only the pure of heart

warm and soft like a fireplace….a heith….

ok i have been seeing a lot of misinformation about harry potter couples? so here’s the real deal

harry and draco are boyfriends and also harry is a bisexual

luna and ginny are obviously married, and they hang out with harry and draco all the time

hermione and ron are still canon but are in a poly relationship with pansy parkinson

neville is ace af so leave my poor plant boy alone

also dean and seamus are together but i’m pretty sure that was canon so it doesn’t need repeating

blaise and theo are being aesthetic boyfriends ™ over in france

remus lupin is also bisexual and is having a great time in the afterlife with his literal wife and also that sneaky dog sirius black

also in the afterlife: lily and james are the only canon couple i truly support w all my heart. pure young adults that died too soon but they get to hang in heaven and look down at harry being happy and livin’ his best life


JN: Are you curious about the reason why you are the most loved and taken care of by the members? Though there are many reasons, my own reason for loving you is your kind and pure heart. Winwin is not only handsome outside, but also beautiful inside. Hyung truly cherishes you.

♡ everybody loves winwin, part 2 ♡

A Khajiit, Elf, Pixie, and Half-Orc fail to walk into a church

Context: Our 3 characters have been set on a mission to enter a church and steal the relic inside it. However…

DM: You cannot enter the church.

Nameless (our elf): We talk to the priest inside.

DM: Alright. What do you want to talk to him about.

Nameless: About why we can’t get in.

DM: “This church is protected by wards. Only people with pure hearts and no bad intentions towards the church can enter.” The priest says.

Nameless: Ok. I exit the conversation.

Trump-Tinyhands (the half-orc): So, we need a pure heart, right?

M'riqa: Holy skooma the half-orc half-understands what we need to do!

Trump-Tinyhands: Therefore I think that we should find someone with a pure heart, take their heart, and use the pure juice from it to make us seem pure to the ward!

Nameless: The guards already want us for trying to blow up this fucking church we can not risk this shit.

Ricky (pixie): Well if we get caught we’re getting sent right back to prison for life so I don’t see why we shouldn’t.

M'riqa: Fuck this plan. Ricky, take Trump-Tinyhands to the bar and keep him supervised. Nameless, give me a fucking boost up. I’m going to climb the church and enter through the chimney.

DM: Roll a dext- Actually no. Hand me that Jenga set

M'riqa OOC: Wait, what??

DM: If you can move 15 pieces then your character successfully climbs the church. If you can’t, you fall.

M'riqa OOC: Khajiit does not land butter-side down.

DM: Well then. All the more reason to not fail then!

Trump-Tinyhands: I offer encouragement.

DM: Roll charisma.

Trump-Tinyhands: *rolls a 2*

DM: You try shouting “YOU CAN DO IT!!” At M'riqa, but your booming voice sends tremors through the ground.

DM: *starts shaking the table while M'riqa is trying to do the Jenga challenge*


DM: Blame the half-orc, not me. I’m just doing my job.

folklore legends for the modern internet

the ghost of Instagram: a beautiful mirage with 70k followers and no permanent location, she is everywhere and nowhere at once and pictures move that shouldn’t

the crossroads demon of Wikipedia: if you bounce around Wikipedia links enough in the middle of the night a page will pop up that asks if you want to sell your soul (to expand their pages)

the Rightful Monarch of Tumblr: only they who is pure of heart unproblematic can pull the Sword of Opinion out of the stone and lead the site to be functional

The Youtube Curse: if you break copyright law too often they will censor you both there, and in real life, you will be a walking blur without face or name

The Dark Sea of Twitter: you scroll twitter at a certain time of night it will start showing you tweets from when you are 13, some tweets you didn’t even make, tweets you thought you deleted, trolls of the depths come for you

