ooc: not one of my best :( i am sorry

Elf: (ooc) so I’m going to go to the stables and I have the perfect plan to steal a horse.

Dm: okay you and your team mate go to the stable.

Elf: hello there, I am interested in buying a horse!

Stableman: oh that’s great! I’m going to need your names.

Elf: (named Ezolin), Aladin.

(Ezolin rolled a 7)

Wizard: (named Zinnia) and my name is Aladin.

(Zinnia rolled a 18)

Stableman: you're​ both named Aladin?

Ezolin: I’m Aladin with an A she’s Alidin with an I.

(That isn't​ all)

Stableman: alrighty then! What can I do for you Aladin?

Ezolin: I really like this horse… But I wanna maybe take her for a test drive? Ya know to make sure that she’s a good one and that I am getting the best deal.

Stableman: well I would love to do it but I’ve had many people steal horses by just riding off with them.

Ezolin: I give you my word as a high elf that I will not do that.

Stableman: I’m sorry but I can’t do that.

Ezolin: listen, buddy. (Ezolin puts his arm around the stableman really buddy buddy like)

Zinnia: (ooc) what are you-

Ezolin: (stabs the stableman in the kidney and steals a horse.)

Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew
  • Remus was the one to tell Peter that yeah, he could sit with him on the train
  • The two sat in silence until Remus noticed the shirt Peter was wearing
  • They both bonded over the muggle band
  • When James and Sirius joined the compartment, Remus made sure that Peter wasn’t left out of the conversation as he seemed to shrink into the corner
  • Remus was happy to know that he’d have another half-blood with him in Gryffindor once Peter was sorted
  • Peter noticed that Remus tended to keep to himself and worked to try and break his shell
  • In that attempt he ended up becoming more social
  • He started seeking out James and Sirius in an attempt to get them to help out Remus
  • The three of them ended up becoming good friends
  • Peter would find Remus and the two would study in the library together
  • Peter was the one who figured out that Remus was a werewolf
  • He was reading some books about the creatures in the wizarding world and put two and two together
  • He kept it from the other boys at Remus’ request
  • But after seeing Remus in the hospital the next week
  • He decided they need to take action
  • Remus at first was upset that Peter had exposed him
  • But later came to appreciate it
  • And wasn’t afraid to tell him, often
  • Remus encouraged Peter to ask out Mary
  • And Peter encouraged Remus to ask out Sirius
  • Together, the two pulled very few pranks
  • Remus was more of a rule-follower, and Peter was just a follower in general
  • Peter always looked after Remus before and after full moons
  • Made sure he was eating and drinking
  • He always calmed him down whenever he got upset as well
  • When Peter felt down and had little self-esteem, Remus would pull him aside and they would exchange hushed whispers as Remus would comfort him and make sure Peter felt loved, and appreciated
  • Remus was heartbroken when he’d learned the news that Peter was dead
  • One of his best friends, the person who could read him like a book, dead?
  • Something about it didn’t sit right with him, but he put it down to it being Sirius that had betrayed them
  • When he heard that Peter was on the map, Remus realized what a stupid mistake he’d made
  • He felt absolutely furious
  • Peter hoped to god that Remus wouldn’t find him
  • Wouldn’t figure him out
  • Because even though they were on opposite sides
  • He couldn’t stand the look of disappointment
  • Of anger that Remus would give him
  • When Peter died, Remus was both upset and relieved
  • He was relieved because it was one of the worst people he’d known, gone
  • But he was upset because it was one of his best friends, dead
  • He was the last Marauders still living
  • He’d make sure to punch Peter in the afterlife, though
  • Thankfully, he only had to wait about two more months

Molly: Yes, my love?

Arthur: The kids are all asleep, dear. And I’m up here, all alone.

Molly: …Uhh…

Molly Weasley is offline.


((OOC: HOLY SHIT, Y’ALL! That was so freaking great?! I don’t know about you, but I had a blast. Thank you to everyone to sent me messages, and I am so sorry for all the ones I missed. I love you all very much, and I am definitely going to do this again some time!))

anonymous asked:

number seven with expensive headphones?? for the angst prompt

((I’m sorry but I wanna say that I don’t really like expensive headphones as a ship (I love their friendship though don’t get me wrong!!) and I find the pairing really hard to write and it’s just super ooc in my opinion, so I’m sorry that this sucks, but I tried my best! Also, I won’t be accepting anymore expensive headphone requests for now because of those reasons but I did this one because it’s the only expensive headphones request I got so thanks for understanding!

