only good thing of this collection

Gay Things Bitty Does
  • Has a collection of 72 bowties, all of which with corresponding socks
  • Has a secret fan instagram account for Beyonce, and another one for Nicki/Arianna/Gaga/David Beckham
  • Is the most passive aggressive lil shit on campus. A good chunk of that comes from being born and raised in Georgia, but even his mama can’t talk smack like Bitty can
  • His garden variety twink aestheitc
    • i mean have you seen his haircut
    • and his smooth baby face
    • and his twink bod
      • #CertifiedTwinkEricBittle2k16
  • Favorite activities include calling people “sweetheart” and/or “gurl” and/or “hon”, shopping, baking, and interior decorating
  • Is the only member of the SMH team who can make a boy hard just from grinding on them
    • (Nursey is a close second and Bitty is so proud)
  • Dog filter hoe!!!! honestly bittle if you’re posting them on insta it’s getting to be too much
  • PSL are LIFE he makes pumpkin spice cookies, pies, and hot chocolate for the boys during the fall
  • his favorite movie is magic mike xxl
  • A 7-drink Bitty will curl up on Ransom’s lap and just start crying because 
    • “Anderson Cooper is so hot, Rans. I don’t know what to do.”
    • “…. okay, bits.”
  • He throws the BEST cocktail parties? Somehow he manages to tame Shitty into a sweater and khakis and dinner parties at the Bittle’s actually turn out to be fun nights
  • Jack Zimmermann

The concept of personal worth is so alien to this society that Jasper just…can’t grasp it.  You getting corrupted isn’t sad because a potential tool is being lost; you getting corrupted is sad because you’re you.  That idea just…has no place in the perfect hierarchy the Diamonds have going.  To Gem society, your wants and needs and desires are Evil if they run counter to what is expected of you, if you choose not to fit into the neat little cogwheel they’ve set out for you in their society.  To them, you aren’t a person; you’re a thing, with only as much value as you have to the collective good of that society.

Steven, you need to topple this monstrosity.  You need to bring it down, for all the people like Pearl and Amethyst and Garnet and Jasper that are caged and enslaved to the idea that you’re only good for what you can do for the collective whole.

At least, I hope that’s what the show is building up to.

Just Roommates: Part 1

Plot- Jungkook as your roommate+College adventures lol. 

Word count- 1.5k+

Characters- Reader, Jimin, Jungkook

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3  Part 4  

casual texting shit- part 1, part 2  

A/N- So I was reading this amazing Roommate AU series off @jungkookfortunekookies and I got lowkey inspired to write something similar. Hope y’all enjoy this. <3 Thanks to noona for creating and giving this beautiful idea love her. <3 



Life was really difficult at this point because you had just moved to another country for your bachelor’s degree. You were a good student and you were luckily provided with an apartment near your uni by authorities. The only thing that you were kept a secret with was that your roommate was actually a guy.


Your POV-

I had just got off the cab in front of a beautiful mellow red building with green springs flowing from each balcony. It was delightful to see where I was about to live for 4 years now. I started to collect my stuff from the mini truck that had come along.
“New place, new faces, new life… this is it y/n. You’ve made it till here alive and functioning and you’ll survive.” I thought to myself as I take a deep breath, clutching my own self because of the mildly cold weather.

“I wonder what my roommate would be like. I hope it’s not someone too crazy, or a murderer or something like that.” My thoughts were consuming me as moving to another country only left me dependent of one person, unwantedly though, but it had to be my roommate I have to get along first.

“OUCH!” I scream as a large carton fell on my head from the piles of boxes I had been gathering around.

“Are you okay?! Do you need help?” a soft, heart-warming boyish voice comes from the back of me, who was now on the ground with a box on my head and the canvases and paint bottles fallen all over the place.

“Well, I guess so…” I said dumbly raising my hands with petty, with the box over my face. I heard the voice chuckle. I removed the box from my face and just was left breathless. A beautiful Sunkist pale skinned face with ebony hair and unrealistic body proportion, almost that like of a Greek god or even better, was right in from of me, diligently gathering my canvases. He was dressed in achromes and was absolutely stunning to human eyes. I couldn’t really focus on him, but, God, I swear he was hot. Before I could be more shameless in staring at him, he cuts me off.

