only the pure of heart

warm and soft like a fireplace….a heith….

A Khajiit, Elf, Pixie, and Half-Orc fail to walk into a church

Context: Our 3 characters have been set on a mission to enter a church and steal the relic inside it. However…

DM: You cannot enter the church.

Nameless (our elf): We talk to the priest inside.

DM: Alright. What do you want to talk to him about.

Nameless: About why we can’t get in.

DM: “This church is protected by wards. Only people with pure hearts and no bad intentions towards the church can enter.” The priest says.

Nameless: Ok. I exit the conversation.

Trump-Tinyhands (the half-orc): So, we need a pure heart, right?

M'riqa: Holy skooma the half-orc half-understands what we need to do!

Trump-Tinyhands: Therefore I think that we should find someone with a pure heart, take their heart, and use the pure juice from it to make us seem pure to the ward!

Nameless: The guards already want us for trying to blow up this fucking church we can not risk this shit.

Ricky (pixie): Well if we get caught we’re getting sent right back to prison for life so I don’t see why we shouldn’t.

M'riqa: Fuck this plan. Ricky, take Trump-Tinyhands to the bar and keep him supervised. Nameless, give me a fucking boost up. I’m going to climb the church and enter through the chimney.

DM: Roll a dext- Actually no. Hand me that Jenga set

M'riqa OOC: Wait, what??

DM: If you can move 15 pieces then your character successfully climbs the church. If you can’t, you fall.

M'riqa OOC: Khajiit does not land butter-side down.

DM: Well then. All the more reason to not fail then!

Trump-Tinyhands: I offer encouragement.

DM: Roll charisma.

Trump-Tinyhands: *rolls a 2*

DM: You try shouting “YOU CAN DO IT!!” At M'riqa, but your booming voice sends tremors through the ground.

DM: *starts shaking the table while M'riqa is trying to do the Jenga challenge*

M'riqa OOC: THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!

DM: Blame the half-orc, not me. I’m just doing my job.

ok i have been seeing a lot of misinformation about harry potter couples? so here’s the real deal

harry and draco are boyfriends and also harry is a bisexual

luna and ginny are obviously married, and they hang out with harry and draco all the time

hermione and ron are still canon but are in a poly relationship with pansy parkinson

neville is ace af so leave my poor plant boy alone

also dean and seamus are together but i’m pretty sure that was canon so it doesn’t need repeating

blaise and theo are being aesthetic boyfriends ™ over in france

remus lupin is also bisexual and is having a great time in the afterlife with his literal wife and also that sneaky dog sirius black

also in the afterlife: lily and james are the only canon couple i truly support w all my heart. pure young adults that died too soon but they get to hang in heaven and look down at harry being happy and livin’ his best life

Boyfriend Shownu

Anon: Hi I’m happy you’re back :) could I request a dating/boyfriend shownu thing?


