only to have tumblr be like nope

canon: characters hate eachother, constantly compete, rude to eachother, have relationships with other people, show no signs of remotely liking each other

me: they’re in LOVE

If NCT Dream had Snapchat

Mark

  • has an incredibly long list of contacts
  • he has streaks with more than half of them
  • also has the highest snapscore among the dreamies
  • posts song recommendations on his story
  • records songs for his streaks daily
  • one time threatened to block Donghyuck but he didn’t believe him, so Mark actually blocked him until he was forced to unblock and add again
  • the first to greet contacts happy birthday and wouldn’t even need to refer to the ‘🎂’ that indicates someone’s birthday

Renjun

  • posts wips / progress videos on his story
  • same with his streaks
  • always says good morning / good afternoon / good night in his streaks
  • doodles moomin on his snaps with different colors
  • plays with filters but never actually takes pictures with them
  • geofilters are his fave
  • never clears cache but always wonders why he has no space

Jeno

  • LOVES TO PLAY WITH FILTERS
  • expect lots of videos of him just using different kinds of filters with no context
  • “the flower crown filter is back!” “they replaced the cat filter with a different one…” “i miss the bee filter!”
  • sends pictures of animals he sees, especially if they’re cats or dogs
  • rarely posts on his story unless it’s a selfie of him and another dreamie
  • or if it’s a video of him approaching a cat on the street just to pet it
  • once in a blue moon he gets someone to record him playing the latest cover he learned on the guitar

Haechan

  • tries to surpass mark’s snapscore
  • gets angry if mark is #1 on his best friends list but he’s not #1 on mark’s
  • very sneaky with taking snaps, has lots of blackmail material saved in his memories and sometimes even posts it on his story
  • screenshots everything
  • sometimes records videos of himself throwing shade late at night to post on his story
  • gives everyone in his contacts a minimum of 5 emojis in their name
  • turns his wifi off after loading peoples stories to view them without having it say he’s seen it

Jaemin

  • sends pictures of his face all the time, but it doesn’t always mean they’re flattering
  • zooms in on his face a lot when taking pics
  • or takes selfies in weird angles
  • doesn’t caption his streaks so don’t be surprised if you get a snap that’s literally just a close up of his smile with no context
  • daily vlogs on his snap story
  • spends a good 2 hours browsing all of snapchat’s featured stories
  • sends those “tap and hold to share with a friend!” to every friend. wants everyone to feel loved
  • loves making stickers of literally everything but never deletes any of them, even if he has better versions etc
  • takes 483828 years to find a sticker he wants to use

Chenle

  • rip headphone users
  • likes to go on the map and browses stories from all over the world
  • uses 58388328 stickers on his snaps
  • has 8483838282929 stickers of all his friends
  • uses the voice filters all the time
  • repeatedly calls for the attention of other people just so he can try out weird filters on them
  • has a “segment” for his snapchat story where he records videos of him messing with either renjun, jisung, or both
  • changes the color of his texts so it always ends up neon

Jisung

  • is That Person who sends really plain streaks
  • either a blank screen with “s” scribbled on it or a picture of his shoes 
  • puts a '✔️’ before the contact name of everyone he has a streak with
  • if he takes a picture of himself he’ll usually scribble out his face
  • only time there are snaps on his story is when others like Chenle or Donghyuck steal his phone and take random pics
  • secretly rewatches friends’ stories
  • you’d expect him to post vids of him dancing on his story but nope. rely on the other dreamie stories for that quality content
  • That Person who has a bitmoji that looks NOTHING like them

palefluffyowl  asked:

Has the giveaway winner already told you, whether or not they want the books? 📚

Nope, not yet. I used to give people 48 hours only to respond to me, but I’m going to give her a little more time. The last thing I want to do is choose a new winner, have her log in after the fact, and then see what she missed out on. Her profile literally says she posts twice a week, so it sounds like she isn’t on Tumblr every day. If it goes beyond a week, I’ll have to consider selecting a new random winner. Until then, I’ll wait it out. :) 

(By the way, this is in reference to the Harper Perennial Olive Editions giveaway that ended on 18 November.)