I am not a prize to be won.” Michael kept his ground, digging his nails deeply into his palms in anger. He stepped closer, letting tears well up in his eyes as Rich mirrored the same expression.

“Listen Michael. I wasn’t trying to hurt you! I just thought you wouldn’t…” Rich, scratching the back of his head, awkwardly looked around, desperately attempting to come up with a reasonable excuse as to why he spread so many rumors around the school.

“I thought you wouldn’t want to be with me if Jeremy was still in love with you.” Michael’s hands dropped in shock. Rich’s throat ran dry as he inched closer to Michael. He recalled his promise to Jeremy a few weeks back, but with everything that Rich had done wrong the past week, he had to come clean about everything. Michael remained motionless as the reality of the situation slammed down on him like a pound of cement, drowning him in confusion as he struggled to find his breath.

“I lied about everything. About how when I told you that Jeremy wasn’t into you. I acted like a dick, okay? I was being selfish because I can’t stop thinking about you, and how you and Jeremy have so much history together. How the fuck was I supposed to compete with that?” Rich shouted out, stretching his hands out to his sides with his eyebrows raised, desperation in his tone as he waited for Michael’s response. His expression sunk, eyes filled with disgust.

“There’s your problem right there, Rich. You lied just so you could ‘claim’ me before Jeremy did! You think I’m something you own?” Michael shoved his hands into his hoodie pockets, struggling to keep his voice from quivering. Rich shook his head defensively.

“That’s not what I was trying to say!” Rich tried to explain himself further, but Michael’s voice rose above his in frustration.

“It’s what it sounds like to me! You messed with my head to try and get me to like you, but your first mistake was hurting my best friend.” Michael turned away from Rich, his head slanted down as his breathing staggered. He took a step away from Rich before he called out to him.

“Michael please! I can’t fucking be without you! Please, just talk to me!” Michael stopped for a moment, weighing out his options. Any feelings he had left for Rich had fled his heart quicker than he thought was possible. He wanted to turn back, run towards Rich, and forget the entire ordeal, but he couldn’t. He couldn’t let the lies and deceptions be swept under the rug and forgotten. He kept walking forward, not bothering to look back at Rich.

“Don’t ever talk to me again.” With those last words, Michael disappeared out the school doors.

Writing requests are closed, but you can see other writings I’ve done here! 

One Year.

Last year this day, June 30th, was actually a Thursday. There’s a reason why I remember it so clearly, and probably will never forget it which is fine because I wouldn’t want to.

Exactly one year ago, today, my best friend Tomi passed away from a suicide attempt. I posted about it back then and many of you know about this since it really affected me and my whole life, it became a big part of me and who I am. I couldn’t begin to tell anyone how important he was to me, I simply don’t know words to explain it but I believe that he knew that. He had to know. I was the luckiest person on Earth to get to know a person like Tomi, let alone have him as my best friend, idol and someone who never let me down. Never.

Even a year after everything that’s happened I find myself waiting for a message from him, the random ones he sent me way too early in the morning when he should’ve been in bed.

“Henna, I can’t find my fucking sock.”

No wonder, it’s five in the fucking morning you should be in bed and not looking for a sock. You idiot. I love you.

This may sound cheesy as all hell, but hey, he liked cheese a lot so let’s make this extra cheesy for him. Tomi changed my life completely, he made me see the world in a completely different way and angle. He made me a better person, I think. I learned so much from him and I don’t think I have ever known anyone as kind, honest, loyal and just all around amazing person as he was. I miss him dearly and think about him daily, I don’t think that’ll change. I hope it doesn’t, I just want the pain to go away already.

There’s been ups and downs in the past year but it’s been extremely hard for me as many of you might know, I’m sorry I complain about everything so much. Without the people I know today I surely wouldn’t be here anymore, I definitely wouldn’t. You’ve been better friends to me than most people I call my friends in Finland. Only a few people here get credit for sticking by my side and not leaving me alone when things got messy, thank you for that.

