insectomaniac asked:

slurred words!

“Oooh… yer thaat… buggy man, yeah! Like, I hearrd ‘bout ye! You live… inna jungle, liiiike Tarzan but y’have leeegs like Janey! An… ye’re a great painteee!” Lance leans against the counter, trying to smirk but ended up smiling drunkenly. “Paint me like onnna ye Karlos onion gurls. I gots ta be th’ frencheese Karolos gurl eva!”