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haven’t posted selfies in a while so???

House Hunting

request: Ur writing rocks my socks off!!! I was wondering if you could write one where they’re engaged and they’re house hunting and they find the perfect one and it’s all cute and stuff

a/n: it’s short but i couldn’t think of what else to put sorry :( 


You scrolled through the listings on a website Shawn’s mom sent you, while Shawn was in the kitchen making something for lunch. “What’re you doing?” Your fiancé asked, grabbing two glasses from the cabinet.

“Just looking at some listings that your mom sent me. Some of them look pretty nice.” You smiled as he set the plates on the table, “Thanks.”

“Anytime, baby.” Shawn stood behind you, and looked at the site. “That one looks really nice. Where is it?” He asked, and you moved your chair over so he could sit next to you.

“Only like fifteen minutes from your parents’ house. Decent backyard- ooh! And there’s an open house this weekend! We should go!” You patted Shawn on the shoulder, excited to find a house you both like. House hunting had been rather uneventful- you’d find a house you like, but Shawn wouldn’t, and vise versa.


Saturday came, and you, Shawn, and Karen were heading over to the house to see inside. “Remind me again why my mom is coming?” Shawn asked, looking at you.

“She knows more about this stuff than we do, Shawn. And besides, you know you want your mom to approve of the house we’re gonna live in. Maybe raise a family in.” You smirked, jogging to catch up with Karen.

The singer laughed as he raced to meet you, entering the house. “The living room is right through that doorway, and the kitchen is straight down that hall. There are three living rooms and two baths upstairs, as well as a small laundry area in the finished basement.” The young realtor spoke, emphasizing the fact that the basement was finished.

“Thanks,” Karen smiled, walking into the living room while you and Shawn went upstairs. You peeked in each of the bedrooms, thinking about what they would look like with furniture inside.

“So,” Shawn spoke, intertwining your hands. “When you said maybe raise a family, what exactly did you mean?” He asked.

You walked into the master bedroom and looked at the attached bathroom. “What do you think I meant, babe? I meant that I want to have kids with you, dummy.” You walked back down the steps and met up with Karen, who smiled. “I like this place.”

“Me, too. I think it’s perfect for you and Shawn. A good first house.” She nodded, going to find the realtor.


Nearly a month later, you and Shawn had finally gotten the keys to the place. You were giddy, as you and Shawn got out of the Jeep and unlocked the door. Shawn twisted the door knob and stepped inside, you following. “It’s perfect.”

“It is,” He agreed, wrapping his arms around you. “I’m happy we got this one.”

“Yeah, me too.”


a/n: oh my god i love the fluff. send me all of the fluffy prompts 

  • Every Top Ten list I've looked at for the past hour: Unfortunately, there just aren't a lot of animes with LGBT protagonists that are treated with respect... only these super obscure ones in genres you don't like... gee we sure wish there was at least one anime that wasn't just loaded with queerbaiting and actually had a a cool and unique plot with decent characters and great humor... if only there was one queer main character in a non-romantic genre... guess it won't happen for a few years yet...
  • me, screaming: SAMURAI FLAMENCO!!!!! SAMURAI !!!! fLAMENCO!!!!SAM URA I FL AME NCO!!!! S! A! M! U! R! A! I! F! L! A! M! E! N! C! O! SAmurAI FlamENco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Here’s my newest creation in Kerbal Space Program.

Some might recognize this plane as the one with something like two dozen engines in a video posted on here. Yes, it’s based on that design. Unlike that design, however, this one not only looks cool but is actually decently maneuverable.

My goal was to fly across the world. I didn’t get anywhere close to that, but I got to the North Pole, and landed without breaking a single thing on the plane.

Mass Effect Andromeda!

So I dove in for a couple of hours today.

It’s good! Or at the very least it’s fine. I’m having fun with it!

And yes, there’s some DEFINITE jank in this game. I’ve found some silly, silly stuff and I’m finding it really fun to discover. It’s like reverse easter-eggs. XD

So far I saw some of the goofy talk animations, but my favorite so far was the Salarian director who has two assistants behind him, a Turian and an Asari. The only parts of their models that move are their heads, their bodies are completely rigid and stiff. Even the director motions around a bit like a person normally would, but their models are HARD LOCKED in place and I found that hilarious.

Oh, and Ken Ryder (my guy) looks fuckin’ goofy, but that’s mostly my fault. I have -never- been good at making a decent looking face in any sort of character creator. No seriously, I suck so hard at it.

It runs on the same engine that Dragon Age: Inquisition ran on, for better or for worse. Movement feels almost EXACTLY like DA:I, including the buildup to the normal light jog they make.

Story has me intrigued though, which is the big thing.

I might actually stream this on Thursday night instead of Final Fantasy 7. I’ve been saying things OUT LOUD to my screen that I really think people would find hilarious.