“Yo! Here.” He handed me over my stuff.

“Uh-Oh-! Yeah! Thanks. Jesus Christ, I’m so clumsy.” I stammered out of embarrassment caused by his overwhelming perfection.


“I got to go now, let’s see if we meet again.” He gave me the brightest smile before zooming out of my face on his skateboard.

“T-T-T-Thanks…” Before I could barely even thank him, he left.

“Wow. Will I ever even get to see this man and thank him properly?” I sighed.  

I quickly move inside the building not wasting anymore time in thinking about someone I wasn’t going to meet again.

There I was finally, in front of my house from now to 4 years more. I knocked on the door.  A surprisingly cute boy opens up the door and- “Ah, a girl? What on earth is happening?”

“Well, your mum is a girl too.” I sassed him back.

“Huh, never mind. What are you here for though?” he asked.

“I am going to live here from now on, apparently.” I told him, yet keeping the sass up.


“Oh, I’m sorry. Please come in! I mistook you there.” 

Trying to hide the crime boy.

“By the way, I’m y/n. I’m new here.” That was me giving a generic introduction to my ‘roommate’ I guess.

“I’m Jimin. Let me help you with your boxes.” He said as he let me in the apartment.


I moved about a bit to check the place. It was surprisingly clean for a guy to live in. the house had an amazing smell aura and it was very mesmerizing. There were scented candles, house plants and everything about that place seemed to perfect to exist. It was a blessing. It wasn’t furnished completely, but whatever there was, was too good.

“Woah, I like this house too much already.” My eyes lit up.

I approached the bedroom but then suddenly, Jimin called me out, “NO! You can’t take that room! It’s occupied.”

“huh?! What do you mean? We are supposed to be roommates now, I think I can have the right to choose a room of my choice.” I told him.

“We? Roommates? What are you saying, woman? I am not your roommate.” He laughed out loud.


“Then what are you even doing here?” I was confused at this point.

“Damn it! It’s my girlfriend; the one who will be sharing this place with you.”


So, it was a girl I was supposed to live with. I guess that is fine, but it got me kind of excited to even think about living with a guy. Only if he was like Jimin.

“Oh, I see.” I spoke slightly disappointed. “Yeah…” He nodded.

“I think I will arrange my stuff now.” I told him whilst unboxing.

“Sure, let me know once you are done. I guess we’ll meet often now.” He winked at me, taking a bite out of his chocolate bar.

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF DID HE JUST LOWKEY FLIRT WITH ME?! WTF. Okay calm down y/n. it’s just a guy, who’s girlfriend lives with you now. Nothing is going to happen. Calm the fucking tittes down.

It was 9pm now. And I had finally unpacked and arranged my things. It all looked so pretty. Me and Jimin had a pretty decent conversation about the uni and I was 90% of the conversation as I was nonstop blabbering about me being excited and awkward.

“I think I have to go now. See you tomorrow y/n! nice to meet you really. I hope you’ll like my girlfriend.” He gave a quick flying kiss before leaving.

Okay well, this was nice. Meeting with two of the most attractive men in life and getting my dreams shattered twice in a day. Great start, I thought.

I finally lay on the mattress kept in the living room area wondering about my life from now on. “Wow, I stink.” I muttered to myself. I got up and lit some candles already kept in the living room and turning on ferry lights to make the room look better. I quickly went in for a shower.


There were so many men’s grooming item in there. I was shook. I couldn’t undersyand anything that was going on there.

“What kind of a girl uses all of the men’s grooming items…” still shook me, took a quick shower, not thinking too much about it. I stepped out in just a towel wrapped around me. My soaking hair fell on my shoulders giving me shivers in the cold weather. 

As I entered the living room in my towel, I was shook again as I saw someone. 

It was the same guy! The skateboarded! Holy shit! Oh my god what the hell is he doing? Am I dead? Am I hallucinating? What the fuck y/n?! I was literally naked and this is how I met him again? First time it was me, dying on the ground and now here I am, soaking wet, just in a towel… Wow. I loved this day.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW DID YOU GET IN? YAAH! WHO ARE YOU? OH MY GOD!” He practically screamt in my full face almost covering his face to avoid looking at me.