Libra - Mirror Mirror on Snow White’s Door 

When Snow White moves into her cottage and finds that she isn’t alone, we are looking at a Libra mind gone a little mad. The 7 dwarfs represent projections of herself, and Libra is the ruler of the 7th house, the reflective and elusive hall of mirrors. She thinks other people are threatening, or rejecting, or beautiful, and yet these are figments of her own essence revealing themselves in the outer world because she doesn’t know these feelings belong to her. The Evil Queen stands before the enchanted mirror and asks who is the fairest of them all, interesting because The Venus glyph displays the image of a handheld mirror. And sometimes the Libra looks into the mirror expecting an answer, because the person standing there can seem like such a mystery. The Queen and Libra’s own experience demonstrate the danger of the Libra mirror and its tendency seduce vanity and dilute identity. The dwarves were another feature of this mirror, and the 7 emotions and characteristics on display. Snow White was a Libra who did not know how to accept her happiness (Happy), was ashamed at her bashfulness (Bashful), embarrassed by her bodily functions like sneezing (Sneezy), suppressed her grumpy moods (Grumpy), distances herself from her dreamy sleepy state (Sleepy), was humiliated by her momentary airy dazes (Dopey), and fears harnessing her leadership (Doc). These sensations, qualities, and emotions that are inherent to her nature become features on the faces around her. And the Libra’s urgency is to create union and relationship, unbeknown that she is forming these relationships with herself. Libra is socially consuming because she must observe these qualities in other people before she recognises them in herself. Until then, there is the feeling of quicksand in her being, a lack of internal continuum and structure that can make her directionless and fearful. In no real direction she spins deliriously, meeting different dwarves everyday, operating without true value. But Snow White was beautiful because she knew how to love. This capacity to love is what truly enraged the Evil Queen. This is why she demanded Snow’s heart, and this is the only constant in Libra, the pure frequency of love, the heart they have inherited from Venus. In the Queen’s mirror, Snow White reflected the qualities of love, generosity, and sweetness that she had banished from her being, the very quality of Libra.


(art: kurtis rykovich)

يَوْمَ لَا يَنفَعُ مَالٌ وَلَا بَنُونَ

On the day none will benefit from wealth or children

إِلَّا مَنْ أَتَى اللَّهَ بِقَلْبٍ سَلِيمٍ

but only him who comes to Allah with a pure heart.

— Surat Ash-Shu’ara 26:88-89

Kuroshitsuji character ratings:
  • Finny: an angel. Has only good intentions. Pure of heart. Actual ray of sunshine. 10/10
  • Prince Soma: a best friend. A good kid. Tries his best. Filled with love. 10/10
  • Ciel: Kind of a shitlet. Too emo. Pretentious. Unironically listens to evanescence. Still a son, gets a 10/10 but probably doesn't deserve it.
  • Lau: Always high. Secretly sad. Probably suffering. His jokes are the worst. Gets a 10/10 in spite of that.
  • Lizzy: a goddess. Tries hard. Has a lot of love. Deserves the best. Also cute. 10/10.
  • Sieglinde: 3 ounces of whoop ass. Wild af. Also precious. V funny and adorable. 10/10.
  • Grell: Nice hair. Nice clothes. Nice heart. A queen. Could kick my ass. 10/10.
  • Edward: thinks he isn't soft. He's soft. Very awkward. Tries too hard. Wins fights by crying. 10/10.
  • Diedrich: gets a 10/10 just because of how long he's had to put up with the Phantomhives and their bs.
Boyfriend Shownu

Anon: Hi I’m happy you’re back :) could I request a dating/boyfriend shownu thing?

