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The radio this morning asked listeners to phone in with stories of the weirdest things they’d seen on the Internet.

My mum: I saw an obese woman in a bikini last week.

My brother: You can order Russian Brides online!

Me: (scrolls through Tumblr ) I don’t really see any weird things on the Internet.

Mum: Really? But your on there 24/7!

Me: (Finds a picture of a vegetable shaped like a penis) Dunno, just don’t come across anything weird I guess.

What has my life become?