“UM EXCUSE ME, HOW DID *YOU* GET IN?” THIS IS MY APARTMENT OKAY HOLY SHIT.” I was really in no mood for jokes now. This was serious business. Did he follow me? Is he a pervert? Probably not-

We both had a ‘who screams louder’ competition there.

“UH WHAT- THE-, this is your apartment?” he was shook now.

“Well, yeah? Why else would I be standing in a towel like this?” I told him.

“HOLY Shit- You’re my roommate then!” he had his hand covering his mouth now.


“You?! But wasn’t it supposed to be a girl?” I scraped my head.

“Daebak! Jimin was here? Wasn’t he?” He face-palmed and I noticed his slender fingers with rings on, which were very seducing. Holy shit why isn’t this day enough?

“Yes, I met him. He told me that his girlfriend was living here, so how is it you? Like how, what? Why? I’m confused” 

I was perpetually torn between feeling awkward, awful, aroused and ashamed.

“I am the girlfriend.” He let out a funny sigh. “He calls me that.” He was lol-ing so hard now, almost crying. He fell on the mattress and hid his face with a pillow.

Is he okay? Well, I am not. This guy I swear I couldn’t ask for more from god at this moment in life. A hot guy in my room, with me, for 4 years. 

This was going to be fun. 


was it okay? please let me know. i have a lot more to write in this. xoxo :P 

There are way more things I hate about Chidi than like about him.  His stupid Clark Kent glasses.  His extensive turtleneck collection.  Oh, and he loves ethics sooooo much, he once talked about John Rawls for two hours.  I timed it, and he only stopped because he saw me timing him.  Granted, he laughed and kind of made fun of himself…it was a nice moment, but still.  He always twitches his eyebrows when he says, ‘Absolutism.’  And he tilts his head whenever I say anything ignorant, but he never makes fun of me….which is nice.  He’s also incredibly patient, and kind, and surprisingly jacked.  And…OOOh fork!  I’m in love with Chidi.

Eleanor realizing she’s in love with Chidi

We asked CLAMP! The "time" that [insert name] likes? [Tsubasa Caractere Chronicle]

Kamui [page 71]

When he’s with Subaru.

In everything, Subaru [is] dearest [to him]. To Kamui, something like a world where Subaru isn’t beside him is unbelievable.

Subaru [page 73]

When he’s in a quiet space.

It’s possible that the water pulled Subaru in because its wavelength matched up with him, who favors silence.

Fuuma [page 75]

When he’s found something rare.

Collecting valuable goods all over the worlds is his job, but he frequently looks for things as a hobby, too.

Himegami [page 91]

When she’s eating noodles.

The moment when she’s eating her beloved noodles is the time of her greatest bliss. Her usual, dignified expression [becomes] slack, too.

[The following ones have only short answers.]

[page 94]

Touya: When he’s taking an afternoon nap on a day with good weather.
Yukito: When he’s eating something delicious.

[page 95]

Tomoyo-hime: When she’s hit upon an enjoyable idea.

[page 101]

Seishirou: When he’s seen just when specific people are in trouble.

[This wraps up the “We asked CLAMP!” section from Caractere Chronicle. Story Chronicle also has this section, about arcs, which I’ll translate eventually, too.]

Bubble Bath-Theo Raken

Valentine’s Collection:#10

Teen Wolf Imagine:#109

Word Count: 520

Warnings: This is quiet sexual. Not smut but not totally safe either.

Summary: A stressful week can only be fixed by one thing.  A good, old fashioned bubble bath with the love of your life.

A/n:This turned out very different than I originally excepted but I think it’s cute anyway. Short. But cute.

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Just started to watch this series on Netflix (idk about other countries, but here in Mexico it was added yesterday). I’m only in episode 3 BUT I have to say that it is fun and interesting. There’s a disturbing lack of wigs and some of the costumes are… suspicious? very inaccurate? But there are some good things to see:

  • LOTS of furs. Of course, that’s practically the theme of the series, the fur trade. So we have a lot of fur garments and accessories. Maybe a little bit too much? (look for the girl with little fur hair accessories). You know, enough fur that if it were real, all of the members of PETA would have a collective heart attack.

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  • Jason Momoa. I don’t think I have to add anything else to this line.

