only a bit more to go

It used to be that when you were bored with paperwork, you would go distract yourself by sharpening one of your favorite knives, or give your most disapproving scowl through a fenestrated wall to survey the kingdom. 

Well, that’s one way to describe a window.

But those were simpler times. There is only one cure for boredom befitting a demigod, and that is more senseless killing. 

I sense that Jack has a bit of a one track mind.

You consult your proud long snout for assistance with the hunt. You pick up the maddening scent of one of the young graveyard stuffers. You are sure it is the same one you slaughtered earlier, and yet his stench remains, confounding you from every direction. It is as if THE BREEZE which carries it deliberately seeks to obfuscate the odor’s origin. Your thoughts become more murderous with each blustery taunt.

Sniffing out the Heir of Breath may prove more difficult than previously assumed.

nekomimichi  asked:

Judging by the #1 on TheMeatley's video, I'm guessing this isn't going to be the only Q&A, especially with the thousands of questions he's received. Hopefully we get some more interesting answers that can fuel the fandom's speculations a bit more.

Guess we’ll just have to find out!

How to Win in EDH - Voltron

Hi everyone!

Today I am going to be talking about Voltron in commander. Voltron is an interesting strategy in commander because it can be very difficult for it to take out a table when you can only do it one at a time.

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Why Sprite prices won't be harmed

Cus some of yall don’t seem to get the memo.

Everyone seems to forget about the completionists, who make up the majority of the people trying to buy sprites. Sure, some people are after them because they look cool. But when someone is gonna drop millions on some old outdated familiar, you can assume its more likely they just want to complete the bestiary. The prices might fall a small bit, but in the end, they are only going to rise again as more people join, who want to complete the bestiary.

Seriously though. To everyone complaining about how much the prices are gonna fall thanks to the nymphs: No. Get over it, just cus the nymphs look better.

life update (please read)

Yo! I’m going on holiday!

✿♥‿♥✿ I’m going to China on Wednesday to see my family and then I’m spending a while in Hong Kong and Japan! If noone minds I might be posting a little bit of holiday stuff

If you’re in Japan during Late-July Early August we should hang ♪(゚▽^*)ノ⌒☆

So that means I’m gonna be off translating on tumblr for a bit -I’ll have some stuff on my queue and I can still respond to messages, but I won’t be posting any big translations here until mid-August, since I’ll only have my phone and the text editor is gross (I’ll think about writing up on notes then screenshotting.. idk idk

(as long as my VPN holds up) I’ll be more active on twitter -> @brotheryanny

I currently post some utaite tweet translations and fanart translations as well as screaming but if you’d like please follow

I’m also going (as long as everything goes as planned) to UraShimaSakataSen’s Summer Tour! I’ll be attending the 3rd August Tokyo Evening Concert, so I’ll be able to post a report of that or something;; Also if it’s something people are interested in, I arrange to get some merch (nothing big) to send off for a few fans who cant make the concert (´ ◕◞౪◟-)-☆ ill keep the fees as low as possible;; so hmu about what you think (is this a little illegal?)

ALSO REGARDING USSS I preordered the new album version B for the drama CD but I won’t be able to listen to it until I come back, over a month after it’ll have been released;; I want to get a translation out so if it’s not too much to ask could someone send me the drama CD track so I can start working on it earlier;; I’ll love you forever

That’s all, my update really isn’t that interesting but I thought I’d let everyone know before I leave! Thank you for readingggg

TalesFromRetail: Cheap Lady

Owner of a small tailor shop here!


This started many weeks ago when I first interacted with Cheap Lady. She phoned up to ask how much it was to hem a dress. I asked a few basic questions about the dress since the price depends on a few factors. From how she answered these questions, it sounded like she had a simple one layered dress that did not have a wide skirt. I said it would be about $10.

She arrived with a bag full of dresses and other things. The first two were wide skirts and had lining. They should have been at least $25, but since I could finish the edges with a “rolled hem” (it looks like the thread that finishes the inside of seams only narrower and the stitches are really close together) and that was an easy type of hem, I decided to let it go and just do it for that price.