Originally posted by wonkyuns

  • a shy, modest boyfriend
  • he’s very careful about touching you
  • it takes weeks of dating before he even holds ur hand and even then he treats it like a spectacular milestone,, blushing and smiling softly
  • it will take him a while to be truly comfortable with skinship,,, even when he really wants to touch you, he’s too shy
  • once he’s comfortable, you’re pretty much always in contact; sleeping on his chest, him laying his head on your lap, fondly playing with your ears, squishing his cheeks against yours
  • his body is the greatest thing to sleep on
  • you have to fight minhyuk off for that right
  • he’s like a teddy bear, so big and warm and he’ll stroke your head or rub your back and hum sometimes to help you fall asleep
  • back hugs
  • where he rests his chin in the crook of your neck and giggles at the other boys’ antics or just whispers sweet nothings to you
  • he’s so respectful
  • your aunt loves him the most, always swearing that if she were “just ten years younger ;)” and squeezing his biceps when he visits. she swears she’s just joking but you caught her checking him out too many times …
  • all the compliments and attention hell even ur granny wants a piece of him make him smile his eye smile and blush and he shyly hides behind you
  • although he’s generally quiet, he can nag a lot
  • only out of love, though
  • if he’s not around, he rings you in the morning to make sure you’re up or to wish you luck with your job interview/presentation/etc
  • also sends texts to remind you to take your vitamins/medicine/drink water/eat right/take the meat out of the freezer, etc … he’s such a dad
  • texts you good night too
  • and sends video updates that are just him with cute filters until one of the boys takes over (all are guilty of this but ESPECIALLY minhyuk who’s just hyper and wants to tell u about his day)
  • actually, though, let’s go back to that dad comparison
  • bc he really is such a dad
  • he’s just a loving, typical dad that nags sometimes but ultimately loves his kids
  • but he’s ALSO Daddy too so ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • likes to take care of you, in and outside of the bedroom
  • you’re always his main concern; that you feel good, that you’re mewling his name while running your fingers through his fluffy hair, that you’re fulfilled
  • he loves when you wear cute, frilly things
  • but sexy outfits aren’t unwelcome either
  • money isn’t an issue when it comes to you so he’ll buy you the most luxurious, sexy outfits then take you to a fancy restaurant, his hand on your thigh and *cough* sometimes higher, under the table
  • only if you’re alone though
  • if it’s a “family” meal, with either your actual families or the boys, then his hands are neatly folded on his lap unless eating, with elbows off the table :)
  • so mannerly
  • also the type to surprise you with flowers
  • and always brings a gift when he visits your family, usually a bottle of wine or maybe flowers too
  • tickles your sides
  • looks so damn good with kids like
  • holy shit I need me a freak like that
  • you’re the type of couple that will get married young and have at least one child before turning 30
  • he often takes your younger cousins/siblings to the park, or the cinema and amusement parks
  • probably takes them to disney world too, depending on his schedule and how sneakily he can do it bc
  • although the “scandalous relationship” was revealed only weeks into dating, he can’t exactly be open about it. there are still many fans against it and the media doesn’t react kindly to an idol dating so
  • he didn’t want to thrust you or your family into the spotlight, only to result in negative attention
  • tbh, even if he could, he wouldn’t
  • his private life is, well, private and personal and he’s not the type that would arrogantly flaunt that no matter how cute u are together
  • he would like to post the occasional couple selca but he’s content with just keeping them on his phone, to look at when he’s lonely and tired backstage and the stylist is beating his face to hell and back
  • everyone working for Monsta X is aware of you,, he doesn’t exactly hide the dopey smile he gets when your name is mentioned
  • the boys were weary of you at first, which is only natural
  • they really love their friend and leader, wanting only the best for him
  • were you using him? were you a bad person? did you truly love and appreciate him for his kind heart and pure soul? only when you prove that you’re good enough, will they trust and accept you
  • now it’s a joke between you all
  • “hey, remember that time when we didn’t like u? lol what a crazy time”
  • they only accepted you after shownu was having a hard time
  • between monsta x promotions and filming for Lipstick Prince and managing personal and private life,, hyunwoo was getting run down and although he would never say it, he felt so tired and upset
  • and that’s when you surprised him with his favourite coffee and snacks back stage
  • you weren’t supposed to be there, let alone bring food (they were “dieting” bc there’s nothing wrong w extreme diets and affecting your health apparently :) :)) so you texted wonho to ask if he’d sneak you in
  • the boys watched as your presence brightened hyunwoo immediately and he had that eye smile with his cheeks bunching by his eyes and his teeth all on display
  • that’s when they knew they liked you, that you deserved him
  • and now they’re just trash for your ship
  • “when you get married, can I be best man?” - Wonho
  • “can I be godfather to the kids?” - Kihyun
  • “can I be the little girl that throws flower petals?” - Jooheon
  • hyunwoo can seem like just a shy, awkward bean but he’s so much more than that. he’s loving and hardworking and once he loves you, he would move the stars themselves just to make you happy
  • your future will undoubtedly be a happy, content one. he’s an old fashioned marriage-then-kids-then-pets (a Labrador to start with probably, maybe a cat too and fish and a hamster eventually) kinda guy and it may seem simplistic but nothing about the immense love hyunwoo has for you is simplistic

mythology: siren aesthetic 1/?