Originally posted by hawaiian-jesus

  • Many Native characters. Thank you. Really we need to see this in more not only historical series and films.
  • There’s a guy who looks as if he were Daniel Radcliffe’s cousin. His Irish cousin. (Who is also the guy from Hemlock Grove but looks SO much younger in this series. A.K.A. Landon Liboiron).

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  • The locations are breathtaking, as well as the interior scenes and the ones in little cities and forts. I’ve only been in 1 place which was a fur trade spot and the whole isolation and wilderness spirit of the place is very well seen in this series. I guess it’s some Discovery stuff. IDK. It’s supposed to be set in Ontario and so (you know, the whole Hudson’s Bay Company) but it was filmed in Newfoundland.

On the down side:

  • A lot of short hair, and a lack of wigs. Even in the London scenes. O.o
  • The setting is just “late 18th century” but there are a couple characters and outfits that look taken from (at least) the 1810s.
  • There’s a lot of blood. I mean, a LOT. Like, if you don’t have the stomach to see a guy having his throat open on screen, then maybe it’s not for you. This is neither a good nor a bad thing. It’s just a fact.

Well, this is it. For now. This series have only 6 episodes, so I’ll finish quick, I think. I’ll let you know any other thoughts and if you’ve already seen Frontier, let us all know what you think!

1/???? beatles album aesthetics

                                                       rubber soul

“I’d never heard a collection of songs that were all that good before. It’s like a collection of folk songs, and they’re all just really, really great songs. And not just about love. They’re about a lot of different things, but they all go together, somehow. Listening to Rubber Soul didn’t clarify my ideas for Pet Sounds, exactly. But it inspired me. When we were listening to it that night I said to myself, ‘Now I’m gonna make an album just as good as Rubber Soul.’ Not the same album. Obviously there can only be one album that’s Rubber Soul, just like there can only be one Pet Sounds. But it inspired me to do my own thing, and so the next morning I went to the piano and wrote “God Only Knows” with Tony Asher. „ —Brian Wilson

 “It sort of dawned on me that love was the answer, when I was younger, on the Rubber Soul album. My first expression of it was a song called The Word. The word is 'love’. 'In the good and the bad books that I have read,’ whatever, wherever, the word is 'love’. It seems like the underlying theme to the universe. Everything that was worthwhile got down to this love, love, love thing. And it is the struggle to love, be loved and express that that’s fantastic„ —John Lennon

We were very pleased with the way everything’s turned out. We all think it’s just about our best LP. I can’t wait for it to come out. The sleeve’s finished too, and the picture on the front is pretty good! „ —George Harrison

Experiencing heartbreak is one of the most important things in life. It will teach you so much about who you are as a person. Too often than not we put others before ourselves, and so, in any relationship, it is very easy to disconnect from ourselves when we’re trying to connect with others. This is when we start to forget who we are as individuals and focus more on the collective “us”.
Losing yourself is very common. During a relationship, a lot of people focus on who they have become around the other person, rather than who they are and want to be. Things that they’re passionate about take a back seat, simply because the relationship has now become a priority. This is normal, and this is ok.
And it’s all well and good when you’re in the relationship, but when you lose this person, you lose the person you’ve become, because you only became that person in their presence. You spent so much of your time learning to be someone they loved that you forgot to be someone that you loved too. But this is the process of healing.
Coming to terms with what you’ve lost is hard, but once that is overcome, you can tackle anything you put your mind to. You start to realise why you did certain things, or how your actions changed accordingly. You realise that actually you don’t like watching action films but in fact romantic dramas. You like being able to feel something other than adrenaline. These are the little things that matter. These are the things you realise when you spend time with yourself.
Even if you don’t like being alone, doing things that scare you is always helpful. Being out of your comfort zone will aid your personal growth.
And with time, you’ll start doing more things for yourself. You’ll start to understand about who you are and how you work as a person. You’ll start to read again, or write, or sing in the shower. You’ll fall in love with yourself. Spending time alone will teach you; how to move on, come to terms with grief, be by yourself again, and let go of what no longer gives you happiness. It will make you a better person.
So perhaps heartbreak isn’t the best thing in the world; but always remember that it is one of the most important. Without it, you wouldn’t know what loving someone else feels like, and you wouldn’t know what it felt like to love yourself either.

Venetia Law @venxtia

Something I learned from being alone


It worked guys, to put Ichigo and Rukia on the cover worked. 

