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  • Lance: Alright, Keith, what’s it gonna take for you to feel loved? What, you wanna get married? You wanna live happily ever aft-
  • Keith: Yeah.
  • Lance: what? What did you just say?
  • Keith: You asked me to marry you, I’m saying yes.
  • Lance: No, I meant when you said that-
  • Keith: What? Now you don’t wanna get married?
  • Lance: No, I guess-
  • Keith: We’ve only been engaged 15 seconds and you’re already getting cold feet.

anaubade  asked:

Could you do the dai companions reacting to the 15-18 year old Inquisitor giving them an unexpected hug after they almost die in a battle or something? 💕 Ty

Cassandra:

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Iron Bull:

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Blackwall:

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Sera:

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Cole:

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Varric:

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Dorian:

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Vivienne:

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Solas:

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Cullen:

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Leliana:

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Josephine:

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BONUS: CORYPHEUS:

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MY DUDES

SCAULTRITE IS A TYPE OF CRYSTAL THAT CONVERTS ALTEAN ENERGY INTO FUEL

ALTEAN ENERGY

A L T E A N

Do you hate yourself?

Do you dream of pets that try incessantly to murder their keepers?

WELL HAVE I GOT GOOD FUCKIN’ NEWS FOR YOU!

SATAN is an unsexed but probable female sandboa that YOU can own for the low, low price of “get her the fuck out of my house!!!!”

Why is she unsexed, you ask?  Well THIS LITTLE SHITBAG doesn’t believe in food, so she’s too small to properly sex! You heard it right here, folks: This sandboa is 6 months old and didn’t take a meal until J A N U A R Y! Now that’s what I call difficult!!!!

Satan’s ideal home would be with someone who has no self respect and cannot fathom interacting with a pet that wants to saw off their fingers with her tiny, tiny teeth!!!

Satan would ideally be placed with someone who doesn’t mind wasting pinky mice literally every goddamn week while she decides if she wants to continue living!!! Does she want live? Frozen thawed? Brained and scented? WHO KNOWS????? Not me!!!!!!

Satan has been known to strike just because you looked at her!!!!!! She’s had a full physical examination and is in good health, but that doesn’t stop her from being possessed by fucking snake demons!!!!!!

Eventually, Satan may realize that food is a thing that is Good and Pure ™ and she may one day make an awesome pet or breeder! Look at those high black spots, and she’s a gray belly! Don’t delay! Get this snake the fuck outta my house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE "LET'S NOT PUT A LABEL ON OUR RELATIONSHIP, LET'S KEEP IT FUN" SQUAD
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i was going to make the entire class, but i dont have the spoons for that. if you want a specific character i didnt do you can request them.

Okay, here's the thing...

I am getting sick and tired of having all of this “I’m disappointed in the malec first time scene” crap that is all over my dash. Yeah I get it, it’s annoying that there Has been two Heteo scenes (which I would like to point out we barely saw either) but nobody has seemed to consider this: maybe matt and Harry have boundary’s as actors. WHAT A FRICKING NOVEL IDEA! Also as anyone stopped to think that maybe it was even a creative choice because in reality a first time is supposed to be a private and personal affair? I get it really I do but you’ve got to understand that this is a TV show and the characters are played by actors, I.E. there will be times when it doesn’t go all out because even actors have boundaries. So please for the love of god. SHUT UP ABOUT IT!

Originally posted by gameraboy