And here’s our new giveaway of 50 (that’s not a typo) vintage paperback classics.

Hey RebelCaptain shippers!

We’d like to introduce to you an activity we’re very excited about… 

         ~*~The RebelCaptain Rom-Com Challenge!~*~

Summer is coming (for those of us in the Northern Hemisphere), and we thought this might be a fun, exciting activity to spruce up the season. We hope you enjoy it along with us. There are TWO phases to this challenge, so please read the information post carefully!

How the Challenge works:

  • The first phase of this challenge are the submissions! We’ll be collecting a list of Rom Coms that YOU would like to see adapted for Jyn x Cassian
  • Only Rom Coms on the list will be available for sign up, so please do send in your ideas!
  • The second phase involves actually writing it; you will sign up to write a “Romantic Comedy AU”—one AU per person.
  • You’ll get the summer to write it, and we’ll check in every now and again with you to reblog your snippets, teasers and WIP so that the fandom can cheer you on.
  • Graphic makers will also have a chance to participate! If you sign up as a graphic maker, you may contact or be contacted by an author to help them create a graphic to go with their fic! (You can start signing up immediately, unlike fic authors.)
  • Of course, you can sign up for both portions of the challenge, as a fic writer and graphic maker.
  • This challenge will work kind of like an exchange, except instead of signing up to give your work to one specific person, you’re making a gift for the whole fandom!

Important Dates:

  • Please submit ideas for Rom-Com AUs that you would like to see written—you have until June 20th, midnight PST to do so. (Starting now!) We will be updating your ideas for AUs into this list. 
  • On June 23rd, you will be able to sign up to write an AU! Sign ups will last until July 5th, midnight PST
  • AUs will be given on a first come, first serve basis, and the list will be updated with the authors next to each AU
  • The challenge will officially begin on July 7th and you will have until the end of August/beginning of September to complete your AU
  • (Posting dates will be staggered so that everyone’s works can be appreciated upon release)

Rules:

  • While you don’t have to be a member, all participants must be following @therebelcaptainnetwork as everything will be happening here (and we don’t want you to miss updates!)
  • Reblog this post (the more people who join, the merrier!)
  • Have your askbox open!
  • Your completed work must be at least 5k words

Sign Ups:

Please send all forms to therebelcaptainnetwork@gmail.com!

Graphic makers (please send the following form before midnight July 5th):

  • Tumblr Username: (your username)
  • What your graphics talents are: (gifs? graphics? edits? fanart? au gifsets? multitalented?)
  • Nopes?: (anything you wouldn’t like to make a graphic for?)
  • Contact or Be Contacted?: (Would you like to reach out only to authors you want to work with? Or can anyone message you asking to work with them - given you can?)

Rom-Com participants (please send the following form beginning June 23rd and before midnight July 5th):

  • Tumblr Username: (your username)
  • Please list your top 5 Rom Com AU choices: (1 being the one you’d like the most)
  • Any Rom Coms you wouldn’t like to write?: (Are there ones you wouldn’t write at all?)

We’ll be using the tag #rebelcaptainromcom for all posts related to this exchange. This is also the tag to use for posting your snippets and answered asks for this challenge!

We hope that you’re as excited as we are about this event! We know that was a lot to take in, so if there’s any confusion, as always, please message us if you have any comments, questions or concerns.

when you want to link someone to a great tumblr post but when you click it, the person’s tumblr theme is so nope that you have to go find the post on a different blog so u don’t feel shame when u link ur friend

PSA bc it's pissing me off rn

Hi this is a rant given to you by me while I’m sitting on the floor in my shower with my phone, in a life proof case, in my hands. I, because I’m tired from being out walking around in an unsuccessful hope of seeing fireworks, am just trying to chill while the water washes over me for a bit and enjoy some Bucky smut.

