You know when you’re craving a fat, juicy cheeseburger and you can’t really concentrate on anything until you get one? And when u finally do, and you take that first, huge bite, you feel like everything is right with the world? Corgnelius is Stumphrey’s cheeseburger. #OMNOMNOM #Corgibalism

I am sick with an unknown aliment that has put me in immense pain and made me faint twice and I can’t afford a doctor, obviously the cure is vegan carrot cake and pretending that nothing is wrong.