Anyway, I’ll stop rambling now. I love you, Tomi. So goddamn much, you bet your ass I will kick it the second we meet again. I don’t know when that’ll be, but I know we’ll meet. We will. Thank you for being a friend that I will never forger, thank you for making me who I am today. I will never forget you, and you’ll be on my mind whenever I do something I wish I could tell you now. I want to make you proud, I think I will. Maybe… I’ll tell you all about it when we meet again. I love you, Tomi.

{ @its-wilfordwarfstache } You’ve been here since day one. We’ve known for a year today and I couldn’t be happier to have known an amazing person like you. When we first met, it was because of Tomi and I’m forever grateful that we became friends after everything he told me about you. I didn’t think either of us, especially me, would make it to this day… But hey; here we are, aren’t we? We made it, it’s gonna get easier. I’m so proud of you, Lilyboo. You’ve come a long way and you’ve been through so, so much. I hope to meet you some day, hug the living shit our of you for me, for Tomi and for Jiri. (A lil Sprinkles hug there as well) I love you so much, I’m honored to have met a person like you. You’re amazing. I’m also forever grateful for everything you did for Tomi, he loved you and he needed you and you made him so much happier. Thank you. Through thick and thin, remember?

{ @allthesevioletlights } You’ve also been there since day one, you nerd. I love you to bits. Our confusing Skype calls and laughing until we cry, my dad also likes you a lot lol. I believe you were the first person I ever role-played with and you put up with my shit for so long, geez. I’m so lucky to know a person as funny and as honest as you, you really don’t fuck around with anything. You also knock some sense into me when I’m being an idiot and you’re also always ready to kick some ass and I love you for that. You did so much for Tomi, as well. You made him happier, you worried about him when I wasn’t around and you helped him more than you think. He loved you a lot, I’m glad he met you and I’m glad I met you because I really needed you around back then, I still do. I love you, nerd. So, so much.

{ @doc-iplier } Heya, fren… My potuutie fren, my uhm… My Tumblr mom. Heck, I said it. You’re the friend who’s always annoyingly right about everything and who knows everything about everything, lol. I love you. You make me see things and you’re smart and I can talk to you when I need to, you also knock some sense into this thick stubborn skull of mine. You also cared about Tomi, you worried about him as well. I’ll be forever grateful for that, so thank you. You also did introduce me to one of the best people I know around Tumblr but we’ll get to that in a second… Thank you for sticking around despite everything that’s been going on in your life and here on Tumblr, I remember promising you that I’d be around for you always and I’m trying to keep that promise. Thank you for not letting me down, ever.

{ @brxken-angxliisms } Danibani, my bab, burrito, shipping maniac. I love you a lot. You know this by now. I can’t even fucking begin to explain everything or it’d end up being a novel, as always. You’ve helped me out with pretty much everything in my life, good stuff and bad stuff. You’ve helped me through some pretty bad times when I’ve tried to do something stupid. It’s always been you, you’ve always been there for me. Despite everything going on in both of our lives I think we’ll make it through, yeah? We’ll meet some day and you’ll make me eat tacos and I can cling to your legs (they’re still both mine btw) like the koala I am and everything. We’ll ride to the sunset with your unicorns. I hope life brings you good things in the future, you deserve it more than anyone. I’m lucky to have met such an amazing person like you. You make me wanna be better, you make me better. I love you.

{ @jack-septic-rp } Babes. My babes. I couldn’t possibly tell you everything I wanted here because that’d take ages and I can’t put to words how much I love you. I’m not sure about a lot of things but I’m so damn sure about you, about us. I’ll meet you one of these days and I’ll freaking hug you so hard you won’t believe a smol bean like me could hug that hard. You’ve helped me so much along the way, our threads just our random talking and everything. Your existence makes me feel better, knowing that one day I might get to be with you gives me hope. I will meet you one day, I will do it. I want to, I need it. I love you a lot, babes. Always will.

{ @notyourantiseptic & @elisashallow } Hey guys, heh. #sintrio. I love you both so much, you’ve helped me out a lot. Writing with both of you gives me life and gets me excited always, keeps me distracted from the bad stuff. Talking with you two makes me happy, you make me happy. I’m glad to have you as my friends, extremely lucky. Shae, bae, you’ve helped me out more than most people here in Finland. More than most people I know, you mean so much to me and I need you. I love you. Both of you.