An example:

“Go ahead and see the director, Ryder.”

“That’s Pathfinder.”

ME: “RIDER YOU’VE BEEN PATHFINDER FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES CALM YOUR DICK DOWN FOR A SEC”

…So yeah. It’s fun! I’m having fun at least. It’s not perfect, but it’s more Mass Effect, which is essentially what I wanted.

Tomorrow after work I’ll actually get to it, i basically started the “Citadel” part of the game today. :P

something occurred to me today so I decided to share

When I was 17 I fangirled over The V/ampire D/iaries and shipped De/lena so hard and now I’m 23 and horrified at my previous choices because D/amon is an incredibly abusive toxic person who literally won E/lena like some prize just for being only slightly decent sometimes and he kept being awful and depended on a girl to keep him in line and went batshit crazy SEVERAL TIMES when she rejected him and it’s the absolute opposite of a healthy relationship. THE THING IS, I only fully understood what a horrible ship De/lena was when I began shipping Clexa and Lexa showed me what actual supportive partner should be like.

What I’m saying is, Clexa taught me the difference between abuse and sexual tension and the difference between caring for each other vs controlling and manipulating each other and it actually helped me mend my own relationship and prompted me to make better choices and I was so incredibly happy with myself and my life and this is why we need healthy relationship portrayal in media instead of glorified abuse and emotional manipulation that’s mistaken for sexual tension like honey if a person is looking at you with a ‘smoldering gaze’ as you argue chances are they aren’t hot for you they’re actively planning on cutting you up and control your every choice to assert their dominance over you and I just wish young teen girls like I was once would recognize that ugh

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Some nights I feel like I can’t draw to save my life. Tonight is not one of those nights. I have been having a blast drawing these two. So far I can only draw Bog halfway decent in profile. Full face needs some work. I also feel like I am getting better at different poses, which is super cool for me. The more I draw the better I get. I look back at my first drawings and am amazed at how far I have come in a months span.

Happy I am improving.

Some FB pictures were referenced.

Bog and Marianne © Lucas Films
Art © Me

THE SIREN

Guys, remember how I said The Siren was priced over $100 on Amazon?

Yes, it is silly.

WELL LOOK WHAT I JUST GOT FOR A DECENT PRICE

Thank you so much loveisbeautifulfear for the link on your page to copies to buy The Siren!!! I have been looking for a decently priced copy of the original and each and every time I looked I found it for like $115 +. Guys, if you want an ORIGINAL COPY of The Siren, use this link and click on HERE for The Siren for like, $30. While I know some people will think $30 is way too much, remember, I have been looking for the past TWO MONTHS and have only found it for over $100. Thank you so much loveisbeautifulfear! You are so awesome.

Here’s where you’ll need to look

Click the HERE. (not on the image, the link) GO. 

Daryl Dixon - A bit of sunshine

Word count:  2197

Trigger warnings:  

Tags: Daryl Dixon, Reader, light Smut

Plot/Request: Can you make one where you and Daryl don’t get along at all, but deep down he knows he like you. But he thinks you’re too good for him and his irritation over that becomes him “nagging” on you all the time, making you two fight? In the end the reader ask what’s really bothering him and that is when he says the truth, making  them both realize that it’s just complicated love they have for each other.

Note: My first attempt in a while for some light smut. Damn it’s been some time since I wrote it.

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States that exist and why

pennsylvania - i live here

delaware - i live near here

new jersey - angry governor

new york - honestly what do you expect

massachusetts - weird accent

vermont - shaped like a v

new hampshire - almost looks like ‘new hamster’

rhode island - smoll

maryland - idk. my grandparents live here

virginia - haha virgin

north carolina - honestly ive seen like half my school wearing shirts from the outer banks

south carolina - like north carolina but more south

kentucky - fried chicken

tennessee - country music

georgia - the nicer “southern hospitality” rednecks?

florida - oranges gators and death

mississippi - georgias racist cousin

alabama - mississippi’s equally racist cousin

arkansas - pisses me off because its pronounced arkansaw

missouri - sounds almost exactly like misery which is probably accurate

iowa - elections

ohio - the gateway to midwestern hell

indiana - i always get this mixed up with illinois

michigan - split into two big parts which pisses me off

illinois - probably the only decent part of the midwest

wisconsin - cheese

minnesota - looks like a mini soda can that got crushed

south dakota - mount rushmore. thats it

kansas - the wizard of oz

oklahoma - looks like a pot

texas - hell

new mexico - aliens

colorado - square

idaho - potato

utah - mormons

arizona - more racists

nevada - gambling

california - everything

oregon - liberals

washington - “the state not the capital”

alaska - cold

hawaii - hot

the few rest of them are irrelevant

Just set up my redbubble shop! There’s only two images up right now, but I’ll be uploading designs all through the week until it looks like an actual store, so feel free to keep checking back and I’ll make a decent post about it when it’s more super duper like. The username is the same as my twitter handle so, yeah, mostly I’m posting this to say don’t freak out nobody is stealing my work this is officially me :’D

