.“
“And after I come back?” he asked, his voice dropping to a low tone.
“Sex. Loads of hot hybrid sex.”
Klaus laughed. “Loads?”
“Truckloads. Huge truckloads.”
The hybrid practically guffawed at her comment, throwing his head back in spite of himself. “This is why I love you.”
“Ps. you love me?” she tried, nudging him on the shoulder to prompt him to laugh at her joke.