Now, here’s where I start to get annoyed. I search Bucky x reader smut and scroll through the tags. Not only do I find a shit ton of Seb Stan x Reader smut, I find fics that don’t contain any smut at all. So, I’ll scroll through the tags to see if Tumblr mobile is just fucking up. Nope. The authors tagged their Seb Stan angst as Bucky x reader smut.

Like, I get the point of why they do that bc it gets their work more views bc they’re tagging it with a popular tag. But c'mon man, when I’m scrolling through the search area looking for some Bucky smut I don’t wanna have to scroll past fics that don’t technically belong in that category.

Smh…okay…that is all. Just wanted to share my little annoyance with you guys. Back to sitting in the shower and then hating myself for wasting water. *grumble grumble grumble* I apologize for any typos or weird autocorrects.

anonymous asked:

Hey no fair ! I'm a 11 year old and your bendy is 27 I loved him no I fell heart broken

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You have to be at least 13 years old to use Tumblr. We’re serious: it’s a hard rule, based on U.S. federal and state legislation. “But I’m, like, 12.9 years old!” you plead. Nope, sorry. If you’re younger than 13, don’t use Tumblr. Ask your parents for a Playstation 4, or try books.




Now. This is really important, guys. DON’T TRY TO FLIRT with my characters or with me if you are under 18 y’ old.

I think it’s fine to be friends with minors, but flirting ISN’T appropriate, it’s illegal.

Okay so last week (I think?) I tried to scroll back through @nessiansmut ‘s and my messages on Tumblr to see what the very first conversation was like. Needless to say, I didn’t manage that but here are a few out of context quotes I glimpsed which were too good not to share:

I thought my life was sad but nope just got beaten by an octopus

I think I left all my chill back in 2012

Apparently my blog is pure sin and fun. I blame you. 

our only two moods are make everyone have sex or kill everyone and inflict pain

i’m still trying to figure out my top 10 fictional characters. it’s like asking which organs i don’t need

$5 says he constantly tries to use it like a dick light saber

i’d be mad if a horny fae stole my expensive lotion too

“Helion spell cleaver my ass more like helion leg spreder” “the only thing I’m cleaving tonight is that pussy”

Get in bitches we’re committing manslaughter

I’ll switch to my computer so I can angry type faster

I’m apparently working in the salt mines this week

“Cassian - why is he writing Cassian. Is-a-little-bitch. Really Azriel?”

Since we’re on the topic of dicks…

No one wants to die naked mid thrust. Completely ups the thrill factor

I feel like gossip girl. “Hey prythian word has it that our favorite spymaster has been working on his cardio? But who has he been working on it with you ask. That’s one secret I’ll never tell. xoxo suriel”

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Throw a girl a boner(his) and use one of the az-sturbation ones

anonymous asked:

To be honest the reason that you are getting so much criticism is because unlike pretty much every other figure skating blog on tumblr you don't keep your personal opinions to your personal blog. Every single post you always tag with both the "figure skating" tag and the skaters own tag so people end up having to see all of your opinions whether they want to or not. It makes it look like your presenting what are only your opinions as things that are factual. Maybe you should stop doing that.

Holy cow, you are right, of course. What the heck, why doesn’t this dumb website have any feature that allows those people who don’t want to read/see my stuffs to block my content from showing up on their dash…

Oh, wait, isn’t that… I wonder what that block button does?

(Legit just had to create an entirely new Tumblr account to double check if there’s a bug or some such that prevents my blog from being blocked. Nope, worked fine for me)

(Also btw, I’d like to apologize to all the Yuzu fans out there. He’s like the skater about whom I’ve had a most excessive number of personal opinions and I do tag him in every single post even when it’s only one stupid random gif here or there)

10 July 2017

[The Cafe with Robert and Diane (FANDOM: Robert and Diane!!! Together!!! More of this please!!!)]