There are many reactions about this volume some don’t want to read it, some are okay with it, some are sad, some are still angry, some mock it, some don’t care but the one thing that’s certain about all this mess is that everyone loves Ichigo and Rukia, not only Ichiruki shippers but really everyone, they love the cover and many bought the volume just because Ichiruki is on it. So congratulation to Kubo for being a smart pos. What’s more many of them are buying more than one volume each because they want to collect the cards, so really good job to Kubo ad Shueisha.

Still this doesn’t make me all that angry and you know why? Because I saw all the love the japanese people have for Ichigo and Rukia, thanking them for the amazing journey, saying how good they look together and many more cute things and also because of this

They know the endigng sucks.

Hiya, guys! I know a lot of people in the ACNL Community don’t have a whole lot of amiibo figures to get all the cool stuff from; but luckily for you, my amiibo collection is my only life accomplishment! 

3 lucky ducks will win the following things:

-Celeste Ribbon AND Lottie Wig

- Nintendo 3DS (with any faceplates or customizations), OR HHD N3DS XL

- Wii U (also customized if you want!)

- A customized avatar (by moi) with your mayor or fave villager

Some rules:

Only my followers can win! Each like or reblog counts as an entry! Reblogging more won’t help your chances at all, so, like, don’t do that!

This giveaway ends Wednesday, 11/9, probably around 10 a.m. EST! Good luck! Message me if you have any questions, I guess!

First.. what is it ?
Especially in England they dug up these bottles containing the materials i have written down below, research discovered that these where so called witch bottles, people made these and buried them under the doorstep of their houses to protect them against evil energies or curses.

- Little glass vial
- Black candle
- Hair,Urine,Blood,Nails from the one you want to protect
- War water, or just water
- Sage
- Black salt or just salt
- Sharp things, nails.. or i also put a cactus nail in it..

War water ?
War water is basically just water collected from a fierce thunderstorm and is a very aggressive protector against curses or negative energy.
Mostly people add mold, cayenne pepper or sharp things in it too.

First put everything in it, except for the black candle.. you only need the wax to seal it.
Take the vial in your hands and charge it with your intentions. meditate on what use you want it to have.
When it feels good your done !

anonymous asked:

Ardyn headcanons for like his quirks, deal breakers, and what he finds attractive in a s/o (female specifically if you don't mind!)?

✓ In terms of quirks, the man’s a walking quirkpot. He’s a sucker for cologne, but only for the sophisticated kind. It’s my STRONG headcanon that he smells very good, a musky manly scent mixed with a bit of cassis, pepper & lilacs.
✓ He’s very bohemian, and enjoys art and culture. He memorises works of literature by heart, and has been a great patron to artists and musicians.
✓ On that note, he can play an instrument or two, but he won’t exhibit his skill to just anyone. His house is full of things he’s collected over the years, many original paintings, and an old grand piano he still takes time to play every now and then.
✓ As you can see, he’s got a very particular taste; in clothes, in his automobiles, and he values ladies who also display a strong sense of personal taste.

Now, Ardyn and women, you say? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

✓ I feel there’s a strong distinction between Ardyn then and Ardyn now.
✓ Back in his days as a healer he enjoyed great success with the ladies. Eventually he settled down with a partner, that he was devoted to, but he certainly exploited his good looks and fame for a while.
✓ He used to go for classic beauty in his short affairs, however the woman he ended up with was the headstrong and capable type over traditional beauty, although to Ardyn she was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen.
✓ Then and now, he’s been attracted to women who can stand on their own two feet; thus desperation and neediness were deal-breakers in any beginning realtionship.
✓ After his life fell apart and he was denied his ascension, he went through a long period of indulging in everything from alcohol, to gambling and women, often wrecking their lives completely as a result.
✓ As with alcohol, Ardyn hasn’t had the time to entertain personal relationships for quite a while, as his main goal has been manipulating the Niflheim Empire.
✓ Ardyn now is fascinated by innocence mixed with intelligence. Someone who is genuine and sharp can easily gain his attention still.
✓ However it’s another strong headcanon of mine that the man hasn’t had sex for a few centuries. The need has died down and given way to focus on his master plan… That’s why he becomes so horny, when he finds someone he’s interested in, after all that time.

woah, of all youtubers to be catchin’ my praise today i didn’t expect it to be markiplier. i’m actually going to sub to him after this, this is a really cool interactive experience.