Originally posted by wonkyuns

  • a shy, modest boyfriend
  • he’s very careful about touching you
  • it takes weeks of dating before he even holds ur hand and even then he treats it like a spectacular milestone,, blushing and smiling softly
  • it will take him a while to be truly comfortable with skinship,,, even when he really wants to touch you, he’s too shy
  • once he’s comfortable, you’re pretty much always in contact; sleeping on his chest, him laying his head on your lap, fondly playing with your ears, squishing his cheeks against yours
  • his body is the greatest thing to sleep on
  • you have to fight minhyuk off for that right
  • he’s like a teddy bear, so big and warm and he’ll stroke your head or rub your back and hum sometimes to help you fall asleep
  • back hugs
  • where he rests his chin in the crook of your neck and giggles at the other boys’ antics or just whispers sweet nothings to you
  • he’s so respectful
  • your aunt loves him the most, always swearing that if she were “just ten years younger ;)” and squeezing his biceps when he visits. she swears she’s just joking but you caught her checking him out too many times …
  • all the compliments and attention hell even ur granny wants a piece of him make him smile his eye smile and blush and he shyly hides behind you
  • although he’s generally quiet, he can nag a lot
  • only out of love, though
  • if he’s not around, he rings you in the morning to make sure you’re up or to wish you luck with your job interview/presentation/etc
  • also sends texts to remind you to take your vitamins/medicine/drink water/eat right/take the meat out of the freezer, etc … he’s such a dad
  • texts you good night too
  • and sends video updates that are just him with cute filters until one of the boys takes over (all are guilty of this but ESPECIALLY minhyuk who’s just hyper and wants to tell u about his day)
  • actually, though, let’s go back to that dad comparison
  • bc he really is such a dad
  • he’s just a loving, typical dad that nags sometimes but ultimately loves his kids
  • but he’s ALSO Daddy too so ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • likes to take care of you, in and outside of the bedroom
  • you’re always his main concern; that you feel good, that you’re mewling his name while running your fingers through his fluffy hair, that you’re fulfilled
  • he loves when you wear cute, frilly things
  • but sexy outfits aren’t unwelcome either
  • money isn’t an issue when it comes to you so he’ll buy you the most luxurious, sexy outfits then take you to a fancy restaurant, his hand on your thigh and *cough* sometimes higher, under the table
  • only if you’re alone though
  • if it’s a “family” meal, with either your actual families or the boys, then his hands are neatly folded on his lap unless eating, with elbows off the table :)
  • so mannerly
  • also the type to surprise you with flowers
  • and always brings a gift when he visits your family, usually a bottle of wine or maybe flowers too
  • tickles your sides
  • looks so damn good with kids like
  • holy shit I need me a freak like that
  • you’re the type of couple that will get married young and have at least one child before turning 30
  • he often takes your younger cousins/siblings to the park, or the cinema and amusement parks
  • probably takes them to disney world too, depending on his schedule and how sneakily he can do it bc
  • although the “scandalous relationship” was revealed only weeks into dating, he can’t exactly be open about it. there are still many fans against it and the media doesn’t react kindly to an idol dating so
  • he didn’t want to thrust you or your family into the spotlight, only to result in negative attention
  • tbh, even if he could, he wouldn’t
  • his private life is, well, private and personal and he’s not the type that would arrogantly flaunt that no matter how cute u are together
  • he would like to post the occasional couple selca but he’s content with just keeping them on his phone, to look at when he’s lonely and tired backstage and the stylist is beating his face to hell and back
  • everyone working for Monsta X is aware of you,, he doesn’t exactly hide the dopey smile he gets when your name is mentioned
  • the boys were weary of you at first, which is only natural
  • they really love their friend and leader, wanting only the best for him
  • were you using him? were you a bad person? did you truly love and appreciate him for his kind heart and pure soul? only when you prove that you’re good enough, will they trust and accept you
  • now it’s a joke between you all
  • “hey, remember that time when we didn’t like u? lol what a crazy time”
  • they only accepted you after shownu was having a hard time
  • between monsta x promotions and filming for Lipstick Prince and managing personal and private life,, hyunwoo was getting run down and although he would never say it, he felt so tired and upset
  • and that’s when you surprised him with his favourite coffee and snacks back stage
  • you weren’t supposed to be there, let alone bring food (they were “dieting” bc there’s nothing wrong w extreme diets and affecting your health apparently :) :)) so you texted wonho to ask if he’d sneak you in
  • the boys watched as your presence brightened hyunwoo immediately and he had that eye smile with his cheeks bunching by his eyes and his teeth all on display
  • that’s when they knew they liked you, that you deserved him
  • and now they’re just trash for your ship
  • “when you get married, can I be best man?” - Wonho
  • “can I be godfather to the kids?” - Kihyun
  • “can I be the little girl that throws flower petals?” - Jooheon
  • hyunwoo can seem like just a shy, awkward bean but he’s so much more than that. he’s loving and hardworking and once he loves you, he would move the stars themselves just to make you happy
  • your future will undoubtedly be a happy, content one. he’s an old fashioned marriage-then-kids-then-pets (a Labrador to start with probably, maybe a cat too and fish and a hamster eventually) kinda guy and it may seem simplistic but nothing about the immense love hyunwoo has for you is simplistic

mythology: siren aesthetic 1/?

suddenly the ship fell silent, a voice as serene and beautiful as the ocean cutting trough the thick fog.
the young men froze in their spot, it was as if time had stopped, like their hearts soon would.
he felt his throat clench as a young girl swung herself over the railing, her bare feet hitting the wood of the deck. 
her skin a sick blue colour, her eyes as black as the night she was born of, as dark as the crews future.
but all he felt was wonder, as he observed this creature, her voice as ascended from heaven but her heart as non-existent as the god they were all praying to.

“please let me live”

and so she did. she let one young man be, his heart the only one pure enough to spare.
left him to die at sea like she once did.
and so she waited for her lover to come by and wrap the dying men in her embrace.
her lover was death you see, and just as cruel as she.

dean-win-chester6672  asked:

Our school has two different types of water fountains. Ones that taste like pure chlorine and ones that taste like ice cold spring water that only the pure of heart can drink. Of course the best water fountains are in the band hallway.

Pick your poison I guess


“I’ll protect you from now on. I’ll make it so that nobody will ever be able to touch you again.”