DIANE: So off screen time on the cruise was great! But let me tell you about the captain of the ship! He was…Robert? Are you even listening to me. I’ve got pictures of him on my phone, we could totally be having gossip time about how fit he was, but…

ROBERT: Can’t talk about anyone else Diane! I’m all about Aaron and Aaron only these days and not in a super healthy way because I’m totally ignoring all of my problems and therefore missing the easy solutions like…communication! But anyway, what’s the one thing that Aaron will absolutely be super excited about, especially when it’s me bringing it up?! Nope, not toast. I tried the food thing yesterday and it didn’t work. It’s MONEY! That’s right, MONEY. Aaron loves MONEY and he especially loves when I obsess over it. It’s really one of the cornerstones of our relationship. He’s going to be so excited when I tell him how super smart I was about the MONEY!!!

FANDOM: Oh…so Diane’s only here so you aren’t talking to yourself? Sad, but still, Diane! However, you totally should have just chatted about the probably fit cruise ship captain, Robert. I’m sure Aaron, even in this most fragile, insecure state he’s in, would have preferred that to the money thing….


[The Mill with Robert and Aaron (FANDOM: The Mill!!! Get some better lighting please. You’re making the gif makers sadder than this storyline is already making them.)]

ROBERT: Aaron! Check out these totally ugly and completely useless chairs the Plot had me buy. No, don’t worry that they’re chavv! You used to be a chav! Don’t think I haven’t seen pictures of you with your trackies tucked into your socks. Besides, these are for you and Liv, which means I totally did the right thing, right? Praise me please! If you don’t, I’ll reblog them later for validation.

AARON: Ummm…I’m actually speechless over the absurdity of this Plot Point, but the Plot would like me to point out that you have better and more important things to spend your money on. I won’t get into detail now, but don’t worry, I’ll give you a full recap of everything later.

ROBERT: It’s fine Aaron, we don’t have to worry about money anymore. Do you remember that payout I practically forced out of Lawrence when he bought me out of Home Farm?

AARON: Umm…must have missed that Plot Point. Sorry…

ROBERT: Are you sure? I could have sworn I told you about it, cause you know we tell each other EVERYTHING all the time. But you remember, I was all upset because Lawrence wouldn’t let me be part of the business anymore. I got all shouty. The fans loved it. We totally stood at the bar a meter apart from each other because it was during the Chill and we didn’t touch in those days and had a conversation about it. No?

AARON: Not ringing a bell, soz…

ROBERT: Doesn’t matter. *Super Excited Face!!!* So I was really smart and you’re going to be so proud of me. I invested all of that money and now I’ve got…sorry…I care about you and only you…we’ve got 580 grand to play with. Yep, that extra 80 grand was so worth it to see that look on your face…wait…

AARON: *Not impressed at all Face* I’m sorry, have you met me? Money will not solve all of our issues Robert. I mean, actual conversation probably would but…nah…let’s just keep this fight going in vague terms and not about the actual core issue. Otherwise, how will this Plot be able to run another five and a half months? I mean we can only take so many off screen breaks.

ROBERT: BUT IT’S HALF A MILLION QUID!!! AARON?! Why aren’t you doing the excited thing with me? Is being mardy a full time job for you? Maybe I should get Lydia to come round to clean the Mill and maybe her relentlessly perky attitude would rub off on you. Or you’d be back in prison for murder but…she could get rid of the chairs you hate? Or I could. I’m sure there’s a conveniently placed Plot fire around here I could toss them into…

AARON: So why were we chasing around after Ross for 2 grand then?

ROBERT: Because…the fans needed to see some lighter scenes and me skulking about like a spy fit the bill? Also…principle…yep, that’s it.