The other two dresses required a bit more work, but again, I let it go. I’d rather not get in a “bait and switch fight” with anyone. I told her that these were normally higher in cost, but this time I would let it go. She still seemed to think that her bill was super high (I just looked it up…. $78 for 4 dresses, 2 pants and 1 jacket.) but paid.

When she came to pick up this order, she had another dress with her. This one was the same style as two of the others, just in another color (there were yellow, navy and cream ones) and she wanted it hemmed as well. I sort of felt trapped into doing it at the same price as the other two. She also wanted me to use the cut off material from the dresses to make a little ruffle that went all around the (deep) neckline to hide her old-lady boobs. I managed to get another $10 per dress for this.

She came in again later with a beautiful floor length red jacket that she wanted shortened. It was a super easy $15 job… however two days later, she changed her mind and since I hadn’t done it yet, she took it back and I noted on her file that she had a credit to use at a later time.

She came in last week to use it and had two items. One was a pair of lined pants which used up the credit. The other was a skirt that was too small by about 2.5 inches or so. She wanted me to “open the seam and sew in some elastic” to make it bigger. … I never feel comfortable with that since elastic is rather thick and makes the job look ugly. I said that I’d rather use some material in a similar color and add it in the back in a V shape to add the width.

She nodded her head in agreement and then started saying variations of “How much will it cost?” and answering her own questions with “$5? How about $5?”

Since I knew she was a cheapskate, I said “No, it will be $15,” in a vain attempt to get any money out of her. She acted like this was way too much money and decided that she will just wear the skirt and not zip it up since she wears long tops that will cover the opening.

Okay, whatever lady.

… I just got a call from the dry cleaner that I work with. I take in cleaning for my customers and send it to them, and they likewise take in alterations and send them to me. Sometimes they need to call to ask about prices and such.

The dry cleaner said “I have a lady here that needs her skirt let out a little and says you can probably do it with elastic?” … Well that sounds familiar. I asked if it was a lady with a beige skirt and and accent and she said yes.

I told her that she was in my shop the other week trying to get it for $5… so tell her $25. I probably won’t be seeing this skirt. ;)

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his-fair-assasin  asked:

Hey ^-^ Once i read a really good dramione fanfic but I can't find it again. Draco had to stay hidden a whole year with Hermione in Hogwarts, while Harry and Ron are searching for the horcruxes. I remember other bits and pieces but not much more, around 40000 words. I wonder if you know about it, thanks

Hi, is it this?

Isolation by Bex-chan - M, 48 chapters -
He can’t leave the room. Her room. And it’s all the Order’s fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something’s going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. “There,” she spat. “Now your Blood’s filthy too!” DM/HG. PostHBP.

-gumwouldbperfection

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infodumping about the ocean

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Boom!Cafe Au ! Where Amy opens up her dream Cafe with the help of her friends, assisting around the place! ( 6//v//6) A borrowed au from soaspersonal on Twitter!

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“If there’s a road straight forward or backward, and if there is a road on my left and right as well as side roads, i will take the side roads. There are pros and cons of side roads. Side roads are fresh and they’re not complete. Also, there is something you can experience from it. As with the common straight roads ahead, because there are already many information on it, i know that there might not be things i want to try experiencing. However, as for the side roads, people who have not come through them don’t know what they hold. And though it cannot be gauranteed, i might be able to be a bit more comfortable and be able to go faster, and it will be fun. The cons is that there are many bends. Extremely many. And if you’re not careful, you might end up at the start and go the straight road ahead instead; you might not keep walking the same road too. So you need to be wise with your choice of roads. You’ll learn and experience many things, i think you need to rely on and go with people who make the enviroment great. If i can only handle being wise, i will be able to safely and enojoyably cross that bend while living a dynamic life. I want to have more dynamic experiences, do a lot more, know more things, help the people around me and learn from each other. I want to live that way.” — oh sehun

Humans are weird little aliens

I really like the “Humans are space orcs; Earth is space Australia” idea, let’s try this out. 