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Idris was awesome. Took pictures with alot of people and signed alot, super patient and gracious considering how aggressive some people were.  I was literally pinned next to him because once I got my picture people swarmed, i was totally surrounded and people were pushing me harder into him, I nearly fell and he grabbed me!! it was only two second but I was like “OMG IDRIS ELBA IS TOUCHING ME” 

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@lemonade-time​ I am tagging you in this even though I know you already saw this lolol! So the picture below is myself and Idris, it was extremely hot and humid yesterday in NYC so its a miracle I was able look marginally decent! I wasnt even going to post this picture, but I figured, why not?? Amirite??

  • Yes, he smells like chocolate heaven (pun intended) 
  • Yes, the man is pure class, its preety incredible. 
  • The man rolls with his own security team, employing men of color which is so nice to see 
  • I would say he’s about 6′2 
  • I would also say blue is his color (see above) 
  • That accent tho. THE.ACCENT. LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY OVARIES. 
  • When I asked for a pic, he said “Sure, no problem” in the midst of people hollering and shoving cameras and phones in his face. It took me 5 minutes to get the picture people because people kept pushing me! Truly it was madness. When I got pushed the second time, I stepped on Idris’s toe and dropped my umbrella, he then said, “You got my toe” and he looked at me with a smirk - I was slightly mortified. I was like, “OMG I am so sorry I cant help it people are pushing me,” at which point the New Yorker came out in me and I told people “TO BACK THE HELL UP!!!!!” (Might’ve said ‘fuck’ I cant recall LOL), people listened, and Idris was finally able to walk into the hotel. 
  • He stopped AGAIN to take pics with fans (gracious af and patient to boot) I said, “Idris I’m in love with you just so you know. I had to tell you that” He laughed and went in side #ZEROCHILL 

Here is some bonus Karl Urban (I felt really bad I brought nothing for him to sign)

He was also very gracious and patient, to his credit. I told him he looked great, he said, “Thank you” 

Final note:
Super dissapointed in Chris Pine.He was super diva-ish, very “I’m too cool for you” and had security blow through the fans, didn’t take pics with anyone, didn’t even stop to sign one photo. I didn’t even see his face, just the top of his head. Tsk, tsk Chris! The people you snub are the same people who waited hours just to get a glimpse of you. They are the same people paying their hard earned money to see your movies and buy your dvds. Maybe it would be advantageous to not be so quick to snub, because let’s not forget what a box-office bomb Finest Hours was. #justsaying 

All the cast members who attended did what you didn’t seem to have the time to do. It matters. At the very least, apologize. 

LEST WE FORGET: #RIP to #AntonYelchin, he was and will continue to be sorely missed.

Thanks for reading!

PS - Also met Sam Heughan there, he was the kindest most patient guy.  Took pics with nearly all the fans waiting for him, signed tons of autographs and even turned to wave goodbye to me when I said thank you.

PSS - Can we as fans try not to be overly aggressive when there are no barricades? I mean I never just put a camera in anyone’s face with out permission, press is one thing but fans are another.  I saw Idris, Karl and Sam nearly get hit in the face with people’s phones. Just remember they are human beings first, and while they should certainly be gracious (*cough* Mr. Pine) they really dont ‘owe’ you a damn thing. Ask and be polite. Don’t be like a pack of rabid animals, because that behavior only encourages more and more stars to not give anyone anything. Just my two cents. :)

He's Not Even a Lifeguard, What an Asshole

Lifeguard!AU - Hidashi

Whoever said that being a lifeguard was fun, Hiro thought mutinously, deserved to get their faces smashed.

Sure, it paid decently enough for a part timer. But frankly, Hiro was bored out of his mind. He’d been at it for what, a good two months now, but the most exciting his job had gotten thus far was when a teenage girl had stumbled towards him, looking like she wanted to be anywhere but there, only to say, “Um, I-I’m sorry but could you umm, showmetothepool?

He almost felt bad for her when she ran off, cheeks glowing impossibly red as she rejoined the gaggle of giggling high school girls, after he wordlessly gestured at the pool they were standing next to.

Unbelievably, today’s shift was even less action-packed than usual. He’d blown his whistle once at a couple of baby-faced brats who clearly didn’t know the meaning behind ‘no fighting in the pool area!’, and then spent the rest of the day swinging his legs idly while he focused on not falling asleep on the unforgivingly hard plastic of the elevated lifeguard chair. College was a pain in the ass sometimes, and frankly he was surprised that he had managed to keep himself from dozing off after only three hours of sleep the previous night.

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