@ game grumps, love y’all too but paper mario still isn’t my thing and your lack of date grumps/single train is very disappointing.

anonymous asked:

I see that you do a lot of digital art, but do you also do traditional stuff? i'f you do what kind of art materials do u have? i would love to see them! <3

Yeah i try to doodle traditional daily but i personally don’t find it good enough to post it :’D //also half of my traditonal stuff is just me drawing nonstop hands/legs in hope i’ll improve tBHH// 

So most of my traditional stuff are just doodles for training, i never do any fully colored stuff these days hah!

Also ohman i personally love to collect art materials even though i barely use it,, hAH,,, more pics/info of those under the cut )v)

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Originally posted by spacefairytales

My footsteps resonate throught the empty corridors of my school; me being one of the only people present here, for goodness sake it’s ten minutes past midnight! Stupid school system, saying I have to have extra help and to come back for night class as well as having my normal classes in the morning.

As the clacking of my heels continue, I hurry down the hallways trying to get to my classroom to collect my things and go back home as quick as I can, my stomach calling out for food before it eats itself and the rest of my body. I turn a sharp corner and rushed to my classroom door. I shake the door only for it to make the dreaded rattling sound, making me groan outloud.

“Ugh, why do these things always happen to me!” I groaned. I guess I’ll have to get my stuff tommorow. I trudge towards the main exit of the school building, making sure I turned off all the lights on the way. I knew I shouldn’t of taken the job from Mrs Park, but her being one of my favourite teachers has its downfalls, making it easy to persuade me to run errands for her. This time I had put away the papers she was marking so she could go get her son from football practice. Although she is married, she is quite young for a teacher; around 30 years old with a 7 year old son, but she really doesn’t look her age.

Once I step out of the school building, I angrily text my supposedly best friend 

Me: i hate you…
Ji Ji:* : whyyyy ;(((( i thought you loed me :’(
Ji Ji :* loved*
Me: you left me at extra maths…
Ji Ji :* : ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 

I rolled my eyes and grinned as I started to stride towards my car: a BMW M3 white convertible, also known as my most prized possesion. It was given to me as an early 19th birthday present from my grandparents as they are flying out to Spain for 3 months a month before my bithday, so they gave it to me 6 months early.

Once I reached my car, I felt weird, as if someone was piercing needles at the back of my neck. I looked back to see nothing. I rushed inside my car and drove off towrds my house.

If only I knew how much a group of boys could turn my world upsidedown.

A/N: AAAAAAH hi! My name is J and this is my first ever au! This is just showing you guys my writing. If you were wondering, the main protagonist’s name is Sunmi Bianchi and she is 18 years old at the moment. I hope that you will enjoy the other parts and if you have any questions, you can go ahead and ask me- I don’t bite



Pretty Palette Challenge!  January 18th - January 25th

Hey guys! Winter still has like.. a month before we say goodbye (well it’s summer/spring to some) so we want to share with you these beautiful palettes to inspire you to draw anything with them!

Cold winters have this calm, silent and ethereal beauty to them, that even without snow you’re able to feel it, and that’s part of what we want you to take from it with these colors.

And well, you already know this: Choose one palette for your piece, not both, and only use those colors :)
Remember that it isn’t always about a character. Draw a background, a creature, a beautiful accessory, a mini fashion collection, a curious object…
Good Luck!

Things to note:
- For this week, fanart is allowed

~[The deadline for this challenge will be January 25th at 10PM GMT/ 5PM EST]

For more information about the group and its submissions, please read the FAQ! If you have a question you do not see mentioned there, please don’t hesitate to ask.
Make sure to submit your piece using the submission page, and tag it for the appropriate challenge!
If you don’t complete in time for the deadline, still post it to your Tumblr and tag it as ‘WAC’ and ‘wac challenges’!

We hope you’ll have fun and improve as an artist during this challenge <3

- artmun and wishalloy

dan, about his hair: sometimes i feel like i prefer it to being straight ‘cause its kind of hard to control when it’s straight because my hair doesn’t want to be straight — insert joke
me, putting my glasses on to read into things: hm