Crewmates: A Guide To Housing the Main Species by Dr. Troa’Gaa was the name of the book Captain Kii’o grabbed out of the main deck’s bookshelf. He wanted to make sure to properly house the new Human that recently became member of the ship. Captain Kii’o sat beside his co-captain, Maefaa.

“Are you sure having a human aboard is a good idea, Maefaa?” Said the captain.”

“Are you kidding?” Maefaa said. “I’ve heard humans are one of the greatest advantages a captain would want!”

Kii’o didn’t really believe that, but hey. If Maefaa said so, he was inclined to believe it just a tad bit more.

“Alright.” Kii’o said, opening the book and going to the Human section.

“If you are new to housing humans,” Kii’o began reading the book out loud, “be sure to read this guide thoroughly. Humans are unpredictable, so forget everything about the other main species.”

“One of the human’s most surprising abilities”, Kii’o continued, “are their stubbornness. Of course, a race that originated in a Class-B8 Death Planet could only be as stubborn as they come.”

“Class-B8? That’s a little ridiculous. Class-B8s have volcanoes and tornadoes and just about every other weather that wants to kill you.” Maefaa interrupted.

“If a human appears to be superficially hurt, it is not something to worry about. Humans can heal cuts and even broken bones in a matter of weeks. Please, spare your medkits, as they usually are not needed, assuming no crew battle above rank 2 took place.

If you want to keep humans healthy and thriving, be sure to get at least one ‘pet’, as humans call them. If no ‘pet’ is provided, the human may attempt to bond and/or pet just about any living creature not marked as toxic. ‘Pets’ can be found in any ‘pet shop’, as the human civilisation calls them. If no pets can be found in the human’s pod, the human will most likely try to bond with inanimate objects, and try to pet dangerous animals.”

“Yeah, humans try to pet everything. One time, a human tried to pet the Konoios in sector 4, haha.” Maefaa said.

“What happened then?”

“The Konoio didn’t attack. That’s it. They just… stared at each other.”

“Are you sure humans aren’t psychic? Konioios are really aggressive, most of the time.”

“Yeah, I didn’t believe it at first too.”

“Did the Konoio run away?”

“No, it ended up becoming the human’s pet. Now everyone’s afraid of going into the human’s pod, haha.”


(Did you like it? Let me know, and I’ll keep writing!)

I Miss You (One Shot)

I Miss You: After weeks of being apart from your boyfriend, Bucky, the distance become a bit too much for you to handle.

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Warnings: Phone sex. Dirty talk. Mentions of past injuries. Graphic details of sex. Porn gifs are used. Super NSFW. (If you’re not comfy with phone sex or anything else listed, keep scrolling.)

A/N: I have no idea where this idea came from, but just know that it’s for a good cause! ;)

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His || Jungkook || 0.19

Member: Jungkook x Reader

Type: Angst, Fluff, Smut.

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A former “Not Like Other Girls” person’s perspective.

I know the cool thing to do is to shit on people who say things like “I’m not like other girls, but you have to remember that usually, “I’m not like other girls” starts with other girls saying “You’re not like us.”

You don’t have to encourage it, but please try for some compassion. The people who say this aren’t saying it because they hate women or whatever SJ-flavored excuse the population of Tumblr is using to justify their harassment this week. 

They’re doing it because when you’ve been kicked around and bullied and abused all your life, sometimes you have to take the things people hate about you and turn them into a source of pride instead of a source of shame. 

And when you’re repeatedly ostracized and told that you’re unlovable, defective, weird, and a billion other things because your personality and your interests don’t match the dominant perspective of those around you, you have two choices:

1) you can blend in, try to be what they want, and lose a little bit of yourself in the process, or

2) you can stand up, put your hands on your hips, and say “You know what, you’re right. I’m NOTHING like you, and after the way you’ve treated me, I wouldn’t want to be.”

Of course, there are more than two choices. But for this post, please assume the mindset of a 13-17 year old person-assumed-to-be-a-girl, who has been majorly fucked over by the people who are supposed to be their peer group. They’re only going to see those two choices.

