only you can prevent

Selections from the unofficial Clone Trooper handbook:

1. A Sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn’t know what’s going on.

2. An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.

3. Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart.

4. Everything is air-droppable at least once.

5. Only you can prevent friendly fire.

6. The longer everything goes according to plan, the bigger the impending disaster.

Daddy Doesn’t Have to Know - Part 2

Title: Daddy Doesnโ€™t Have to Know - Part 2

Characters: Negan x You/Reader

Synopsis: The Saviors return to Alexandria. But not for a collection though.

Warnings: NSFW!!! And this is a bit longer than most of my fics too, I think.


Note: Yโ€™all asked for it, so hereโ€™s part 2 of Daddy Doesnโ€™t Have to Know. This oneโ€™s still dedicated to @babyblues915! I hope you guys enjoy reading! Thank you always for leaving lovely replies that keep me motivated. <3


It had only been three days since the Saviorsโ€™ last visit, three days since your sexual encounter with their charismatic leader and yet here they were again. As you watched them on the porch of your house, you noticed that only a single truck had pulled over and not a lot of Saviors were present as opposed to their usual numbers during collection. You watched Tara pull the main gate open and called for your father.

โ€œWhat do they want now?โ€ Rick uttered under his breath as he watched the Saviors step down from the truck.

You turned to your father, โ€œWe need to cooperate, dad.โ€ You told him.

He was furious that you willingly accompanied Negan in the garage, alone, with no weapon to help you defend yourself. Last time Negan played pool, two people had died and Rick was somehow traumatized that history might repeat itself. Of course, no one died that day, except maybe for your dignity when you ended up having sex with Negan.

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anonymous asked:

What are your headcanons on Jeff's hair? I headcanon that he keeps his head shaved (Because some parts of his hair can't grow back) and wears wigs

I headcanon that his hair is long and matted and gross. I do think all of his hair got burned off in the fire but since he was deemed a creepypasta, his healing became better and faster than most humans but for some reason his hair grew back black rather than brown. But the reason why it’s long and horrible is because he’s him so he obviously isn’t going to take care of it! He’s got better things to do…


You will love Noah Shaw to ruins, unless you let him go. Whether it’s fate or chance, coincidence or destiny, I have seen his death a thousand ways in a thousand dreams over a thousand nights, and the only one who can prevent it is you.”

Creepypasta HC #6

Slenderman feels like he must protect his forest from humans because he fears that they will destroy it.

He knows that humans are practically destroying earth and he wants their filth to stay away from him. That’s why he kills anyone who enters the forest with only a few exceptions.