suddenly the ship fell silent, a voice as serene and beautiful as the ocean cutting trough the thick fog.
the young men froze in their spot, it was as if time had stopped, like their hearts soon would.
he felt his throat clench as a young girl swung herself over the railing, her bare feet hitting the wood of the deck. 
her skin a sick blue colour, her eyes as black as the night she was born of, as dark as the crews future.
but all he felt was wonder, as he observed this creature, her voice as ascended from heaven but her heart as non-existent as the god they were all praying to.

“please let me live”

and so she did. she let one young man be, his heart the only one pure enough to spare.
left him to die at sea like she once did.
and so she waited for her lover to come by and wrap the dying men in her embrace.
her lover was death you see, and just as cruel as she.

Kuroshitsuji character ratings:
  • Finny: an angel. Has only good intentions. Pure of heart. Actual ray of sunshine. 10/10
  • Prince Soma: a best friend. A good kid. Tries his best. Filled with love. 10/10
  • Ciel: Kind of a shitlet. Too emo. Pretentious. Unironically listens to evanescence. Still a son, gets a 10/10 but probably doesn't deserve it.
  • Lau: Always high. Secretly sad. Probably suffering. His jokes are the worst. Gets a 10/10 in spite of that.
  • Lizzy: a goddess. Tries hard. Has a lot of love. Deserves the best. Also cute. 10/10.
  • Sieglinde: 3 ounces of whoop ass. Wild af. Also precious. V funny and adorable. 10/10.
  • Grell: Nice hair. Nice clothes. Nice heart. A queen. Could kick my ass. 10/10.
  • Edward: thinks he isn't soft. He's soft. Very awkward. Tries too hard. Wins fights by crying. 10/10.
  • Diedrich: gets a 10/10 just because of how long he's had to put up with the Phantomhives and their bs.
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Oblivion - Miss_Peletier - The 100 (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

“Forgive me,” he whispers, and it’s as much a plea as it is a prayer.

The events of the final hours before Praimfiya and the following five years from Marcus Kane’s perspective, and how they affect his relationship with Abby Griffin.

Preview below, and the rest is at the link above! :D 

It’s almost monotonous, he thinks, in the silent, pulsating pain of it all.

After all, it’s a system they’ve been employing for the past hour, a step-by-step process they devised to make sure every single member of their people gets an equal chance at surviving the death wave. They walk in, show him their name on the slip, he says a few words of affirmation that taste bitter on his lips. They leave. Again and again, they come, show him the paper, and leave.

Some are angered, some are shocked, some, just white-faced and trembling, disbelieving. But all of it ends the same way. He’s left with their lives on sheets of paper, heartbeats etched in names on scraps in a bowl.

It’s almost monotonous, and it damn well could be – if he were a different man, a man who ignores the pain of his people. But as it is now, he sits in his chair next to the bowl with his heart in his throat and his stomach lurching. The pin on his jacket means it’s his duty to save them, but why does it feel like he’s doing the opposite?

He’s meant to protect them, to ensure their survival, and by some twisted path of fate, that’ll mean hundreds of them must perish.

He can hardly look at the bowl itself, the weight of the task at hand pressing harder on his chest each time his eyes fall upon it. So he decides to do something else – to place his gaze elsewhere – somewhere safe, somewhere warm. The only place that can offset the ever-present pain of playing a paradoxical role: the Chancellor and the deliverer of death.

Abby Griffin stands in the corner of the room, both a few feet and an ocean away. She’d decided to be here with him instead of outside the room, accompanied him without a word exchanged. From the dull ache in her eyes, he knew she understood his pain – knew he’d need her here just as much as she needed him. Having her in the room, he thought, might just be the only thing keeping down the lump in his throat.