In addition– and I can’t believe I forgot to mention this until the end, honestly, because this is really a pretty common thing– “Not Like Other Girls” people are often not girls at all, and don’t have any other way of expressing that.

What I’m trying to say here is that in many cases, “not like other girls” is a REACTION to cruelty, that sometimes manifests as cruelty itself. But this reaction only gets stronger when it’s attacked. So, the logical solution is to STOP ATTACKING IT. “Not Like Other Girls” kids deserve kindness and support. They deserve to be reassured that they don’t have to be feminine or even identify as female if they don’t want to, and that you won’t ostracize them for it like everyone else has done.

BTS Reaction to their girlfriend trembling during sex

Anon Requested:  Hi! Could you do BTS reaction to their girlfriend trembling during sex?

Wow um NSFW much? What am i even doing making a nsfw reaction at 11 at night smh.


Jungkook: You started trembling after your second orgasm. Your legs started to shake and you couldn’t speak. Jungkook didn’t want to stop, he only fucked you harder pounding into you while you let out a silent scream. His hands grasped your waist and he slammed into you harder and harder with each thrust. Your back arched with just the simple pleasure of your orgasm coming and the fact that Jungkook was fucking you at such a rough pace made it even more enjoyable for you. 

Originally posted by hey-seoul-sistah


Taehyung: Seeing you trembling only gives Taehyung motivation to keep fucking you. He sees you start to shake and a smile just appears on his face, seeing you grip the bed sheets as your whole body started to tremble threw away any little feeling of being tired because his pace immediately quickened and the noises of you squealing every time he thrusted and him groaning was the only sounds heard in the room. Let’s just say you gave him motivation for another three rounds.

Originally posted by buisually-appealing


Jimin: You had nearly collapsed on Jimin’s chest after riding for such a long time that you started to tremble just from coming down from your high. Jimin’s eyes were heavy but shot open when he felt your body shake. He’d immediately caress the side of your face looking down at you. “Are you okay?” He’d rub your back with his other hand and feel the anxiety filled weight lift off his chest when he saw you give a half hearted smile and nod. It was only then when he understood what your trembling was from. 

Originally posted by myloveseokjin


Hoseok: Hoseok wasn’t one to be cocky in bed, but the minute you started to tremble from under him and try to pull away he couldn’t help but smirk knowing it was him who got you like this. He’d pull you back down on his cock causing you to gasp out and immediately arch your back. Your moans were the only things that could be heard in the room let alone the apartment. The smirk on Hoseok’s face only grew larger when he heard the banging of the front door.

Originally posted by jaayhope


Namjoon: Seeing your body start to shake his ego only grew ten times larger. He started to slam into you harder which only caused you to moan out his name and the occasional “Daddy.” that he loved oh so much to hear. If you thought Namjoon was cocky during sex before the minute you started to tremble he got even cockier. The way he would thrust into you slowly yet with a power behind it had you cumming all over again.

Originally posted by jenorise


Yoongi: Yoongi didn’t notice that you were trembling until he heard your quick intakes of breath. His eyes had been closed and he was lost in the feeling of how tight you were around him. The minute he opened his eyes he was shocked to say the least but also very very turned on. The faster he seemed to go the louder you became. Your body still shook from under him and he could feel it, to your legs wrapped around his waist all the way down to you clenching around him. He watched you as he fucked you, your body shaking more as he only got rougher with you.

Originally posted by missbaptan


Jin: Jin couldn’t help but smile down at you, the way you bit your lip to stop making any sounds was cute to him, but the minute your body started to shake the thought of you being cute was instantly gone. You had reached a whole other level with him. He slowed down his thrusts still making sure to keep the power there was behind them and the slower he went the harder you began to shake and that’s when the moans slipped out of your mouth and fell into the air. Jin trailed kisses along your jaw and down to your neck making sure to suck on that sweet spot which to liking, made you tremble even more.

Originally posted by shitjeon