AARON: No, principle was me not wanting to use Gordon’s money to buy this place. Ugh, and who talked me into that, oh yeah, Rebecca. #ThisPlotSucks Oh yeah…and for extra measure, you’re a lying liar who lies about everything, especially your own feelings about this whole stupid baby Plot, even lying to yourself on that one.


[The Mill with Robert and Aaron (FANDOM: So…this is just the set of misery now right?)]

AARON: So…back to the part where you had all this money lying around and you still let me use Gordon’s money to buy this place…

ROBERT: Well…the Plot forgot I had all of this I think…maybe? I’m not sure. These might be rewrites. I’m not in the know Aaron?!

AARON: I mean, what you thought I’d just get over it?!

ROBERT: Well…to be fair…you kind of have except right now when the Plot wants to dredge up all of this awful stuff to push you over the edge…probably to make you cry again. The Plot really likes when you cry.

AARON: You may have a point there, but still, you don’t know me at all. Anyway, remember in the last scene where I said I was going to give you a rundown of all of the money related plots that we’ve been involved in. Well, the Plot printed me out this list from tumblr so let’s see…1 and 2 were the Ross thing and the Gordon’s money thing. Number 3, you claimed you had to work with Rebecca because we were skint.

ROBERT: But the Plot says I couldn’t have cashed in the stocks then or I would have lost money. I mean yes, I never needed to invest it anyway because I only made 80 grand but…

AARON: The Plot is full of shit. Number 4, Sarah and her treatment. You could have paid for that. Would have made you look like a hero but nope…

ROBERT: I would have if the Plot had let me. You know I would have…right?

AARON: You know…that’s the thing with this Plot. I just don’t know anymore.

ROBERT: I promise, I was doing this for us. You, me and Liv. I miss Liv. Remember Roblivion? We could probably use Liv now. She could lock us in a room with cold curry again until we had a #ActualConversation

AARON: Sorry Robert, I need to be really upset as we go further into this #PeakAngstWeek so I’m not going to believe you. You’re only ever out for yourself. This probably says way more about my state of mind than it does about you, but get out of my face! I’m bottling up all of my feelings, having an internal meltdown and taking it out on you because you’re the only one I get to have scenes with. Sigh…remember when people used to enjoy our scenes? Oh well, at least this one is ending. Head on back to the Laurel vs Emma Plot you were all actually enjoying, fans!

because-fandoms  asked:

hi seanan! thanks for the signal boost on my post, i may have squeaked in an undignified way when i saw it but it was a squeak of joy - i found good people for the books! have a wonderful day =)

I am so glad!

Tumblr is the only place where I “vanity search” (IE, run a search on my name) periodically, because it lets me boost fan art and mood boards and the like.  I’m still very careful to nope out of criticism and things that are clearly Not For Me, as I don’t want anyone to feel like they’re being unfairly monitored.

rules: you must answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people

i was tagged by @adampairrsh @rykesmeadow @harley-quinn​ ​@ironthrones​ thanks girls 💓

tagging: @persephene @jaimelannistre @perksofbeingafanboy @odairannies @valramorghulis @niklausxcaroline @aizawashoutta @shirayukii @kireiharuka  @kurorolucilfer @sajou-rihito @marlenemckinnan @meraudurs @heisce @hermionegrangcr @herimone @mavencalore @kovuku @shgieo @alrightpotter @katsuukis @odious @madelaine-petsch @viktrnikifrov @deerlily @hyppogriff @captainpoe @ginnyeweasley @hyoudoukyoharu @rosetylecr @sociapathic @callyope @james-barnes @stanseb @daenerysn @neitherheavenorhell @bensolcs @neils-josten @kyloren & whoever wants to do this!

the last
1. drink: green tea
2. phone call: my grandma
3. text message: my mom
4. song you listened to: Despacito
5. time you cried: just today after watching a really sad movie :’)
6. dated someone twice: nope
7. kissed someone and regretted it: nope
8. been cheated on: nope
9. lost someone special: nope
10. been depressed: ofc
11. gotten drunk and thrown up: oh yes