They don’t talk. And truly, what is there to say? He knows her pain, feels it as keenly as she does, although he reassured her she had no reason to feel it at all. Her choice was the right one, the best decision any of them could have made with the information they had at the time. The moment the hatch opened and Bellamy emerged…thinking back on it sent a low, simmering thrill through him, an instinctive rush at the realization of salvation.

Marcus Kane did not consider himself a selfish man, but the thought of seeing her again, holding her close, hearing her voice…she’d saved him in so many ways, and not just by opening the door.

After David Miller walked in, unfolded his paper, and demonstrated that he intended to sacrifice himself for a chance at Nathan’s survival, he felt her demeanor begin to shift. She’d been distant throughout the process, as he knew she would be. This was not the time for closeness, for them to hold each other and to revel in being together again. But this was something different, a final string cut in the fraying fabric of her composure, and he sensed it as soon as David spoke.

So after he David left, leaving in his wake an agony that couldn’t be dispersed, Marcus did the thing he thought he wouldn’t do: he requested a moment alone with the woman who kept him whole.

“Can we have a moment?” he asks the guards at the door, who respond with a nod and close the door behind them.

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“I’ll protect you from now on. I’ll make it so that nobody will ever be able to touch you again.”

The Mockingjay & The Lion

There isn’t anyone who doesn’t love fairytales…especially me. This story is inspired by a Grimms Story called ‘The Lion and The Lark.’ Thank you to my beta @norbertsmom for helping me through the plot. How can I repay you for listening to my endless prattle about ideas and helping me throughout the process. You are amazing!!! To @kleeklutch you always come through in a pinch, no matter how weird my question is. Thankyou to my cheer and motivators @titaniasfics & @everllarkingnewtina TQM!!. Finally thank you to the talented members of @loveinpanem your prompts and ideas bring me so much joy, I really deeply inspired ny the prompt, it became 10k. If I could I’d hug you all I would!

Rated M ( for violence, mature themes   subject matter) AU / NON-Canon


“Momma, tell us the story,” her little boy yawned, “again.”

“Yes momma, tell us the story again,” her daughter parroted her eyes heavy with sleep.

Katniss smiled gently at her children. Twins who were as different as night and day. Her first born daughter was quiet and observant. her second born was sweet but with a quick flashing temper like his father. Her children were a mix of both of them. Katniss placed her hand on her womb, she was with child again, and her husband was beyond excited.

“Pleeeeeeeease momma,” both children begged from their respective beds.

“Alright.” Katniss took her son and moved him to his sister’s bed. “I believe tonight you get to sleep here.”

Her children giggled as they nestled together. Her son’s curly blond hair fell over his eyes. “Ready…”

Their eyes shined. “Yes!Yes!”

Katniss began to speak….


Once upon a time in the land of Panem, lived a poor huntsman who lived by the edge of dangerous woods. No one dared enter the wood for they said it was enchanted. The huntsman, Mr. Everdeen, was brave and was commissioned by the local magistrate to keep the vigil on the beasts that roamed the woods.

The huntsman was a widow and had two daughters, one with raven hair and eyes the color of gray storms, and his youngest with flaxen hair and eyes the color of the pale blue sky. He loved both of his children and warned them never to step out into the woods.

His oldest, Katniss, was a rebellious child. Not that she was disobedient, but she did like to push the boundaries set by her father. She liked to hunt just like he did, and she’d follow him. Every time he caught her he’d send her away until one day Mr. Everdeen decided it was far more prudent to teach Katniss to use his bow and arrows than to try to keep her at home.

Katniss surprised him. She was a better shot than he so Mr. Everdeen commissioned his oldest to always watch out for her younger sister.

Primrose was a sweet child and kept all of her father’s rules. She was a healer like her mother before her, and had need of the special medicinal plants that grew in the woods. Her father diligently sought out the plants Primrose needed, for she saved many lives in the remote village.

Mr. Everdeen was known to dote on his daughters, and so it was after a long harsh winter when the springs first rays poked through the gray clouds of winter that he announced he was traveling to town. 