{ @ourblankminds } Heheh, I’m glad I met you. Talking with you is so much fun, even though I always end up being up at five in the morning and falling asleep during our Skype calls. I love you, you’re so sweet and nice and amazing and I’m extremely lucky to know you, babe.

{ @queenoftheinternets } We haven’t known that long but you’ve already done a lot for me, you also worry about me just a little too much, heheh. Writing with you keeps me distracted and it makes me happy, I look forward to talking with you all the time. You make me smile and feel a little better in the middle of this mess that is my life. I hope you’ll stick by me for a long while, friend. I think we’ll get along great, I love you a lot. Thank you for being there for me when I’ve needed you.

My fingers are cramping from writing this much, heck. I wanna write more but just gosh. A bunch of other people have helped me as well, I just can’t freaking write anymore. Love you all, thanks for being there for me.

— Henna

Hello People of Tumblr,

I have an update.

I am currently sleeping upwards of 19 hours per day *not straight* and it’s all I can do to hold my head up. I’m really really trying to be back here but I’m having so much trouble just staying awake that writing is almost impossible except for small one liners.

I’m really sorry it’s been so long.

I’m going to call my psych tomorrow and ask if I can switch my Paxil to nighttime. 

Best,

Nate.

monstajun  asked:

Gonna HOP ON THE BANDWAGON- You are so talented in your work and you get Katsukis personality down to a T, I never ever feel like he's ooc or written poorly. You do absolutely phenomenal and I needed to tell you bc you're certainly one of the best writers out there. THIS GOT LONG IM SORRY BYE

W-Whaaaaat? THANK YOU SO MUCH, MY FRIEND. I am so so so happy to get such a nice ask and the fact that you think my Bakugou is in character and never written poorly— like this is my dream to be able to write him perfectly so thank you! 

&& one of the best writers? I JUST— /rolls into the abyss I LOVE YOU OK

grandkingsetter  asked:

When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy~! Then, send to the last ten people in your notifications. You never know who might benefit from spreading positivity~! 🌼

I AM BUT ONE TO LOVE SO MUCH (like art, food,my doggo, etc) . BUT I SHALL TELL YOU FIVE BLOGS THAT I LOVE SO MUCH AND HOPE YOU WILL TOO

@muffinhoe-thedragon: super nice art and all the rarepairs! good shit, and draggy is the best!

@pctukh: a talented bean! I love so much and it brings me joy when there’s posts from them!

@charredeyes: I could write a fucking novel about how much happiness this lil dude here brings me and how gay I am for his writing and characterizations of Bakugou and Bokut. Not to mention his love for my dumb bat child is so adorable I cry every time.

@kuroomata: is an old friend that drops by from time to time but such a precious and great at everything like heart eyes motherfucker right there. 

@grandestofall: WINTER IS A PRECIOUS BEAN. I MISS HER. SHE’S AMAZE, BB COME BACK. Such a great person. Such care. Such lovely, oh my.

@raggirare / @sakkouji: a beau. Very talented writer. Does great fics. Is an amazing friend. 100/10 would love. (-5p for hating puns)

I mean I could list so many but here’s a few!! All of them make me super happy!! \>w<)/ 

some texts from last night
  • [ text ] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…
  • [ text ] I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
  • [ text ] I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
  • [ text ] My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber…I’m buying the engagement ring tomorrow
  • [ text ] i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled “5 second rule” and kept fucking me. i think im in love
  • [ text ] So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to “get the fuck back bitch you don’t know my life”
  • [ text ] Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him.
  • [ text ] The ticket read “Found nude in a tree”
  • [ text ] the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said “oh, you’re hot.” and went back to sleep.
  • [ text ] He literally didn’t stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
  • [ text ] why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
  • [ text ] Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
  • [ text ] he took off my shirt and said ‘oh my god the legends are true’
  • [ text ] after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he’d drunk himself backward in time.
  • [ text ] I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
  • [ text ] I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
  • [ text ] also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
  • [ text ] Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to “i can hear you having sex”.
  • [ text] You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
  • [ text ] Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
  • [ text ] He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
  • [ text ] You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled “I gotta split anyway.”
  • [ text ] Hey, it’s not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn’t handle the rough sex you’re into.
  • [ text ] He claimed he was the best ass eater. He was right.
  • [ text ] I’ve been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night…. When you pushed me through that glass table.
  • [ text ] I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like “We’re both fucked up and it works.”