The radio this morning asked listeners to phone in with stories of the weirdest things they’d seen on the Internet.
My mum: I saw an obese woman in a bikini last week.
My brother: You can order Russian Brides online!
Me: (scrolls through Tumblr ) I don’t really see any weird things on the Internet.
Mum: Really? But your on there 24/7!
Me: (Finds a picture of a vegetable shaped like a penis) Dunno, just don’t come across anything weird I guess.
What has my life become?