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So pay attention to what is inside.

If God will show publicly what is inside my heart, my thoughts, my actions everyday, the ones that i do when nobody’s looking, will i be ashamed? These are the questions that i need to ask everyday for me not to be a self righteous Pharisee, because when you see who you really are, you will know your need for a Savior. When you know who you really are, no amount of trust in your own righteousness will be given and all your trust will be put to Jesus Christ.

Allow the Holy Spirit to clean the inside cup, because that’s the only way you can say with a pure heart, “All glory belongs to God.”

REASONS TO LOVE KUROO
  • he’s tol af
  • black hair
  • comes up like someone intimidating but is actually a dork
  • he jokes around but know when to back off and if he realize he went too far apologize right away
  • his horrible laugh
  • he wants to make nekomata’s dream true, he respect his coach so much
  • HIS ARMS !!!!!!! !!!!
  • when kenma is lost in his games and get missed he goes and search for him himself // light novel, during the trip to miyagi before playing agianst karasuno
  • biggest meme
  • he helps kenma with his studies 
  • he’s in prep college class and is also captain so he has plenty of responsabilities already
  • he’s in prep college class and how awesome is that!!! !!!!¡¡¡¡
  • he wants to fight people he doesn’t like 24/7
  • he also helps people that is not from his team *coughtcought||tsukki||coughtcouht*
  • HIS BACK DAMN !!!11!!1!
  • his provocation comments are on point
  • he knows exactly what to say and how to say it for encouring people to do better and try
  • he’s one of the most reliable characters imo 
  • his smile is so adorable it makes me cry
  • he says he is kind as a joke but he actually is, he’s probably not aware of how great of a person he is and makes me want to hug him
  • he sleeps on his stomach while pressing two pillows onto both his ears and his hair and it makes me want to hug him too
  • his leadership skills are unquestionable
  • silly comebacks like “for someone who is so clearly lacking in docosahexaenoix acid, I dont think your opinions have much validity”
  • has grudge on people for silly things “coughtcought||chapter200||coughtcought||yaku||coughcough*
  • COMPETITIVE AF
  • HIS VOICE
  • he was so into volleyball as a kid that he used to tried out the techniques he watched being used in matches on tv.
  • he has the taste of an old man for food, pls save him
  • his current concern is that he can’t get rid of his bedhead hair, after all this years
  • he’s very skilled at shuffling cards. (light novel) @ furudate let me know how much time he spends playing card games and with who
  • he’s passionate af and works hard to achieve his goals
  • HE’S PRETTY AF NOT ONLY IN FANARTS BUT ALSO IN CANON
  • he’s cute af but also hot af
  • he gets as excited as yamamoto sometimes and it’s beautiful
  • HIS SMIRK
  • HE IS THE KIND OF PERSON WHO CHANGES THE SYLLABLES OF PLACE, WHY IS HIM LIKE THIS
  • he confuses himself when trying to say something intelligent
  • he’s so supportive, it makes me cry
  • don’t take shit from people who can’t be objective in their view and doesn’t stay unspoken either

Time to clean this blog <(”) 

“I write whatever I see!”

Shaymin(Landform) Aka Min(and Sky form is called Shay :v)

They/them 

Shaymin is a god which symbolizes for glacidea flowers and meaningful war(Athena lol). They used to symbolize for gracefulness, but after a war, they gave it to Manaphy because they believed only a pure heart could have this “name”. Shaymin live with Cresselia since they have personality disorders, and Sky form can be quite…destructive? Shaymin have a job-history memoirist(?). They record the history event since they can see what is happening around the world, even when sleep :))) Shaymin have on their body some kind of old words to remind them about their job. 

At the corner is Giratina tho :v 

again abt bts i'm sorry

y'all they won i’m ulgy crying and I’m so so proud I can’t wait to shout my love for them when I’ll see my best friend in a few hours (bc it’s currently 3:45am and I “should” “wake up” at 5:30am)