3 favourite colours

12. grey
13. pastel
14. colours of the sky

15. made new friends: do tumblr friends count? then yup lol
16. fallen out of love: nope
17. laughed until you cried: ofc
18. found out someone was talking about you: yeah
19. met someone who changed you: not yet
20. found out who your friends are: they’ve always been there…
21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: no

general

22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: I only add people that I really know irl on FB, so I know like 99% of them
23. do you have any pets: nope, but i’d like them
24. do you want to change your name: nope
25. what did you do for your last birthday: quiet dinner with the fam
26. what time did you wake up: 9-10am
27. what were you doing at midnight last night: watching some show
28. name something you can’t wait for: being happy and content with myself
29. when was the last time you saw your mom: just a couple of hours ago
31. what are you listening to right now: nothing
32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: nope
33. something that is getting on your nerves: so many things where do i even begin, mostly my lack of motivation
34. most visited website: tumblr, youtube
35. hair colour: golden brown
36. long or short hair: both are fine it depends on the style of cut
37. do you have a crush on someone: nope
38. what do you like about yourself: creativity, individuality, wit - an actual ravenclaw
39. piercings: ear lobes
40. blood type: O
41. nickname: (don’t think i have one- if y’all have one for me let me know lol)
42. relationship status: what’s a relationship (ditto, sam)
43. zodiac: capricorn
44. pronouns: she/her
45. favourite tv show: friends
46. tattoos: nada
47. right or left handed: right
48. surgery: never
50. sport: not really pro in any area, but i did participate in quite a few back in high school. but did i also mention how much i love to watch volleyball…in haikyuu!!
51. vacation: bali & italy
52. pair of trainers: nope
MORE GENERAL
53. eating: nothing
54. drinking: nothing
55. I’m about to: watch a korean drama
56. waiting for: an opportunity
57. want: to find my own path                    
58. get married: idk
59. career: hopefully i’ll do something i like
WHICH IS BETTER
60. hugs or kisses: hugs
61. lips or eyes: eyes
62. shorter or taller: taller
63. older or younger: depends on what context….
64. nice arms or nice stomach: def arms
65. hook up or relationship: relationship
66. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant
HAVE YOU EVER:
67. kissed a stranger: nope
68. drank hard liquor: yes
69. lost glasses/contact lenses: yes
70. turned someone down: yes
71. sex on the first date: never
72. broken someone’s heart: I don’t think so
73. had your heart broken: yes
74. been arrested: no
75. cried when someone died: yes
76. fallen for a friend: nah
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
77. yourself: maybe in some ways, but not fully
78. miracles: yes
79. love at first sight: don’t really believe it unless it happens
80. santa claus: ofc not
81. kiss on the first date: depends whether i like them or not
82. angels: unsure
OTHER:
84. eye colour: black
85. favourite movie: Spirited Away

prettywolfdemongirl14986  asked:

Hey Ben how are you and I got 2 questions 1st question is your hat magical and 2nd question is Jeff annoying when he lost a game with you??? Oh and Ben stay cute(•ω•)

BEN: i’m good, i’m good.

BEN: this old thing? nah, the only magic it’s got is the magic ability to hide my poofy hair.

BEN: and actually he’s not annoying at all i think i get on his nerves more.

BEN: see like this one time i won at a halo campaign and he totally flipped his shit.

BEN: he threw my xbox out my window!

BEN: so yeah.

Jeff: Are you talking about me?

BEN: nope.

(I really wanted to answer this one but I don’t have my tablet on me so I just answered traditionally I hope you don’t mind ^^

this was also supposed to be responded to last night but tumblr was being a pair of buns and wouldn’t let me post. So this post is still on Christmas Eve!)

“So.” Charlie sits down at the table and stares at me. “The wandering magician let me know about last night. Poop gathered from pigeons and you’re - ah - attempted adventure of it on me.”

