only moustaches

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: if hannah montana was an internationally recognized pop superstar, why was miley's only form of disguise a blonde wig? how would the people at her school not recognize her face? if you saw a girl at your school with the face of taylor swift walking around but with black hair, you wouldn't see it and assume it was just a student with her taylor swift's exact facial features, would you??if lorde suddenly dyed her hair blonde she wouldn't become unrecognizable to everyone, right?? and wasn't billy ray famous before she was even born?? ignoring the fact that his only disguise was a moustache, did word not get out in the media that he had a kid??? wouldn't tmz still exist in this world? how did he convince everyone that his daughter was named hannah and not miley??? wouldn't they assume that "hannah montana" was a stage name anyway considering billy ray's last name was stewart?? wasn't billy ray her manager??? didn't he perform with his daughter multiple times??? how was he not recognized???? he was famous enough to have dolly parton be the godmother of his daughter, right????? why is jason earles so creepy????????

grimes: thru sheer force of will and gut wrenching patience, i have grown out my hair without dying it for almost 6 months so this is p much all my natural hair color for the first time in almost 17 years. (b4 u judge my parents for letting an 11 year old dye its hair let it be known it was in the service of playing anne of green gables in the school play). natural moustache 2. i plucked only one side to see if it would grow back darker (which it did) so now i have a prominent moustache on only one side of my face which sucks but i guess its my fate. also im getting a tattoo in 2 days and forgot to think about it until now. any suggestions?

shannonallaround  asked:

Hello Dr. Eggman! I am absolutely thrilled that I found your fabulous blog! I have a question that I simply must ask you: If you absolutely HAD to (no way out of it whatsoever), how would you cope with having to shave off your beautiful mustache? Like the opposite of Movember? What would you do? How would it make you feel? --Shannon, a loyal fan.

@grimes: thru sheer force of will and gut wrenching patience, i have grown out my hair without dying it for almost 6 months so this is p much all my natural hair color for the first time in almost 17 years. (b4 u judge my parents for letting an 11 year old dye its hair let it be known it was in the service of playing anne of green gables in the school play). natural moustache 2. i plucked only one side to see if it would grow back darker (which it did) so now i have a prominent moustache on only one side of my face which sucks but i guess its my fate. also im getting a tattoo in 2 days and forgot to think about it until now. any suggestions?

why do i keep picturing a scenario where sportacus is on a picnic date with robbie, innocently munching on strawberries. robbie offers him some whipped cream to go with them because even he knows it’s a classic combination. of course he also knows sportacus will most likely refuse but that is not the point…

“robbie!! you know i can’t-”
“oh well, too bad!”
[robbie snatches a strawberry that sport was about take a bite out of and smothers it with whipped cream]
“robbie!! that wasn’t very- [gets cut short by the sight of robbie slowly and sensually licking the whipped cream off]…. nniiiiceeeee…….” [sportacus’ breath hitches]
[robbie just gazes at sport with hooded eyes, wriggling his eyebrows] “mmmmmmm creeeaammmmmyy” [he growls out]

………… [sportacus’ body seizes up entirely at this point, with only his moustache/whiskers vibrating in response]

 r.i.p sport. 

Ok, so I really love what they did with Nikola Tesla in Fate/Grand Order. From what little I know of him he was an exceedingly brilliant man whose achievements were either stolen from him or downplayed by his rivals.

In FGO they present him as a Star Attribute Heroic Spirit. People in this group typically are extraordinary humans who have achievements large enough to be considered “the hope of humanity”. Other heroes in this group are Romulus (who founded Rome) and Francis Drake (who was the first person to circumnavigate the world). Out of all of the Star Attribute heroes we’ve seen so far, only Francis and Tesla have the Pioneer of the Stars skill.

Pioneer of the Stars
A unique skill bestowed to a hero who became a turning point in human history. Having brought down to the world a power that was endowed only by beings from the Age of Gods and raised civilisation up, [Tesla] possesses EX Rank on this.

The reason for all of this is that he “revealed Zeus’ thunder to the world”. He took something that belonged to the gods, and made it commonplace for humans. His entire fighting style in FGO is based around this. Not to mention that he is a 5 Star Servant, meaning that at least gameplay wise, he is on par with heroes like King Arthur and Gilgamesh.

The more I think about it, he is kind of an Anti Gil

They are both Chaotic Good 5 Star Archer Class Servants.

They both have Noble Phantasms that deal bonus damage to Servants of certain Attributes. Gil’s deals bonus damage to Servants that aren’t of the Star Attribute and Tesla deals bonus damage to enemies that are of the Earth or Sky Attributes. In other words, Tesla is resistant towards Gil’s NP, and deals bonus damage towards enemies who are from folklore or mythology. 

Gil is the oldest Heroic Spirit known to man, Tesla is the youngest Heroic Spirit we’ve encountered so far.

Gil wishes to cull mankind in order to restore the world to the Age of the Gods. Tesla wishes to complete his World Wireless System, granting the whole world free electricity, which no doubt would advance mankind even further from the Age of the Gods.

EDIT: Fixed a factual error regarding Francis Drake

Aries: secretly a nerd shrouded in jock fantasies

Taurus: mysterious, hungry and a bitch, probably

Gemini: can’t rap but you’d still tap it, don’t lie

Cancer: likes the missionary position but not much else tbh

Leo: grumpy but knows what’s up

Virgo: white, straight and ready to mate (not)

Libra: kinky asshole who only dates men with moustaches

Scorpio: badass motherfucker about to fuck shit up

Sagittarius: do not approach unless sex is desired outcome

Capricorn: hides weird fetishes in an attempt at a normal sex life

Aquarius: gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

Pisces: total vegan that gets off on ‘what’s in my bag’ videos

Collage with moustache (2016)

This is something I originally did late last year and only recently added the moustache to.  The back ground is pink (fluro) watercolour. I have cut up my own photos to use and also used ink to draw lines on card. I used black card for the moustache and pastel chalk pencil to draw moustache hairs.

This is for Thierry, who inspires me on many levels.

matthew

p.s. I made the  silly mistake of having different temperatured lighting hence the pink background looks a little different on each side.