“Which Honcho said nope to you know!”

“I know. But I checked tumblr, and people on it also said no.”

“Ooh! I thought @feverfewm was doing a tricking, like when people say a Jay should only have two lunches!”

“So telling you to not have an adventure was telling you to have one?”

“Uh-huh! Reverse-jaysome doesn’t work on a Jay!”

“…. next time, talk to me or Honcho before doing such things.”

“Even if the adventure is with you?!”

“Oh, we’ll make sure to be surprised.”

“Okay!” 

Of course…

…. i knew that “twitter famous” stuff was going to lead to chori chakaari of my stuff and just all around general fuckery. 😒😒😒

Some rando on twitter not only just stole yesterday’s lb, point by point, BUT IS ALSO STRAIGHT UP PRETENDING TO BE ME. (Identity theft, much?) Unfortunately for them, they tangled with the wrong chiraiyya while pretending to be me: my dil-O-jaan, jaan-E-bahaara, rashq-E-qamar @vishwaspur who is now going full-on Gauri Kumari Sssarma on their ass and making them regret pulling this stunt in the first place. 😂😂😂 Sucks to be them. (But very awesome to be me and have my smol fierce chiraiyya fight for me like this.)

Just an FYI, the twitter handle for this blog (which I made over the weekend coz I fully anticipated this garbage coming up) is tellywoodtrash. Same username on IF. But I don’t anticipate being active on either of these platforms because lol nope, staying far away from that trash fire. 🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 Tumblr is my one and only, but I’ve made those handles so no one else can squat on them and claim to be me. So if you see the content of this blog on other platforms under any other username, it is not me.

And to the loser who stole my shit, down to the title of this blog “kyunki i have no life”, you truly don’t have a life. Get one, please. Just not mine. Coz if you want my life, you don’t just get the good parts of it; you gotta take the crappy bits too - like the stress acne, my car repair bills, the anxiety and depression, my work deadlines that are killing me, my cat’s mood swings that lead him to bite the fuck outta me, and my goddamn kidney stones. If you don’t want all of that shit, you don’t get to profit off the sense of humour I’ve cultivated to deal with the madness that is my life. Fuck off, please and thanks. 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽

Originally posted by yesiamarebelliousflower

Author Spotlight: skivvysupreme day 3

And finally after 8 days we make it to day 3 for skivvy!  Enjoy!

Day 3: Readers and fandom

How long have you been writing Klaine fic? Do you consider yourself a part of the Klaine fandom?

I posted my first fic in 2013, I think? Sometime during season 5. I’d still say I’m part of the Klaine fandom but I’ve definitely slowed down from the way I used to post, which is unfortunate but I think understandable. I’m still writing, though!

Have you written fic in other fandoms or non-Klaine Glee fic or are you a Klaine only kind of a writer?

Nope, I’ve only written Klaine. No other fandoms, and no other pairings within this fandom. No one else interests me enough to write about them, so far..

What’s your most popular fic(s)? Why do you think people loved that story?

Just going off AO3 metrics, it looks like “Public Relations” is my most popular, though I think on Tumblr my most popular has been The Wax Verse. To be honest, I’m not really able to say why people loved “Public Relations” so much; I love the fic and I like how it turned out, but the reaction to it was so much more than I was expecting! As far as The Wax Verse goes, I haven’t put more into any other fic as I have for that verse. It’s a really rich fic. The tropes are fun to play with, and they play with canon in a way that a lot of people (myself included) really enjoy.

What fic do you wish more people had read?

I think my answer to this will always be “Black and Blue,” if for no other reason than I love that fic so much. Not to say that nobody read it; they certainly did, but I love it so much that I wish everyone had read it, haha.

What’s a good thing that’s come out of writing Klaine fic? 

Definitely the friendships! Jen and Truffles are such wonderful people and it was easy to bond over our shared love of Klaine, haha

anonymous asked:

(1/2) When exactly did age discourse become a thing? I was around fandom about six years ago when I was 13, and there was nothing like this (or at least it wasn't everywhere). Now, I see people claiming ships with even a one year age gap are a great sin that will raze our cities to the ground and salt and burn the earth. I have even seen people saying that characters who were canonically frozen in time are mentally 70 and shouldn't date people their own physical age. When? Did? This? Happen?

(2/2) It’s quite jarring actually. It’s only been six years, and I’ve never really been “out” of fandom. I’ve always been around on some site or other. This is something I’ve only really seen since I joined Tumblr. Attitudes seemed to have changed too. Like, when I was 13, if I saw a (now old) fandom term I didn’t understand, I clicked on the thing, and noped the hell out of there when I saw something that freaked me out. Lesson learned. Avoid that term. It’s the same generation. What happened?

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I honestly don’t know when it all went wrong I would happily go back to the superwholock days of tumblr if it meant all this dumb shit would stop I’m sick of it I miss when people weren’t so fucking entitled

anonymous asked:

You know when kids are little and they have 'boyfriends' or 'girlfriends' , please make a headcanon of that but with bby! Uma , harry and gilt

Whaaaaaaaat? Nooooooo. I wouldn’t know anything about that! I certainly didn’t have a ‘boyfriend’ from when I was 4 til I was like 8 or so, nuh uh, not me, nope, nope, nope kicks photos under the bed.

(Sorry for the delay! A few hours ago I remembered I was supposed to do something that required me to log off tumblr). 

- Honestly, these guys were probably reallllllllyyyyy little if they haven’t picked up yet that love = no-no. I mean, heck, even most dates on the Isle are taken place as part of gang activity so it’s definitely something only most kids would say out loud.

- The parents who care will tell their kids to knock that off right quick because love is weakness, stop showing affection, it’s dangerous. The parents who don’t care don’t care unless it becomes an issue or they’re literally right there watching.

- Honestly, these kids have no idea what a healthy relationship even LOOKS like, so, aha, this…..might be slightly horrifying.

- Harry doesn’t really have many ways to react - his mother is long gone, so he’s basically going off things he’s seen from the crew and their bar maids or ‘women of the night’ or (one or two) wives and other people on the Isle. It’s rarely been pleasant. He’s learned to be blunt and forward and I imagine that’s how he’d pull it off - basically just straight up asking Uma and Gil if they wanted to be his girlfriend/boyfriend.

- Uma isn’t quite sure what to do - her dad took off before she was born, she never knew him. Mommy occasionally has boyfriends or ‘gentleman callers’ though, and those have varied. Only one or two of them tried to be any kind of parental figure and those rarely ended well. She knows her Mommy is super confident though and never really worried much about whether or not another one would be around - she’s great, someone’ll be around.

- Gil has his mom and dad, but his mother will obey, side with, and forgive Gaston no matter what he does. Gaston’s always denigrating Gil for being ‘too soft’ and ‘too much like his mother’ Since he’s ‘like his mother’ he decided the best way to do relationshipping is by going by whoever and whatever the people he likes say.

- Honestly, they pretend this a lot until they eventually get the ‘you don’t talk about love’ attitude as they get a little older.

- Oh god, you know those little kid kisses that don’t really ‘count’ when you’re older? Those happened. A lot. They’re basically platonic but they happened.

- Uma takes the lead because of course she does and honestly they’re both pretty okay with that (although, again, it must be noted, Gil also has that toxic background radiation he called his home life).

- The three of them calling basically every time they hang out a ‘date’ omg.

- The three of them offering each other little things like shiny pebbles or shells to each other (Uma in particular gets lots of presents)

- These three were usually off playing together if they weren’t at home, sometimes with other friends, but not always. They were too young to know better and were just kinda adorable. And, you know, giving other kids fat lips for messing with them …or for kicks. That happened.